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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Zzulu posted:

Circlords keep sayin that circumcision is good for preventing poo poo like HIV or whatever but the truth is that HIV prevalence is way higher in Mutilated Savage America than it is in Enlightened Natural Western Europe








AIDS has claimed more people in New York City than in Spain, Italy, the Netherlands, and Switzerland combined lol

Conclusion: cocks are fun to talk about

it was higher in new york because we let our fags live instead of setting them on fire

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Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
anyone have some nice circ/uncirc docking porn?

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




cut dicks turn tricks. words from the pros for my giggolo bros.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Morkyz posted:

anyone have some nice circ/uncirc docking porn?

tombasebal1
Dec 15, 2014

Steampunk iPhone posted:

Imagine you are a woman and imagine having the power to send a male into a soundproof hospital chamber where the drones will surgically neuter his penis, the penis you could never have yourself: to reduce it to a sad abomination, anesthetize it and carve it into the form of a cheap plastic dildo with no moving parts, clean cut and tight as a drum and dumb as a rhinoceros horn. Wouldn't you at least think about it? Life isn't fair. Why not censor some of his male supremacy?

What makes women attracted to us men is that they envy us. They try as they can to succeed their envy; until they can, the man triggering it is considered hot stuff worth pining over. My dripping wet wildly erect trophy is something a woman can experience only vicariously, if I let her.

Circumcision cuts down the son to the stature of a neutered doggy, sparing the mother many embarrassing feelings and contributing to the orderly domestication of the family household. His penis no longer arouses any envy; certainly his mother can strap on a jumbo black dildo to triumph over everything he has left. It's on with life and he'll have to find other ways to assert his male supremacy. He must shelter his feelings of shame and inadequacy and get on the road to becoming a man.

In many cases this positively fosters development, especially in the economic arena. Male circumcision and money earning in support of females seems to go hand in hand. The circumcised male is an objectified underling whose primary purpose is increasing the elevation and joy of intact human beings. Who are these intact ones? In America, the females, but also a rare few tremendously virile foreskinned stallions effortlessly putting him to shame. We can create or destroy a noble subject by deciding what happens to the genitals. I take a moment to stick my left hand down my trousers to feel myself. Now as I retract my hand to continue typing I bring it to my nose and inhale the most wonderful aromas. Truly, there is not a circumcised male in the world I don't view as my inferior regardless of what he thinks he has done to rise above his ruthless genital censoring.

Over time he increasingly comes to a similar view and it begins to take root in his sexuality. Being made useful to and used by his intact sexual superiors quite simply turns him on. It becomes the ultimate aphrodisiac to sacrifice himself in the name of those never restrained, never sexually mutilated, us uncircumcised chosen ones, and he begins to exalt and worship us as gods basking in the sunshine on peaks thousands of feet above his imprisoned circumcised alter-reality.

No matter how wealthy is a circumcised male, deep inside he must appreciate his necessary inferiority to the healthy, happy, normal intact human beings thriving all around him. He can only wish, only dream, but soon he crashes back down to his alter-reality, puts down his chin and gets back to work. Every time he uses the restroom he glances his most private, treasured jewel and sees explicitly the brutal butchering of his penis, the unmistakable reminder of what was crushed and sawed away. They got him. There is no denying it.

Sir, you are right. i can't deny it

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Steampunk iPhone posted:

Imagine you are a woman and imagine having the power to send a male into a soundproof hospital chamber where the drones will surgically neuter his penis, the penis you could never have yourself: to reduce it to a sad abomination, anesthetize it and carve it into the form of a cheap plastic dildo with no moving parts, clean cut and tight as a drum and dumb as a rhinoceros horn. Wouldn't you at least think about it? Life isn't fair. Why not censor some of his male supremacy?

What makes women attracted to us men is that they envy us. They try as they can to succeed their envy; until they can, the man triggering it is considered hot stuff worth pining over. My dripping wet wildly erect trophy is something a woman can experience only vicariously, if I let her.

Circumcision cuts down the son to the stature of a neutered doggy, sparing the mother many embarrassing feelings and contributing to the orderly domestication of the family household. His penis no longer arouses any envy; certainly his mother can strap on a jumbo black dildo to triumph over everything he has left. It's on with life and he'll have to find other ways to assert his male supremacy. He must shelter his feelings of shame and inadequacy and get on the road to becoming a man.

In many cases this positively fosters development, especially in the economic arena. Male circumcision and money earning in support of females seems to go hand in hand. The circumcised male is an objectified underling whose primary purpose is increasing the elevation and joy of intact human beings. Who are these intact ones? In America, the females, but also a rare few tremendously virile foreskinned stallions effortlessly putting him to shame. We can create or destroy a noble subject by deciding what happens to the genitals. I take a moment to stick my left hand down my trousers to feel myself. Now as I retract my hand to continue typing I bring it to my nose and inhale the most wonderful aromas. Truly, there is not a circumcised male in the world I don't view as my inferior regardless of what he thinks he has done to rise above his ruthless genital censoring.

Over time he increasingly comes to a similar view and it begins to take root in his sexuality. Being made useful to and used by his intact sexual superiors quite simply turns him on. It becomes the ultimate aphrodisiac to sacrifice himself in the name of those never restrained, never sexually mutilated, us uncircumcised chosen ones, and he begins to exalt and worship us as gods basking in the sunshine on peaks thousands of feet above his imprisoned circumcised alter-reality.

No matter how wealthy is a circumcised male, deep inside he must appreciate his necessary inferiority to the healthy, happy, normal intact human beings thriving all around him. He can only wish, only dream, but soon he crashes back down to his alter-reality, puts down his chin and gets back to work. Every time he uses the restroom he glances his most private, treasured jewel and sees explicitly the brutal butchering of his penis, the unmistakable reminder of what was crushed and sawed away. They got him. There is no denying it.

shaving your balls is a good idea.

sports
Sep 1, 2012
my callused, unshod glans makes it so i last 45 minutes of sex act, and the person on the other end gets to make a couple o faces at me in the process. my dry, scratchy knob is numb and i don't mind

IronLawnmower
Aug 28, 2014
OP is some bizzare poo poo I'll tell you hwhat.

tombasebal1
Dec 15, 2014

circ dick soleil posted:

shaving your balls is a good idea.

i'm willing to do that but please tell me why

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Lurker God posted:

Circimcision is morally wrong, as it violates the bodily autonomy of the boys on which it is performed. Men and women who circumcise their sons are behaving unethically, and do have their child's best interests at heart.

agreed.

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
when i met my girlfriend she asked if i am circumsized and i said yeah and she said good i'm glad you don't have a gross dick

argument over for me at least

RainMaker
Oct 25, 2012

This is me every time you post.
I want my foreskin resurrected like I wanted this thread to be resurrected.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

tombasebal1 posted:

i'm willing to do that but please tell me why

because it feels good

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

RainMaker posted:

I want my foreskin resurrected like I wanted this thread to be resurrected.

there's a device that your doctor can fit you with that regrows your foreskin

it looks kinda like a metal scoop thing that basically tugs your existing skin into stretching and growing

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Turn this thread into her licking things please

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
can dicktalk also be a hellthread topic

dicks

dicks, guys

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

FordPRefectLL posted:

when i met my girlfriend she asked if i am circumsized and i said yeah and she said good i'm glad you don't have a gross dick

argument over for me at least

Holy poo poo. Did she ask about ur taint too? Great post/AV.

RainMaker
Oct 25, 2012

This is me every time you post.

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

there's a device that your doctor can fit you with that regrows your foreskin

it looks kinda like a metal scoop thing that basically tugs your existing skin into stretching and growing

Stem-cell foreskin?

bonvivant
Oct 1, 2014

I may be racist, transphobic, an antisemite and a misogynist, but I project like an angel ;)
uncircumcised dicks are nice because

-exotic in this part of the world
-skin is very supple and sensitive
-shows their parents cared about them, probably psychologically more normal
-ditto because they weren't exposed to a horrifically painful procedure at a few hours old that they don't remember but had an indelible effect on the pain/trust/fear parts of the brain

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

bonvivant posted:

uncircumcised dicks are nice because

-exotic in this part of the world
-skin is very supple and sensitive
-shows their parents cared about them, probably psychologically more normal
-ditto because they weren't exposed to a horrifically painful procedure at a few hours old that they don't remember but had an indelible effect on the pain/trust/fear parts of the brain

what kind of a loving pussy are you ?

probably easy to bully and easier to scar psychologically

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

sports posted:

dry, scratchy knob
mods make this my name

RainMaker
Oct 25, 2012

This is me every time you post.

Top City Homo posted:

what kind of a loving pussy are you ?

probably easy to bully and easier to scar psychologically

Don't mess with him. He has a degree in e-psychology from the university of wikipedia.

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Randandal posted:

Serious question has anyone here ever sucked an uncircumcised dick?

I have and I didn't like it

Congrats on being better equipped to lead a lonely BJ-less life though you antisemites

I have and I didn't notice much difference.

My view on the issue is that if you have a normal dick, it would be a normal dick cut or uncut. But something like 25% of all men have mutant weirdo dicks and those might benefit from being circumcized.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

Guancho posted:

thinking about other guys dicks

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
I knew by this page people would be arguing sincerely. Thanks, goons.

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

ikanreed posted:

I knew by this page people would be arguing sincerely. Thanks, goons.

What's to argue about? The uncircumsised are disgusting barbarians who deserve death. That's just a fact. NBD.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

BigBoss posted:

What's to argue about? The uncircumsised are disgusting barbarians who deserve death. That's just a fact. NBD.

Yes, but so are the circumsized. Plenty of documentation of this fact was written by German scientists in the 1930s.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
maybe shaving my balls wasnt such a good idea :cry:

RainMaker
Oct 25, 2012

This is me every time you post.

circ dick soleil posted:

maybe shaving my balls wasnt such a good idea :cry:

Itchy?

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

no i was only kidding of course i would never say that :)

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
I'm circumcised and I don't care about other mens penises. Does that make you mad op?

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006
hehe

big dig
Sep 11, 2001

Cowboys > Ninjas

serious norman posted:

I'm circumcised and I don't care about other mens penises. Does that make you mad op?

by stating your man-state you explicitly give permission for OP to furiously internet about your calloused deformed rod

im circumcise-kin

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


circumcision should be the father's decision only. women should not have authority over penises, not even one they just farted out of their nasty rear end pussy

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

you dont even want your penis get out

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
i spend a lot of time worrying about a three decade old decision i had no control over and i also hate my parents a whole bunch because of it. dicks. dicks! DICKSSSS!

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

itchy

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
I'm gay

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BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

we should all be hermaphrodites by now, what the hell happened?

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