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I currently have 357 demons inside of me. (ghosts don't count, only demons) Here are some examples of the types of demons that could be inside of you: Succubus Incubus Imp Satan Pig Demon Oni There are more but those are the most common demons that you could get inside of you.
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Sep 27, 2014 22:35
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none Jesus kicked em all out hail jehovah
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Sep 27, 2014 22:37
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Only the demon rum.
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Sep 27, 2014 22:37
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his name is lucifer and he's technically an angel tyvm 
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Sep 27, 2014 22:38
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none at the moment but if you know of any :bigtran:
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Sep 27, 2014 22:39
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my headmate is a demon and xer parents are angels
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Sep 27, 2014 22:40
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they're thetans
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Sep 27, 2014 22:41
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Those demons inside of you are actually body thetans, join the church of scientology today to learn how to excise them edit: ^gently caress you!^
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Sep 27, 2014 22:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGggfvJPEiw
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Sep 27, 2014 22:43
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one, but only on weekends
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Sep 27, 2014 22:44
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quote:Mark 16:17 THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU that should do it 
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Sep 27, 2014 22:48
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Sometimes Decarabia comes to hang out inside me. He's pretty cool.
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Sep 27, 2014 22:48
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does a penis count as a demon not a penis attached to a demon in particular, I mean, just a penis in general
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Sep 27, 2014 22:50
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JerryLee posted:does a penis count as a demon no
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Sep 27, 2014 22:51
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well a forked penis maybe
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Sep 27, 2014 22:51
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I had a dream about Wake Forrest University and I think I'm now possessed by demon deacon. The worst of all deacons.
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Sep 27, 2014 22:52
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The Droid posted:they're thetans thetans are archons
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Sep 27, 2014 22:52
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thousands of tiny demons in my lungs as i hold in this dank devil weed
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Sep 27, 2014 22:52
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o ok well that's a few less demons then
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Sep 27, 2014 22:53
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mr.capps posted:I currently have 357 demons inside of me. pretty sure you can exorcise 357 demons with just a single .357 to the head
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Sep 27, 2014 22:55
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JerryLee posted:o ok start a new thread : Post how many penises you have inside of you
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Sep 27, 2014 22:55
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TOILETLORD posted:pretty sure you can exorcise 357 demons with just a single .357 to the head no you can't dumb rear end that just makes you a corpse with 357 demons inside of you
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Sep 27, 2014 22:57
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mr.capps posted:I currently have 357 semens inside of me.
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Sep 27, 2014 22:59
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How do you know how many demons you have in you? Is there a blood test or something?
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Sep 27, 2014 23:01
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that is not what i said don't believe this poster!!
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Sep 27, 2014 23:07
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genesplicer posted:How do you know how many demons you have in you? Is there a blood test or something? you ask your local minister and he can count them
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Sep 27, 2014 23:07
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i have conjured all my demons and make them serve me
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Sep 27, 2014 23:09
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i have satan inside of me
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Sep 27, 2014 23:13
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All trans folk have demons and satanic spirits in them
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Sep 27, 2014 23:14
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*farts* none anymore lol
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Sep 27, 2014 23:15
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thank you for this
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Sep 27, 2014 23:24
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Moola posted:*farts*
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Sep 27, 2014 23:31
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If I had been there I would be really embarrassed, like I'd do that thing where I shrink back into my seat and slump down and try not to look directly at what's happening because it's so embarrassing.
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Sep 28, 2014 00:21
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Sep 28, 2014 00:22
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* 3 = 5 my vote for op
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Sep 28, 2014 00:25
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prob like a billion
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Sep 28, 2014 00:25
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i got dat satsui no hado
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Sep 28, 2014 00:42
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my dad made me read Screwtape Letters when I was 11 and poo poo hosed me up made me think i was full of demons thanks for triggering me op
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Sep 28, 2014 00:49
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mr.capps posted:
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Sep 28, 2014 00:52
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the demon I contain within myself is naught but the soul of man, a hungering beast which arrogantly demands tribute to its own brutal nature on a regular basis, lol
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