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Do Not Buy Condoms, tell her you don't need a condom, you're in love, doesn't she trust you?
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 01:18 |
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Do Not Buy
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 01:31 |
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i can't wear condoms my dick is two big
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 01:38 |
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God doesn't believe in condoms and neither do I
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 01:38 |
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a creepy colon posted:lol @ using condoms
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 01:39 |
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Doctor Butts posted:if it breaks, get the serial number off the condom and email the manufacturer for a refund Unless that refund is a coupon for a free abortion I don't see the point.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 01:46 |
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I last for hours, so condoms rarely go the whole distance for me. I set an alarm to go off every half hour just so I can switch them out before they break.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 01:53 |
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9goats dead posted:you cant get a man pregnant, OP
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 01:55 |
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9goats dead posted:you can get a man pregnant, OP
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 01:56 |
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Doctor Butts posted:if it breaks, get the serial number off the condom and email the manufacturer for a refund I'm gonna do this, maybe they'll refund me for the ridiculous morning after pill expense.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:05 |
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You got a pretty small watch, bro.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:07 |
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you irl posted:Do Not Buy Condoms, tell her you don't need a condom, you're in love, doesn't she trust you? the pull out method is pretty successful
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:10 |
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I just hope I don't have secret syphilis the internet tells me that even if I never exhibit symptoms I could still have it that's pretty scary i'm scared of what my immense loads can do of what dark secrets lie inside my jizz
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:13 |
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BottledBodhisvata posted:I just hope I don't have secret syphilis the internet tells me that even if I never exhibit symptoms I could still have it that's pretty scary ebola can be spread too using dark secret jizz
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:13 |
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BottledBodhisvata posted:I just hope I don't have secret syphilis the internet tells me that even if I never exhibit symptoms I could still have it that's pretty scary Stay safe immense load ghost
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:14 |
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psyopmonkey posted:Stay safe immense load ghost thanks brah
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:16 |
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etalian posted:the pull out method is pretty successful my [blink]ASIAN WIFE[/blink] and i used it for years before getting married once we were exclusive and got tested, but i still got nervous every month bc if you have sex twice without peeing in between there can be like a few sperm in your precum the next time and sure it's like 1 in a million but still
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:23 |
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:25 |
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Bearskin condoms
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:50 |
I was pissed off when I noticed they were bareskin condoms and not bearskin condoms. loving bullshit. edit: loving beaten.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:52 |
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"Thats an amazing vahjoozle!"
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:53 |
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mookface posted:do not buy condoms they are an affront to god more like an affront to rod lmao
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:53 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:do NOT buy papa legba witching condoms. they are cursed and will shrivel your weiner into a withered worm you cant shrink that which is already shrunken
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:55 |
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what's the condom that is closest in feeling to no condom? don't care about breakage, just the feel on my steel.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 03:02 |
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:what's the condom that is closest in feeling to no condom? don't care about breakage, just the feel on my steel. I liked when he used a babyruth wrapper.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 03:03 |
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my penis is quite large
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 03:03 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--7Fxg6_jzU
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 03:04 |
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:what's the condom that is closest in feeling to no condom? don't care about breakage, just the feel on my steel. spraypaint
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 03:05 |
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9goats dead posted:you cant get a man pregnant, OP
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 03:38 |