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you irl
Jan 22, 2014
Do Not Buy Condoms, tell her you don't need a condom, you're in love, doesn't she trust you?

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EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
Do Not Buy

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
i can't wear condoms my dick is two big

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
God doesn't believe in condoms and neither do I

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

a creepy colon posted:

lol @ using condoms

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

Doctor Butts posted:

if it breaks, get the serial number off the condom and email the manufacturer for a refund

Unless that refund is a coupon for a free abortion I don't see the point.

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
I last for hours, so condoms rarely go the whole distance for me. I set an alarm to go off every half hour just so I can switch them out before they break.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


9goats dead posted:

you cant get a man pregnant, OP

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

9goats dead posted:

you can get a man pregnant, OP

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

Doctor Butts posted:

if it breaks, get the serial number off the condom and email the manufacturer for a refund

I'm gonna do this, maybe they'll refund me for the ridiculous morning after pill expense.

uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



focus this time so i don't have to keep telling you idiots what happened
Lipstick Apathy
You got a pretty small watch, bro.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

you irl posted:

Do Not Buy Condoms, tell her you don't need a condom, you're in love, doesn't she trust you?

the pull out method is pretty successful

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
I just hope I don't have secret syphilis the internet tells me that even if I never exhibit symptoms I could still have it that's pretty scary

i'm scared of what my immense loads can do

of what dark secrets lie inside my jizz

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

BottledBodhisvata posted:

I just hope I don't have secret syphilis the internet tells me that even if I never exhibit symptoms I could still have it that's pretty scary

i'm scared of what my immense loads can do

of what dark secrets lie inside my jizz

ebola can be spread too using dark secret jizz

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

BottledBodhisvata posted:

I just hope I don't have secret syphilis the internet tells me that even if I never exhibit symptoms I could still have it that's pretty scary

i'm scared of what my immense loads can do

of what dark secrets lie inside my jizz

Stay safe immense load ghost

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

psyopmonkey posted:

Stay safe immense load ghost

thanks brah

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

etalian posted:

the pull out method is pretty successful

my [blink]ASIAN WIFE[/blink] and i used it for years before getting married once we were exclusive and got tested, but i still got nervous every month bc if you have sex twice without peeing in between there can be like a few sperm in your precum the next time and sure it's like 1 in a million but still

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Bearskin condoms

MegaGatts
Dec 12, 2004

The Enteroctopus dofleini, also known as the giant Pacific octopus (GPO) or North Pacific giant octopus, is a large marine cephalopod belonging to the phylum Mollusca and is tripping balls.
I was pissed off when I noticed they were bareskin condoms and not bearskin condoms. loving bullshit.

edit: loving beaten.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

"Thats an amazing vahjoozle!"

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

mookface posted:

do not buy condoms they are an affront to god

more like an affront to rod lmao

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

do NOT buy papa legba witching condoms. they are cursed and will shrivel your weiner into a withered worm

you cant shrink that which is already shrunken :smuggo:

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
what's the condom that is closest in feeling to no condom? don't care about breakage, just the feel on my steel.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

what's the condom that is closest in feeling to no condom? don't care about breakage, just the feel on my steel.

I liked when he used a babyruth wrapper.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
my penis is quite large

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--7Fxg6_jzU

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

what's the condom that is closest in feeling to no condom? don't care about breakage, just the feel on my steel.

spraypaint

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ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

9goats dead posted:

you cant get a man pregnant, OP

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