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mucocele
Nov 3, 2012
I think they're real funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wndLCyxcIKc

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
get hosed and die

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Moridin920 posted:

get hosed and die

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Moridin920 posted:

get hosed and die

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
will it fit??

in my butt??

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

Moridin920 posted:

get hosed and die

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
i don't need a honda fit when i have your mom, op

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
the weasel made me LOL

texasmed
May 27, 2004

Moridin920 posted:

get cucked and die

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i laughed at the weasel and lost $17,000 to asians

Naughty McGee
Mar 31, 2010
A boring car for boring people. Perfect fit (lol) for u op

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Naughty McGee posted:

A boring car for boring people. Perfect fit (lol) for u op

WILL IT GO OFFROAD BRUH

mucocele
Nov 3, 2012

1gnoirents posted:

WILL IT GO OFFROAD BRUH

You mean like this?

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

mucocele posted:

You mean like this?

no i mean like this
http://i.imgur.com/PFpZt.jpg
:nws:

1gnoirents fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Sep 28, 2014

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

freaking love them hamsters!!! just bought my new car...gotta love'em hammies!

BambooEarpick
Sep 3, 2008
Fiats are better imo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwAlfH332iw

BEAR GRYLLZ
Jul 30, 2006

I have strong erections for Israel.
Strong, pathetic erections.

Moridin920 posted:

get cucked and sigh

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
I drive a Fit.

I am also gay.

Coincidence? Yeah, probably.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

look what the internet has wrought

originl fiat better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrdKr-p3fWc caues boner

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

abarth looks like trash and sounds like a child imitating a sports car

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

abarth looks like trash and sounds like a child imitating a sports car

did you see the italian girl tho

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

no the guy driving it was a fat neckbeard

i forgot to ask him what name he posted in AI under

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
fiats are crap everyone knows that

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
VTEC!

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
get sucked by guy

G-Mach
Feb 6, 2011

Moridin920 posted:

get hosed and die

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
jdm tyte vtac kicked in gonna own this 96 v6 mustang i mean crapstang lmao tite

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I want a fit, but I'm gonna wait a few years so I can get a used one at a better price.It seems like even the 2012 models have barely even depreciated.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)

Hobohemian posted:

I want a fit, but I'm gonna wait a few years so I can get a used one at a better price.It seems like even the 2012 models have barely even depreciated.

its because its a honda. honda loyalty is so extreme that it has eclipsed the brands general value probably close to a decade ago now. the upside is reduced depreciation

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

1gnoirents posted:

its because its a honda. honda loyalty is so extreme that it has eclipsed the brands general value probably close to a decade ago now. the upside is reduced depreciation

I hear Hyundais are pretty good for cheap, reliable cars... Maybe they're the new Honda.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
everyone in that commercial should fit a bullet in their head

panascope
Mar 26, 2005

fiat stands for fix it again tony XD

Leonard Ghostal
Apr 26, 2006
lol you watch television

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

Yeah man, this soulless corporate shilling designed by committee/ad agency to make you identify with the "hipness" of a particular boxy car sure is hilarious!

Choke on a dick and die, you human wasteland.

WilltheMagicAsian
Dec 11, 2011

I love driving compact cars because I'm gay.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLIkjWFNAKI

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

SHARTING BEAR
Sep 27, 2004

Nick Thune is an alright dude who shouldn't be forced into lovely commercial work.

Cream-of-Plenty
Apr 21, 2010

"The world is a hellish place, and bad writing is destroying the quality of our suffering."
One night, we found a Honda Fit that had been mocked up to look like it was in a scene from the Dark Angel TV series (because of a limited budget, they picked 3 cars that looked "futuristic", glued some spoilers to them, and used them over and over again). However, when we got closer, we discovered that it was just a really distressed Honda Fit. Somebody had used spray paint to put vague, uneven racing stripes all over the car and in every direction.

This is in the middle of the night on a street that backs up against a large field of overgrown weeds, mind you, so we were pretty uneasy when we realized that there was somebody inside the vehicle--especially when he starts to get out of the car. Just like the Fit's racing stripes, this dude's hair went everywhere and he had a humongous unkempt beard obscuring most of his face. He was also committing the fashion faux pas of wearing a matching pair of tight denim jeans and denim shirt, and even in the dim light I could tell that the clothes were filthy.

When he reached into his pocket, I immediately thought that I was going to die...but then he simply pulled out a pair of vintage glasses, wiped them off on his shirt, and placed them on his face. "Hey," he grumbled weakly, stopping to clear his throat and cough. "Food?"

"No thanks, I ate earli--"

"No, bro, do you have food?" he pressed, suddenly strong. He raked his fingers through the tangles of his dirty brown hair and watched us with those vacant eyes of his while he waited for an answer.

"Oh...no."

"poo poo." He sucked air through his teeth and turned around, but instead of climbing back into the car, he started walking off into the field.

"Where are you going?"

"I've got a comedy show in 20 minutes."

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Norbert
Feb 2, 2004

only stupid women drive Japanese cars

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