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it's riskier to hit on 18 than 12
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I think that depends entirely on which cards are left in the deck, op
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Sep 28, 2014 01:46
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good thread. totally worth posting this.
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One fine, sunny morning, a priest took a walk in the local forest. He was walking by a small stream when, sitting on a nearby toadstool, he noticed a sad, sad-looking frog. "What's wrong with you?" said the priest. "Well," said the frog, "the reason I am so sad on this fine day is because I wasn't always a frog." "Really!" said the priest. "Can you explain?" "Once upon a time I was an 11-year-old Choirboy at your very church. I too was walking by this stream when I was confronted by the wicked witch of the forest. 'Let me pass!' I cried, but to no avail. She called me a cheeky little boy and with a flash of her wand, turned me into the frog you now see before you." "That's an incredible story!" said the priest. "Is there no way of reversing the witch's spell?" "Yes," said the frog. "It is said that if a nice kind person would pick me up, take me home, give me food and warmth and a good night's sleep, I will wake up as a boy again." "Today's your lucky day!" said the priest, and forthwith picked up the frog and took him home. He gave him lots of food, placed him by the fire, and at bedtime put the frog on the pillow beside him. And, lo! miracle of miracles, when he awoke the next morn, there was the 11 year old Choirboy beside him in bed. And that, your Honor, is the case for the Defense.
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Sep 28, 2014 01:46
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actually that would be ebolaphebosparintitan-filia and it's perfectly biologically natural from an ~evolutionary perspective~ to want to gorilla gently caress 13 year old girls
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Sep 28, 2014 01:47
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Saalkin posted:good thread. totally worth posting this. thanks man, it's good to have the support of the community
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Sep 28, 2014 01:47
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chutes and ladders is a pedophiles game
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Sep 28, 2014 01:48
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Hmm yes, I can see your logic.
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Saalkin posted:good thread. totally worth posting this. I thought it was funny.
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Sep 28, 2014 01:48
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Yo Why da Jack gotta be black? Racist game, mo' like. sheeit you know das right!
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Sep 28, 2014 01:49
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excellent dadjoke about child molestation
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Sep 28, 2014 01:52
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Effectronica posted:excellent dadjoke about child molestation it was p funny, sorry it wasn't to ur taste dude. hope u feel better. have a great day
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Sep 28, 2014 01:54
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Troon Flesh Mask posted:actually that would be ebolaphebosparintitan-filia and it's perfectly biologically natural from an ~evolutionary perspective~ to want to gorilla gently caress 13 year old girls 
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Sep 28, 2014 02:03
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business gorilla takes a lot of ~business trips~ to thailand
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Sep 28, 2014 02:07
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Saalkin posted:good thread. totally worth posting this. op's a content creator
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Sep 28, 2014 02:20
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Effectronica posted:excellent dadjoke about child molestation
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Sep 28, 2014 02:49
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Pedophiles are loving immature assholes
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Sep 28, 2014 02:58
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Effectronica posted:excellent dadjoke about child molestation just a bit of fun bruv lets all be cool
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Sep 28, 2014 02:59
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You gotta be kidding me with that joke
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The Hissing Butt posted:just a bit of fun bruv lets all be cool moderately funny joke, not gonna get much mileage out of it as far as a thread's concerned, but eh. it's all good man. you cool with me, here, on this fine saturday night
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Sep 28, 2014 03:03
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Go fish.
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Sep 28, 2014 03:07
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What's Aatreks favorite anime? Nia Under Seven.
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Sep 28, 2014 03:41
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Gutcruncher posted:What's Aatreks favorite anime? How do you know it's bedtime at Aatrek's house? When the big hand touches the little hand.
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Sep 28, 2014 03:57
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The Hissing Butt posted:How do you know it's bedtime at Aatrek's house? How do you know its Christmas in aatreks house? He sexually assaults a young child. And santa is watching.
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Sep 28, 2014 04:00
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what's the difference between aatrek and McDonald's nothing they both put 20 year old meat in 7 year old buns
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Sep 28, 2014 04:02
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The Hissing Butt posted:How do you know it's bedtime at Aatrek's house? Who was AAtrek's favorite singer? Michael Jackson
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Sep 28, 2014 04:02
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what's aatrek's favorite activity? he is a pedophile
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Sep 28, 2014 04:03
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How many times will an aatrek joke be funny? Pedofile
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Sep 28, 2014 04:08
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Yaldabaoth posted:Who was AAtrek's favorite singer? if aatrek ever asks you if you want to blow bubbles, SAY NO
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Sep 28, 2014 04:13
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What did Aatrek say to the toddler at Christmas? Semen's Greetings
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Sep 28, 2014 07:58
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This thread would have been better if the title was "What is Aatrek's favorite card game?" "Black jack because it's better to hit on 12 than 18." Where the gently caress is King of Internet when you need him?
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Sep 28, 2014 08:01
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Aatrek took a vacation on a glass-bottomed boat
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Sep 28, 2014 08:05
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How many aatreks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, one to screw the kid, and one to screw the bulb
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Sep 28, 2014 08:18
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if aatrek molests a kid in a forest and nobody is around to hear, will a gbs poster still make an aatrek joke?
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Sep 28, 2014 08:23
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Neurolimal posted:if aatrek molests a kid in a forest and nobody is around to hear, will a gbs poster still make an aatrek joke? It's you, you're the aatrek joke.
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Sep 28, 2014 09:17
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This.... this drat post, just made my night. Thankyou OP 
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Sep 28, 2014 09:32
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If Aatrek was a character in The IT Crowd, who would he be? Peter File Butthead fucked around with this message at 09:39 on Sep 28, 2014 |
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Sep 28, 2014 09:37
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a mexican, an aatrek, and a covetous jew walk into a bar
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pedo
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Don't hate the playa, hate the game. 
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