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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

LOU BEGAS MUSTACHE posted:

What, Me Horny? I Swear This Article Isn't More Embarrassing Than Porn

Shut up dead Alfred E. Neuman.

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the culminator
Oct 29, 2012
David Wong annual 20,000 word article about the video game industry


5 shoddy psych studies that we will use to make broad conclusions about human nature

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
Top 10 elevator farts

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Philthy posted:

Top 10 elevator farts

I hope the open door button works.

Baiku
Oct 25, 2011

Top 10 Best Reddit Memes

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


The Best 5 Numbers that come Before Six

3 Astounding Reasons why our Articles are Never Funny

7 Kind of lovely People you Suspect Read Cracked and are Absolutely Right About

10 Weird Poops I Hide in my Closet

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Linux Pirate posted:

The Best 5 Numbers that come Before Six

3 Astounding Reasons why our Articles are Never Funny

7 Kind of lovely People you Suspect Read Cracked and are Absolutely Right About

10 Weird Poops I Hide in my Closet

you're not good enough to wright for Cracked.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Pumpy Muffinz posted:

you're not good enough to wright for Cracked.

:smith:

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool
11 Historical Inaccuracies In 'Star Wars' You Won't Believe

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!
Eh. I like Cracked. They may been the origin of the "7 things" meme, but they produce original content and give credit to all images where applicable.

Buzzfeed is what's poo poo.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

it isn't really a bad thing.

Baiku
Oct 25, 2011

6 Things About Buzzfeed That Suck

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Pumpy Muffinz posted:

it isn't really a bad thing.

:unsmith:

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

CaptainHollywood posted:

Eh. I like Cracked. They may been the origin of the "7 things" meme, but they produce original content and give credit to all images where applicable.

Buzzfeed is what's poo poo.

Yeah, their podcast is pretty good as well.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

or not gently caress you op

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
5 Reason Why You Should Never Post

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
10 Times This Thread Has Already Happened. #4 Turned Me Into A Gay Cuck

CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!

PostNouveau posted:

Yeah, their podcast is pretty good as well.

This too.

It's kind of ironic how many magazines like Cracked copied MAD's format - and now Cracked, 50+ years later every site has copy-catted their style.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
5 Reasons Why I'm Starting To Worry About The Mole On My Arm

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
So Cracked does nothing but lists? How do they make money? Same with Watchmojo. How do these things exist?

Defenistrator
Mar 27, 2007
Ask me about my burritos
50 things that never happened that will Spock shock you

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


10 of history's greatest badasses who are making you FAT

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


6 inventions that changed how the modern world goes to the toilet

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost
When You Look At These Pictures Of Adorable Kittens, A Clown Will Literally Ram A Full Sized Mexican Cactus Into Your Anus. By #7, I Was making GBS threads Blood And Begging For Death.

When We Cover A Convicted Felon In Jam And Stake Him To The Ground Above A Fire Ant Nest, You'll Never Guess What Happens Next!

Hip-Hoptimus Rhyme
Mar 19, 2009

Gods don't make mistakes
Top 4 reasons Back to the Future is secretly Robocop

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

Best Dog

the culminator
Oct 29, 2012
Jesus loving christ that child labor article is soul crushing

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

the culminator posted:

Jesus loving christ that child labor article is soul crushing

The sex slave one?

the culminator
Oct 29, 2012
Nah its a new one out today about child farm workers.

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
Seven Crazy Sex Acts That Violate the Geneva Convention
FLASHBACK: 10 Things You Hadn't Considered About the Universe of 'Thunder Cats'
The 5 Moments You'll Experience In College That Will Shatter the Tiny, Pop Culture-Tinted Lens Through Which You View the World
You Won't Believe This One Weird Trick to Satirizing Cracked Dot Com

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Lotta people in the thread confusing Cracked's singular title format of "X number of MIND-BLOWING ordinary facts (with a punchline here)" with the other dumb style tricks of other stupid sites and ads (Goons hate them!)

Felix Clay's articles are usually funny, though sometimes he tries too hard to make Seanbaby style absurd metaphors.

Ten more mind-blowing Daily Mail articles (we smugly tell yoou are bullshit)

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Why it would suck to live in the city from Logan's Run

You're a queer baby (here's why)

This is your brain... on QUACK!?

A penny saved is a penny BURNED

My life is a lie (and so is yours)

5 reasons you're still a virgin

5 more reasons you'll never get laid

these 10 Disney characters are gay (and they have been all along)

3 Dictators that should never have gotten together

Putting parenthetical statements in article titles is amateurish (and here's why!)

Duck duck goose, 5 games that should not be played by children

These 5 autoertic asphyxiation techniques will leave you breathless (literally!)

The 3 big secrets you thought you were taking to your grave

Does it smell like updog in here?

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

6 things i did absolutely no research for but will lionize to the sun and back

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

4 reasons its ok to slaughter Palestinian children

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
You wont BELIEVE what this man does to his anus!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Neurolimal posted:

You wont BELIEVE what this man does to his anus!

(and why the internet loves him!)

In The Bushes
Mar 4, 2012
4 reasons that I, an amateur comic book artist, am exactly like members of the armed forces and deserve your respect.

COPE 27
Sep 11, 2006

Top 10 reasons we are different from buzzfeed:

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Five things you probably believe about diet soda, you stupid idiot human being

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The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Holy loving poo poo: These Doctor Who/Legend of Korra Crossover Doilies are the Coolest Goddamn Things We've Ever Seen

okay, maybe more io9 than cracked but gently caress it

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