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My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves
Westeros, where I have a good chance of being raped, or killed, or raped and then killed, or killed and then raped. Then maybe I'd get to pick another world after I died there?

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LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

equestria, of course

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.
the gunslinger (the ones king wrote while he still did a lot of drugs and drank) because i dig the post-apocalyptic bizzaro western vibe but i probably would just end up being eaten raped and killed in that order by a horde of mutant bandits

PrBacterio
Jul 19, 2000
the culture books are really dumb and bad, but if I had to choose a fictional world to actually live in, that would probably be the one Id pick too

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
Leters to hustler.

K9
May 6, 2007

Wall Balls posted:

big rock candy mountain

http://issuu.com/jerrickventures/docs/angel/3?e=12150577/8234458

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

PrBacterio posted:

the culture books are really dumb and bad, but if I had to choose a fictional world to actually live in, that would probably be the one Id pick too

I'd probably pick the Old Man's War universe by John Scalzi. Because really cool fictional technology and consciousness transfers to superhuman soldier bodies, though the way people get killed off kind of makes it a downer universe to live in.

That guy that suggested the Harry Potter universe and cucking Ron Weasley made me laugh, though. Everything is way too comfortable in that world, though there is magic to gently caress around with.

The fictional America in Neil Gaiman's American Gods, because it's the closest thing to what we live in now, but you occasionally bump into the gods and they do cool poo poo for you (assuming they don't kill you in a fit of rage).

PrBacterio
Jul 19, 2000

PrBacterio posted:

the culture books are really dumb and bad, but if I had to choose a fictional world to actually live in, that would probably be the one Id pick too
although the reason why those books are dumb and bad could lead to the whole thing turning out like the opening chapter in this story: http://subterraneanpress.com/magazine/winter_2014/bit_players_by_greg_egan (by actual good SF writer greg egan) and so might not be such a good idea after all
but Im fairly confident Im stupid enough that Id be able to just let it slide if I woke up in the culture tomorrow :unsmith:

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
poictesme son, but only if i got my youth back and ended up making the same terrible mistakes i made before...the garden between dawn and sunrise sounds particularly enticing...

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Moola posted:

so in that dumb culture world, wouldnt you have to put up with other peoples ultimate fantasy poo poo too?

like wouldnt there be loads of furries running around and poo poo

not cool

move to a spaceship where there are no furries then

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet
One with pretty good necromancy and/or ancestor worship that actually works I guess because being in some zoom kapow science fiction future would be just as lame as here for a smelly corpse

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

PrBacterio posted:

although the reason why those books are dumb and bad could lead to the whole thing turning out like the opening chapter in this story: http://subterraneanpress.com/magazine/winter_2014/bit_players_by_greg_egan (by actual good SF writer greg egan) and so might not be such a good idea after all
but Im fairly confident Im stupid enough that Id be able to just let it slide if I woke up in the culture tomorrow :unsmith:

what does that have to do with the Culture?

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet
have fun being recycled into food cubes while I bring fire to the world of the living, lich lyfe bitch

MegaGatts
Dec 12, 2004

The Enteroctopus dofleini, also known as the giant Pacific octopus (GPO) or North Pacific giant octopus, is a large marine cephalopod belonging to the phylum Mollusca and is tripping balls.
The America of my grandparents.

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet
I was pretty directionless when I was younger but the skeleton army really turned my life around, made me the fearless screeching revenant I am today.

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Equestria but I wouldn't want to become a horse, I'd stay as a human who sets up in a castle somewhere as a wizard villain but then slowly turns into a good guy through the power of friendship

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
I would want to be reborn in the universe that contains all of Phillip K Dick's stories. preferably one like electric sheep and not a poo poo one like ubik

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet

Bobert Bobertson posted:

I would want to be reborn in the universe that contains all of Phillip K Dick's stories. preferably one like electric sheep and not a poo poo one like ubik

You are you're just a badly-written side character in The Grasshopper Lies Heavy

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Logan's Run but only before Logan fucks everything up for everyone

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
yeah another vote for Culture, im a hedonist with a god complex and dont mind if a space ship makes fun of me so id fit in perfectly.

also i wanna nuke the poo poo out of bug aliens using weapons powered by the GEOMETRY OF THE loving UNIVERSE WOOOOOOOOOOO!

lost my retainer
Oct 28, 2002

Blow me
culture every other answer is wrong

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
whatever floats ur boat man go live in your wimpy little potterverse or whatevs i couldnt care less.

Vernii
Dec 7, 2006

JaredBS posted:

culture every other answer is wrong

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Is it too late to change mine to post-Ebola ravaged Texas?

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

idiocracy because i don't like change

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Who framed Roger Rabbit world

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Marvel universe only if I got cool super powers

owl milk
Jun 28, 2011
noone said heaven yet hahaha

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

JaredBS posted:

culture every other answer is wrong

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
as a registered sex offender, i am required by law to answer star trek

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

I would live in the fictional world portrayed by pornography.

You know, the world in which pretty much anyone who comes to your door is there for sex, anyone you meet outside or at the office or at school is there for sex, basically everyone just happily fucks each other constantly. That world.

Alternatively I could live in the fictional 1950s that republicans believe ever existed. The one where everyone was successful and polite and nice to each other, smoking didn't cause cancer, you could buy a hamburger for five cents, children were respectful, and there were no racial tensions or looming nuclear holocausts or problems with foreigners or violence and everyone got their own house in a suburb with a lawn and a dog.

or blade runner i guess

e. Oh I see I was beaten to the punch on the 1950s Republican Dream thing oh well.

Oh wait I know, how about Discworld

Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Oct 1, 2014

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
Phillip Jose Farmer's grail world

maybe middle earth if i was like a tom bombadil type dude

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Leperflesh posted:

I would live in the fictional world portrayed by pornography.

You know, the world in which pretty much anyone who comes to your door is there for sex, anyone you meet outside or at the office or at school is there for sex, basically everyone just happily fucks each other constantly. That world.

This is an even righter answer than the culture.

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

reignonyourparade posted:

This is an even righter answer than the culture.

but you can live in that world in the culture and if you say got tired of having to wait for the waiters at a restaurant to stop loving each other long enough to bring you your food or at least let you in on the action you could ask the ship to change it up a little???

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I'll live in that underground museum room where that king of the mountain rock monster tried to eat Dorothy and her gang.

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


Roadside Picnic land.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Land of the Lost so I could kick some Sleestack rear end

The Dipshit
Dec 21, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

reignonyourparade posted:

This is an even righter answer than the culture.

This is also covered by the Culture fictional world.

forgotten image
Jan 16, 2008

If you're going to secretly goonfuck, going to the worst pubbie guild in the galaxy isn't the brightest idea. :byewhore:
Discworld

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Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!
The afterlife as portrayed in the movie Beetle Juice.

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