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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Hmm... This town sure seems like a great place to build an Applebee's!

*plants a slider in the ground*

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jarvis cocker
Dec 16, 2007

by Lowtax
johnny applebee, you have poo poo taste
knock it off

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

jarvis cocker posted:

johnny applebee, you have poo poo taste
knock it off

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
applebees sucx

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
*steals a sports jersey from the nazi's*

This belongs in an Applebee's! On the wall of!

Raineko
Mar 12, 2012
more like

cRAPPLE BEES
:aslol:

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
All this harsh criticism of Applebee's will not get me, Johnny Applebee, down.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
Tell us the origin story of 1/2 price apps.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
"How do you give a liberal a brain scan? A colonoscopy." -Joke I overheard while at Applebees.

GenderSelectScreen
Mar 7, 2010

I DON'T KNOW EITHER DON'T ASK ME
College Slice

jarvis cocker posted:

johnny applebee, you have poo poo taste
knock it off

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
later that night...

2 f0r 20
*puts on mask*
2 f0r 20
*puts on gloves*
2 f0r 20
*silently breaks into jarvis cocker's home*
2 f0r 20
*suffocates jarvis with a pillow*
2 f0r 20!
2 f0r 20!!

*escapes*

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Ho ho ho, I had a long night. I can't wait to spread more Applebee's

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Overheard a wasted patron explain to his wife/girlfriend that a watermelon martini should be called an 'N-wordtini'

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

Overheard a wasted patron explain to his wife/girlfriend that a watermelon martini should be called an 'N-wordtini'

Did he say "n-word"?

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
purchases local high school flags and jerseys to display

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
That kind of racism is ugly

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
Stay in school, kids, and there'll always be a place for you here!

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2uN28EJRlA

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

jarvis cocker posted:

johnny applebee, you have poo poo taste
knock it off

you can't kill us all

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

lol

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
this thread is def going places. feel free to place this in your sig:

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i nominate mr. capps as gbs content creator

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

beaten gently caress

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

bonestructure posted:

you can't kill us all

later that night...

2 f0r 20
*puts on mask*
2 f0r 20
*puts on gloves*
2 f0r 20
*silently breaks into bonestructures's garage*
2 f0r 20
*installs car bomb on bonestructure's Honda Fit*
2 f0r 20!
2 f0r 20!!

*escapes*

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

a starwar betamax posted:

this thread is def going places. feel free to place this in your sig:



ok, thanks





Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball!

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

mr.capps posted:

ok, thanks

your are welcome, and you deserve it :highfive:

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
I high five you and place a cheeseburger slider in your hand

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I have Applebee leftovers in my fridge, ty johnny applebee

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
you are a piece of poo poo you disgust me

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib
johnny applebee used a drinking fountain at the mall and now it makes raspberry lemonade for only two bucks and twentynine cents

Mrs. Dash
Apr 11, 2009
I ordered a steak from applebee's once.

terrible decision

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
i don't really do it consciously but i just don't talk to people who like eating at applebee's. there's something very wrong with them.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
I went to an Applebee's once and I kept imagining my food tasted like warm apple mush the whole time because of the name

YOU A FUCKING HAT
Jun 7, 1979

I CAN'T BE STOPPED OR REASONED WITH



I would like to eat fettucine alfredo at a place that does it even worse than Olive Garden, surrounded by faux antique bus stop signs.

Can you recommend a place, Mr. Applebee.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

Bran Loghair posted:

I ordered a steak from applebee's once.

terrible decision

Sounds like the last of a series of terrible decisions.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

AssassinPrincess posted:

I would like to eat fettucine alfredo at a place that does it even worse than Olive Garden, surrounded by faux antique bus stop signs.

Can you recommend a place, Mr. Applebee.

Sounds like you need an Applebee's!
*plants a alfredo in your home town that will eventually grow into an Applebee's*

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i forget if i fived this thread before but im fiving it now just in case

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
all the good little girls and boys wake up the morning after ol johnny passes thru town to find a bloomin onion under their pillow. the pillows have been completely ruined by the grease and moms everywhere are furious.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
applebees is an OK place to eat if you've completely given up on life

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VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

Full Metal Jackass posted:

applebees is an OK place to eat if you've completely given up on life

Oh, there's still room to fall lower. Boston Market.

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