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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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Hmm... This town sure seems like a great place to build an Applebee's!

*plants a slider in the ground*

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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*steals a sports jersey from the nazi's*

This belongs in an Applebee's! On the wall of!

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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All this harsh criticism of Applebee's will not get me, Johnny Applebee, down.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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later that night...

2 f0r 20
*puts on mask*
2 f0r 20
*puts on gloves*
2 f0r 20
*silently breaks into jarvis cocker's home*
2 f0r 20
*suffocates jarvis with a pillow*
2 f0r 20!
2 f0r 20!!

*escapes*

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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Ho ho ho, I had a long night. I can't wait to spread more Applebee's

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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bonestructure posted:

you can't kill us all

later that night...

2 f0r 20
*puts on mask*
2 f0r 20
*puts on gloves*
2 f0r 20
*silently breaks into bonestructures's garage*
2 f0r 20
*installs car bomb on bonestructure's Honda Fit*
2 f0r 20!
2 f0r 20!!

*escapes*

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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a starwar betamax posted:

this thread is def going places. feel free to place this in your sig:



ok, thanks





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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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I high five you and place a cheeseburger slider in your hand

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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AssassinPrincess posted:

I would like to eat fettucine alfredo at a place that does it even worse than Olive Garden, surrounded by faux antique bus stop signs.

Can you recommend a place, Mr. Applebee.

Sounds like you need an Applebee's!
*plants a alfredo in your home town that will eventually grow into an Applebee's*

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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Full Metal Jackass posted:

applebees is an OK place to eat if you've completely given up on life

well i am lich

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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oh, how horrible

uh, here take this gift certificate to applebee's, its the least i can do for a friend who is going through a rough time

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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TOILETLORD posted:

my family dragged me to chili's after i haven't been in like 10 years, and they seem to have double prices halved the food servings and tried to make it look like they actually cooked something maybe used a pan.

DO NO MENTION CHILLI'S

Chilli Bunyan is my arch nemesis. I hate his guts, and hate his little pet Babe the Blue Longhorn too.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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shush lazyfire, i will strike you down

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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i mean bring you the best food in the neighborhood

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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Lazyfire posted:

Whoa, hold on there, pal; how about we settle our differences with a game of Uno?

no

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

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why are these 1960s greasers hanging out with these modern day dweebs?

aww who cares they all love applebee's!

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