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KonvexKonkav: Mar 5, 2014

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:03

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 08:30

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Take the lead pill, OP
(a bullet)

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:08

EXTREME INSERTION: Jun 4, 2011; by LadyAmbien

Big Beef City posted:

Take the lead pill, OP
(a bullet)

That's not a pill

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:13

skeletonotherkin: Sep 26, 2014

KonvexKonkav posted:

Enjoy your increased risk of prostate cancer. Also I just recycle my semen via ingestion.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 07:16

Quellar: Dec 21, 2007; quit staring at me

I am Ironpilled.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 07:24

skeletonotherkin: Sep 26, 2014

I eat my own cum, I'm enlightened.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 07:45

Zeniel: Oct 18, 2013

I have hemochromatosis, ergo too much iron. Does this make me some kind of Aryan ubermensch or do I need to get a pair of those V�lkisch brand underpants before I'm able to summon statues and shoot lightning or whatever?

# ? Sep 30, 2014 08:42

Murray Mantoinette: Jun 11, 2005; ＴＨＥＰＯＳＴＳＭＵＳＴＦＬＯＷ; Clapping Larry

Zeniel posted:

I have hemochromatosis, ergo too much iron. Does this make me some kind of Aryan ubermensch or do I need to get a pair of those V�lkisch brand underpants before I'm able to summon statues and shoot lightning or whatever?

uh... didn't you read the wall of meme-comic text, mein bruder? you can never have too much iron.

also these fashion ideas seem like a gold mine. If you made underwear or hoodies with the Othala rune or a triskelion on it, idiot white power idiots would fork over their money to you hand over fist.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 08:54

Vengarr: Jun 17, 2010; Smashed before noon

butplug accident posted:

[ATAVISTIC MORALITY INTENSIFIES] would make for a good t-shirt slogan

You'd have to bluff real hard when someone asks what it means, but that's part of the charm

# ? Sep 30, 2014 09:03

Straker: Nov 10, 2005

to be fair, the world would be a great place if we killed all muslims, israeli jews and their supporters, and [american] cops

# ? Sep 30, 2014 09:05

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

Straker posted:

to be fair, the world would be a great place if we killed all muslims, israeli jews and their supporters, and [american] cops

Typical red pill Untermensch speak

# ? Sep 30, 2014 09:09

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

green pill up in here but i need to get back on the weights

# ? Sep 30, 2014 09:19

Straker: Nov 10, 2005

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Typical red pill Untermensch speak

i'm actually a healthy 30something white male living in the usa, so if you're fine with the status quo then so am i :hfive:

# ? Sep 30, 2014 09:22

Nude Bog Lurker: Jan 2, 2007; Fun Shoe

i live in fear of becoming a FVCKING MANLET

# ? Sep 30, 2014 09:27

opus111: Jul 6, 2014

Straker posted:

to be fair, the world would be a great place if we killed all muslims, israeli jews and their supporters, and [american] cops

the world would be a great place if nobody killed anybody imo

# ? Sep 30, 2014 09:51

Morkyz: Aug 6, 2013

opus111 posted:

the world would be a great place if nobody killed anybody imo

the world is a great place, so from that it follows that nobody killed anybody, so therefore the holocaust didn't happen (your logic not mine)

# ? Sep 30, 2014 09:55

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

what the gently caress is this poo poo

# ? Sep 30, 2014 09:55

Trochanter: Sep 14, 2007; It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!

Frostwerks posted:

green pill up in here but i need to get back on the weights

No big deal, it looks like Mr. Ubermensch himself has been skipping Leg Day

# ? Sep 30, 2014 10:44

Zeniel: Oct 18, 2013

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

uh... didn't you read the wall of meme-comic text, mein bruder? you can never have too much iron.

also these fashion ideas seem like a gold mine. If you made underwear or hoodies with the Othala rune or a triskelion on it, idiot white power idiots would fork over their money to you hand over fist.

All that excessive iron eventually leads to all kinds of amazing nazi powers, like heart failure, stroke, Parkinson's disease, erectile dysfunction and so on.

Also, what the hell is that book he's got in his hands? Why does he have it in every comic but it never explains what it is, even in the one where it describes all the really important parts of the philosophy, like what kind of stare he has and what his aura does.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 11:00

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

Trochanter posted:

No big deal, it looks like Mr. Ubermensch himself has been skipping Leg Day

Iron pillers are above materialistic considerations. The teutonic heritage lives in their heart, not their legs.

Zeniel posted:

Also, what the hell is that book he's got in his hands?

you'll have to ask 4chan for that but it might be one of these

SpaceGoatFarts fucked around with this message at 11:48 on Sep 30, 2014

# ? Sep 30, 2014 11:45

Troll Bridgington: Dec 22, 2011; Keeping up foreign relations.

I want a giant iron pill shoved into my rear end, EXTREME INSERTION

# ? Sep 30, 2014 11:55

Sekenr: Dec 12, 2013

Zeniel posted:

Also, what the hell is that book he's got in his hands?

It's Ride the tiger by Julius Evola. I personally don't subscribe to this philosophy but I can see the appeal of such ideas for someone who is tired of all the 'life is bad kill the human race' whiners

# ? Sep 30, 2014 12:08

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hitler is dead you know

# ? Sep 30, 2014 12:09

Tubgirl Cosplay: Jan 10, 2011; by Ion Helmet

4chan vril society

# ? Sep 30, 2014 12:12

Troll Bridgington: Dec 22, 2011; Keeping up foreign relations.

Police Automaton posted:

hitler is dead you know

but he lives on. he is the breeze in your hair, the sunlight on your face

# ? Sep 30, 2014 12:14

Tubgirl Cosplay: Jan 10, 2011; by Ion Helmet

Everything else I can roll with, fine, sure, whatever, but why is the nordic master race in a hoodie and boxer briefs

# ? Sep 30, 2014 12:23

Roy: Sep 24, 2007

Straker posted:

to be fair, the world would be a great place if we killed all muslims, israeli jews and their supporters, and [american] cops

We'd just find someone new to hate, like the real enemy, people from Delaware.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 12:28

Lunchmeat Larry: Nov 3, 2012

when dio said ""ride the tiger" was he endorsing juliuse vola

# ? Sep 30, 2014 14:07

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Iron pillers are above materialistic considerations. The teutonic heritage lives in their heart, not their legs.

you'll have to ask 4chan for that but it might be one of these

um... green pill has much better reading material. just saying. all they need is an exercise plan.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 14:13

HolePisser1982: Nov 3, 2002

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

philosophically, these two wizards are nothing alike

# ? Sep 30, 2014 14:38

SpaceGoatFarts: Jan 5, 2010; sic transit gloria mundi; Nap Ghost

HolePisser1982 posted:

philosophically, these two wizards are nothing alike

Brown and purple pill? They have basically the same readings but purple pill is an evil wizard while brown pill is a jedi master.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 14:41

fatherboxx: Mar 25, 2013

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# ? Sep 30, 2014 14:48

Beef Turret: Jul 9, 2009; by Lowtax

Green pill has deece taste in entry-level establishment liberal lit

# ? Sep 30, 2014 14:56

Trochanter: Sep 14, 2007; It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!

Women need a lot of iron too; can they take iron pills?

More importantly, if they do, do they have to wear the hoodie and underwear :heysexy:

# ? Sep 30, 2014 14:56

Frozen Horse: Aug 6, 2007; Just a humble wandering street philosopher.

Nude Bog Lurker posted:

i live in fear of becoming a FVCKING MANLET

Don't be so afraid, well-groomed manlets are totes cute.

Sekenr posted:

It's Ride the tiger by Julius Evola. I personally don't subscribe to this philosophy but I can see the appeal of such ideas for someone who is tired of all the 'life is bad kill the human race' whiners

Evola is an interesting author for these channers to have latched on to. Especially given that his philosophy, even more so than libertarianism, is a case where if you are positioned in society such that you would like to see things change to bring the ideas into practice, you are not in a position to benefit from the changes.

Maybe they should try an antimony pill next.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 15:15

OXBALLS DOT COM: Sep 11, 2005; by FactsAreUseless; Young Orc

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

uh... didn't you read the wall of meme-comic text, mein bruder? you can never have too much iron.

also these fashion ideas seem like a gold mine. If you made underwear or hoodies with the Othala rune or a triskelion on it, idiot white power idiots would fork over their money to you hand over fist.

crypto-racist fashion is already a thing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thor_Steinar

# ? Sep 30, 2014 15:24

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Frozen Horse posted:

Don't be so afraid, well-groomed manlets are totes cute.

Evola is an interesting author for these channers to have latched on to. Especially given that his philosophy, even more so than libertarianism, is a case where if you are positioned in society such that you would like to see things change to bring the ideas into practice, you are not in a position to benefit from the changes.

Maybe they should try an antimony pill next.

but what pill is gbs???????????????????????

# ? Sep 30, 2014 18:44