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Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011
:roflolmao:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50_qMJSPtqY&t=38s

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Very carefully

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
you know i didnt listen to that cause im work, but really... mel gibsons got tons of money and probably hosed a lot of women. whos to say whatever he's saying isnt right and we're wrong?????????

Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011

very beta of you

Tsinava
Nov 15, 2009

by Ralp
I would pray that Mel Gibson dies a sad lonely death from prolonged alcohol poisoning but I don't need to.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Who's the woman he talking about? sounds hot

joxxuh
May 20, 2011
you should pretend like there real human beings, like George RR Martin said.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr0-ZCb0nr4

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
That rant isn't even that bad..but you see why it got recorded and released. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
maintain eye contact, use a low, commanding tone, and don't make any sudden movements

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013
That is some aggressive negging. Being a celebrity probably qualifies as peacocking. All he needs is a nice IOI and he's in.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
pretend they have a penis

it makes it a lot mroe comfortable when youre just talking to a walk dick n balls

the second you start thinking they got a vagina, things will go downhill and you will stutter stammer and beta the whole conservation

FrostedButts
Dec 30, 2011
Great. Now let's move onto Step 2: Kissing Females
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wphWJoliUMQ

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Kirk hit a bitch

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

FrostedButts posted:

Great. Now let's move onto Step 2: Kissing Females
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wphWJoliUMQ

Hahaha out of fing nowhere!

FinalGamer
Aug 30, 2012

So the mystic script says.
I just talk to them as if they're not men, because they don't sound like Youtube commentators and people who think rape-threats are high-class witticism.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
i'm gonna talk to all the females. i'm gonna talk to 'em! :twisted:

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


If you.. are thinking.. of talking... to females...

DON'T

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Benedick Cuckold posted:

i'm gonna talk to all the females. i'm gonna talk to 'em! :twisted:

dont do it dude!!

Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011

FinalGamer posted:

I just talk to them as if they're not men, because they don't sound like Youtube commentators and people who think rape-threats are high-class witticism.

Feminism is cancer

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

just pull their pigtails until they realize they love you

SirDan3k
Jan 6, 2001

Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.
With you dick out like a real alpha.

Police Automaton
Mar 17, 2009
"You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."
just bring money anD THEN WATCH IT DISAPPEAR ALICE YOU STUPID oval office YOU KILLED ME

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
i talk to women all the time and nothing bad has ever happened to me as a result of it. at this rate, i'll probably die in my sleep as a content old man, having talked to hundreds and hundreds of women over a period of decades.

Bobert Bobertson
Apr 1, 2014
Has anyone actually recorded a peacock negging in the wild???? They talk a big game around other guys, but is there proof??

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Let me tell you the real best way to talk to females

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Applewhite posted:

Let me tell you the real best way to talk to females

honestly who the gently caress wants to talk to the females anyways? it's just meaningless old fashioned relics of mating rituals for a bygone era.

GHB that poo poo and stick your dick in them. frat style owns bones

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
"When you get raped by a pack of niggers it'll be your fault"

-Mel Gibson

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

mookface posted:

"When you get raped by a pack of niggers it'll be your fault"

-Mel Gibson

This is wrong. It is NEVER the woman's fault when she gets raped by a pack of niggers.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

mookface posted:

"When you get raped by a pack of niggers it'll be your fault"

-Mel Gibson

raped by a pack of niggers

pack of niggers

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW

Benedick Cuckold posted:

This is wrong. It is NEVER the woman's fault when she gets raped by a pack of niggers.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

mookface posted:

raped by a pack of mandingos

pack of mandingos

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
urban ferals

god dont you know your dogwhistle terms?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Xaris posted:

urban ferals

god dont you know your dogwhistle terms?

"Blah people"
Raped by a pack of "blah people."

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

it's illegal to talk to female

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Be careful when talking to a female, remain wise above all else- keep your wits in the presence of tits

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
What really bugs me about women is they always have to wear clothing that empathizes their sexiness in some way even to the point where it's impractical, it's like they can't stop trying to seduce men for five loving minutes and put on some shoes they can actually run in

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



having the option of youtube embedded into the forums really killed this thread's magic for me

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

I've never really spoken to an honest-to-god female, but I think you're supposed to do a lot of cooing and baby talk.

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Don't talk. Silence is the key to honesty.

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