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really i dunno more people die every day now thanks to moderninity sounds like things are good.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 19:16 |
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TOILETLORD posted:they do that while making GBS threads out blood into their villages water supply. Without the crushing rigidity of the forty hour work week, they are able to poo poo that blood whenever the need comes.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 19:17 |
Dozens of people dissatisfied with their lives but too timorous to dream. Depressing, isn't it?
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 19:18 |
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Tricky D posted:Without the crushing rigidity of the forty hour work week, they are able to poo poo that blood whenever the need comes. get a job where you work a ever changing schedule
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 19:18 |
If you miss ye olden days so drat much just dress up like medieval peasant/knight/lord in the abundant free time modern society provides.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 19:40 |
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But seriously any service that allows me semi-anonymous gay sex does not drive us apart gently caress you op
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 19:42 |
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babypolis posted:our whole value ssytem is based on monetary worth, even though money doesnt even make us happy and accumulation of wealth actively makes everyone else miserable. our lives are based around greed for greeds sake
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 19:50 |
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Sancho posted:Antiquity was so much better when 50% of everyone died at 21 by making GBS threads their organs out their rear end This didn't happen fucktard
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 19:51 |
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butplug accident posted:This didn't happen fucktard This is correct. If you made it out of childhood you were likely to live to live to be at least 60. However a lot of people died as kids from making GBS threads their organs out their rear end.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 19:58 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:This is correct. If you made it out of childhood you were likely to live to live to be at least 60. However a lot of people died as kids from making GBS threads their organs out their rear end. Thank u
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:00 |
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most of your issues with modernity could be solved by eating the rich, imo.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:00 |
I got a real nasty splinter + won't have to die a horrible death since antiseptics exist, modernity is p cool
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:07 |
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i was waiting for you to show up to this thread
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:07 |
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:07 |
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guys I think the Internet is full of jerks, maybe none of anything we ever invented was good
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:08 |
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babypolis posted:this guy gets it. at least previous generations didnt have to pretend this was all cool and good Right, because back in the unmodern day you could just be like "The king sucks and I hate digging for potatoes and gently caress you!" without getting a spike through your head and having your family sold into slavery.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:11 |
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the wheel was a terrible idea
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:13 |
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Leroy Diplowski posted:Right, because back in the unmodern day you could just be like "The king sucks and I hate digging for potatoes and gently caress you!" without getting a spike through your head and having your family sold into slavery. it was more like basically every aspect of culture told you that life was hell on earth and the only reason to trudge tru that poo poo was the afterlife
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:14 |
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Leroy Diplowski posted:Right, because back in the unmodern day you could just be like "The king sucks and I hate digging for potatoes and gently caress you!" without getting a spike through your head and having your family sold into slavery. Better this than to die in a gutter after getting bankrupted by a preventable disease. Also lol, this is still how the world works especially in poorer nations. Or just try talking poo poo to your boss and see what happens
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:14 |
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I'm pretty sure money can buy me happiness. Do you know how much pussy I could buy with money?
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:21 |
Leroy Diplowski posted:Right, because back in the unmodern day you could just be like "The king sucks and I hate digging for potatoes and gently caress you!" without getting a spike through your head and having your family sold into slavery. You could say this much more than you can today, because the laird wasn't constantly watching you and probably hated the king's unreasonable scutage taxes too. The tradeoff? Bandits, mainly, and shittier agriculture.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:23 |
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I can go to the supermarket and get seasonal fruits and vegetables whenever, but am envious of people who had their teeth ground down to nubs by the dirt ground into their flour.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:26 |
It's glorious to see all the Dr. Panglosses posting in GBS, resolutely assured in the impossibility of improvement.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:32 |
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You spend a few months actually making poo poo with your hands and then tell me again how "deeply satisfying" that is on a daily basis. I am so loving glad I decided to go to college after all.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:33 |
Cardiovorax posted:You spend a few months actually making poo poo with your hands and then tell me again how "deeply satisfying" that is on a daily basis. I am so loving glad I decided to go to college after all. ~All is for the best, in this best of all possible worlds!~
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:35 |
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Cardiovorax posted:You spend a few months actually making poo poo with your hands and then tell me again how "deeply satisfying" that is on a daily basis. I am so loving glad I decided to go to college after all. making something cool that actually exists in this world as something tangible >>>> managing excel spreadsheets
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:39 |
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Effectronica posted:You could say this much more than you can today, because the laird wasn't constantly watching you and probably hated the king's unreasonable scutage taxes too. The tradeoff? Bandits, mainly, and shittier agriculture. No, because the king is there by god's sole will and your neighbor would sooner report you than risk his family growing ill due to the wrath of god. Also there would not be widespread availability of literature like Candide for you to make condescending literary references from.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:40 |
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babypolis posted:making something cool that actually exists in this world as something tangible >>>> managing excel spreadsheets Lol at anyone who tries to make anything tangible without excel spreadsheets. Have fun managing your production schedule, or controlling your costs. Hope you're ready to sit in the mud for hours scratching at the dirt and arranging pebbles.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:43 |
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Leroy Diplowski posted:No, because the king is there by god's sole will and your neighbor would sooner report you than risk his family growing ill due to the wrath of god. Also there would not be widespread availability of literature like Candide for you to make condescending literary references from. This is what happens when your view of the past is mediated entirely through must see TV
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:43 |
Leroy Diplowski posted:No, because the king is there by god's sole will and your neighbor would sooner report you than risk his family growing ill due to the wrath of god. Also there would not be widespread availability of literature like Candide for you to make condescending literary references from. Nobody believed in the divine right of kings during the Middle Ages. That didn't become popular until early modern times. Nor did the surveillance state exist back then.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:45 |
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Leroy Diplowski posted:Lol at anyone who tries to make anything tangible without excel spreadsheets. Have fun managing your production schedule, or controlling your costs. Hope you're ready to sit in the mud for hours scratching at the dirt and arranging pebbles. Clearly you haven't heard of Doobie's Dog House.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:46 |
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The past was so terrible they didn't even have lunchables or books or nothing. Just pointy sticks that they used to kill each other with, which is hosed up compared to modern horrors like the gulags. The past was like Mad Max without dragsters basically. And they even died of their teeth because they hadn't invented spit yet. I'm so glad to live in modern times where our work hours are higher, our ecology is fragmented and instead of being the property of lords and kings we now have the opportunity to be everyone's slave
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:46 |
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Effectronica posted:Nobody believed in the divine right of kings during the Middle Ages. That didn't become popular until early modern times. Nor did the surveillance state exist back then. Divinity of Leaders has been a recurring theme in dozens of cultures throughout human existence. I'm arguing against the nebulous idea of "non modernity" not referring to any specific time period.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:48 |
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but seriously the invention of the steam engine was the worst moment in human history
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:49 |
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also im glad that my friend effectronica is here to set you all straight he has good opinions about everything, except for the fact that michigan sucks
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:52 |
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ya id rather be a human being dirt farmer with an ugly rear end wife and leper children who can't even read or write than have to put up with ANOTHER loving MINUTE of barbara's constant nagging about the report that I TOLD HER i would have had done if she would have left me alone about it!!! but at least i'd be a skilled whittler
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:52 |
Leroy Diplowski posted:Divinity of Leaders has been a recurring theme in dozens of cultures throughout human existence. I'm arguing against the nebulous idea of "non modernity" not referring to any specific time period. "Modern" ideas of government far outnumbered sincere belief in god-kings throughout history.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:53 |
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Things will be fine when they invent the hoverboard. Just chill till then and everything will be cool.
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:54 |
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The Scientific American posted:COOK: What would you say is the biggest misconception people have about violence? E: admit it, you fuckers just want to headbutt cats to death
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# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:56 |
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Considering that they had to limit people to five months of vacation time in the late 14th century, peasants probably worked fewer hours than we do.
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