You Wake Up and its December 31,1999

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roboshit: Apr 4, 2009

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

lol i wasnt even born yet

# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:02

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 21:13

gorki: Aug 9, 2014

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I got a brand new dreamcast so I would probably go play that. Or watch Hey Dude or something.

Also, hope that Y2K doesn't blow the world up.

i think that was the year my mum got me toy cars and a garage and car wash after i asked santa for dollies. i can remember pretending the garage was a lovely house and the cars were a family :gay:

# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:07

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

gorki posted:

how did she take it when you came out?

# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:08

big duck equals goose: Nov 7, 2006; by XyloJW

I would stop 9/11!!!!!!!!!!

also gently caress some cave man hookers

# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:09

you irl: Jan 22, 2014

go back to sleep, it was a leap year so i have one more day until new years eve

# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:11

Edgar: Sep 9, 2005; Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!; Wedge Regret

Go play N64 since it still christmas break from 6th grade.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:19

Segata Sanshiro: Sep 10, 2011; we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

poo poo my pants in existential horror at this sudden and random occurance of time travel and wonder if I'm caught in some awful 15-year-long groundhog day loop

# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:20

gorki: Aug 9, 2014

Xaris posted:

how did she take it when you came out?

years of poo poo like that meant i never had to :sparkles:

# ? Sep 29, 2014 20:39

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

i'd invent the iphone and the galaxy and be worshipped by everyone

# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:08

Dubious: Mar 7, 2006; The Heroes the Vikings Deserve; Lipstick Apathy

Play Quake 3 arena on gamespy

# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:11

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

i poop, out of my butt, the location on my body where poop comes out

# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:11

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

by the way besides the fact that my butt makes poop, my weiner also makes pee and cum

# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:13

Tsinava: Nov 15, 2009; by Ralp

i freak the gently caress out

# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:16

proof of concept: Mar 6, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

gently caress the idiots saying they're going to buy "good" stocks, that'll take forever to pay off, I'm going to short the gently caress out of tech stocks when the bubble bursts, I'll only be waiting a couple of months

# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:32

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

do a ton of molly and makeout with everyone

# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:33

texasmed: May 27, 2004

played some everquest, jacked off and went to bed early

oh what i would have done? played some everquest, jacked off and went to bed early

# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:35

orangesampson: Nov 22, 2012; by Ion Helmet

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

You wake up and its December 31, 1999. What do you do?

Quit my job, move back north, and get a job as a "financial advisor."

Beats living in this dump with 3 drunks and the cats.

The cats I don't mind.

It is a big house though.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:37

I am Toni Lippi: Aug 16, 2004

Hey everybody, here's a list of people that we know who are going to die in the next 14 years. Have fun with them and try to not think about their impending doom!

# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:46

WilltheMagicAsian: Dec 11, 2011

If I'm kid me again, probably feed my fish and play Sega Genesis games or something.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 21:57

orangesampson: Nov 22, 2012; by Ion Helmet

I'd also call my parents.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhjHBV20ZV4

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:01

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

play counter strike probably

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:04

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Slam whale holy grail on the docket for later in the evening, I can tell you that much

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:06

James Woods: Jul 15, 2003

Well that morning I was in Vegas with a pocket full of extacy and a case of cheap champagne so I'll be taking both and watching the fountain show in front of the Bellagio. During my hangover breakfast at the Mirage buffet on the first I look into coming up with a plan to prevent 9/11 and Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:08

orangesampson: Nov 22, 2012; by Ion Helmet

I had a bad break up with a girl a few weeks ago from 1999. She cheated on me though, and my loving step sister of all people had video proof.

It was then I learned people use you to get to places.

My step sister tried to seduce me. I left 3 days later, into the unknown

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:09

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

orangesampson posted:

I had a bad break up with a girl a few weeks ago from 1999. She cheated on me though, and my loving step sister of all people had video proof.

It was then I learned people use you to get to places.

My step sister tried to seduce me. I left 3 days later, into the unknown

what

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:13

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

orangesampson posted:

I had a bad break up with a girl a few weeks ago from 1999. She cheated on me though, and my loving step sister of all people had video proof.

It was then I learned people use you to get to places.

My step sister tried to seduce me. I left 3 days later, into the unknown

if you went back in time, would you gently caress your step sister now???

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:14

Whorelord: May 1, 2013; Jump into the well...

orangesampson posted:

I had a bad break up with a girl a few weeks ago from 1999. She cheated on me though, and my loving step sister of all people had video proof.

It was then I learned people use you to get to places.

My step sister tried to seduce me. I left 3 days later, into the unknown

did u gently caress your step sister?

was she hot?

did she let you put it in the bum?

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:15

orangesampson: Nov 22, 2012; by Ion Helmet

Ratjaculation posted:

what

Long story short is my mom was crazy, we moved 12 times a year, my dad is an alcoholic NRC guy and married like 4 times.

I still get calls from recruiters.

Anyways, my family is loving nuts, and I lived with them for a few years. When someone touches me to this day I twitch. In my head i'm like what do they want?

So i spend my days in a house with drunks and cats.

it's the most stable situation I have ever been in. Also, gently caress, stop sending me college invites, it's been 14 years man. STOP

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:17

orangesampson: Nov 22, 2012; by Ion Helmet

Xaris posted:

if you went back in time, would you gently caress your step sister now???

if you want to go back in time to have sex youre hosed in the head

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:18

ethanol: Jul 13, 2007

kill myself

e: write 9/11/01 in blood on my chest

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:25

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

orangesampson posted:

Long story short is my mom was crazy, we moved 12 times a year, my dad is an alcoholic NRC guy and married like 4 times.

I still get calls from recruiters.

Anyways, my family is loving nuts, and I lived with them for a few years. When someone touches me to this day I twitch. In my head i'm like what do they want?

So i spend my days in a house with drunks and cats.

it's the most stable situation I have ever been in. Also, gently caress, stop sending me college invites, it's been 14 years man. STOP

this didnt help, post a thread

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:29

orangesampson: Nov 22, 2012; by Ion Helmet

Ratjaculation posted:

this didnt help, post a thread

Some says i'm smart

i'd rather die in a hole alone. it is for the best

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:30

ghlbtsk: Apr 19, 2005; these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

dump my entire life savings into LiveJournal and MySpace, then grab a shotgun and start blasting toasters, blenders and automated sprinkler systems to shut down Skynet

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:31

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

I would invent Four Loko

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:31

Pistol_Pete: Sep 15, 2007; Oven Wrangler

Realise that everything that I've spent the last 14 years working for is gone and I've got to restart my career from loving scratch, again.

Then I'd move to London, lie through my teeth in order to take out the biggest mortgage that I could possibly get, then sit back and wait for that sweet housing boom to fund a mid-thirties retirement.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 22:49