You Wake Up and its December 31,1999

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Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Fun Fact: On this day Boris Yeltsin steps down as president of Russia leaving Putin to take his place.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:09

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still using 96 Compaq: May 16, 2007; not too smart if you don't not understand this

kill myself, so i can prevent myself from living the rest of this miserable existence

# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:10

orangesampson: Nov 22, 2012; by Ion Helmet

chinaguyy01 posted:

kill myself, so i can prevent myself from living the rest of this miserable existence

you are alive to weave threads

# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:11

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

Is it actually me in 1999 as my current state of self, or am I in my younger self? This is important information.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:15

orangesampson: Nov 22, 2012; by Ion Helmet

Glad bag trash bags have force flex now

you can throw it all away

# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:17

Big McHuge: Feb 5, 2014; You wait for the war to happen like vultures.
If you want to help, prevent the war.
Don't save the remnants.
Save them all.

Feranon posted:

poo poo my pants in existential horror at this sudden and random occurance of time travel and wonder if I'm caught in some awful 15-year-long groundhog day loop

Awful? You mean amazing. Why yes, I'd love to relive ages 19-33 over and over again.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:48

Panamaniac: Jun 18, 2007; HEROES NEVER DIE

# ? Sep 29, 2014 23:59

orangesampson: Nov 22, 2012; by Ion Helmet

you really should talk to your parents before they are dead, by suicide or worse.

call them

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:00

orangesampson: Nov 22, 2012; by Ion Helmet

orange tree.

the florida police were dicks, and were implicated

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:01

orangesampson: Nov 22, 2012; by Ion Helmet

orangesampson posted:

orange tree.

the florida police were dicks, and were implicated

remember

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:01

Rambling Robot: Sep 13, 2011; Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Xaris posted:

best times of your life

LAN parties with SC2 and AoE2 with friends, internet was still young and you could be naive and feel cool about sharing hidden stuff here and there. optimistic times about the future before bush took over in full and everything is going to be great!

i feel the same. 2000-2001 was exciting times. :unsmith:

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:06

KennyLoggins: Dec 3, 2004; Welcome to the Danger Zone

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:08

PantsandCola: Aug 17, 2013; you did good... you did good

don't wanna wake up any day tbh.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:15

Frijolero: Jan 24, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo

Mommy, when is 9/11?

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:15

orangesampson: Nov 22, 2012; by Ion Helmet

Frijolero posted:

Mommy, when is 9/11?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsxT-tjW_Zg

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:17

Phlairdon: Apr 15, 2003; If you can't stand up you can't do war!

Warn a bunch of old racists in Florida that voting for Bush will lead to a black man becoming president in eight years.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:21

orangesampson: Nov 22, 2012; by Ion Helmet

Mutual nuclear war is still on the table.

i hope i dont seeit

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:22

Idiot Kicker: Jun 13, 2007

I was 13, so:
1. Invent Angry Birds or Peggle or something to pay for my college
2. Eat ice cream and play a shitload of Mario Kart with my brother

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:24

Choco1980: Feb 22, 2013; I fell in love with a Video Nasty

I'd make sure to stop myself from starting things with the girl that ended up holding me back from experiencing life for the next 11 years. And I'd change my degree to something drat useful. And finally I'd go ahead and write down and copyright the lyrics to as many popular songs of the last five years I could remember, so that when they got made, I could sue for mad royalties.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:25

aioli is just mayo: Aug 14, 2003; He has only forbidden to you dead animals, blood, the flesh of swine, and that which has been dedicated to other than Allah . But whoever is forced by necessity, neither desiring it nor transgressing its limit, there is no sin upon him. Indeed, Allah is Forgiving and Merciful

Do 9/11 early so the war in the middle east never happens :911:

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:30

orangesampson: Nov 22, 2012; by Ion Helmet

you remeber when you and her and the livelness of life was

we starred at the same stars together, you died.

same stars as ever though.

look up

shes right you know, cant see the crab nub cause light pollution.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:31

Robbie Fowler: May 31, 2011

slap al gore upside the head and tell him not to gently caress up against dubya (he will anyway)

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:32

orangesampson: Nov 22, 2012; by Ion Helmet

everytime you look up at the stars they dead.

if we put the money and the time into going to dead places we'd be there

nevermind

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:34

Boinks: Nov 24, 2003

Rigel posted:

Do 9/11 early so the war in the middle east never happens

Imagine the looks on the terrorists faces if you pulled off 9/11 a day early lol

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:37

orangesampson: Nov 22, 2012; by Ion Helmet

Boinks posted:

Imagine the looks on the terrorists faces if you pulled off 9/11 a day early lol

saudi arabia is still laughing.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:39

Jesus Christ: Jun 1, 2000; mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

probably play TFC or counter-strike

# ? Sep 30, 2014 00:45

Rexim: Jun 2, 2006; I wants flies in on a dragons, okay?

The last day of the 20th century was december 31st 2000, if that's what you're implying.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 03:30

Justin Godscock: Oct 12, 2004; Listen here, funnyman!

Rexim posted:

The last day of the 20th century was december 31st 2000, if that's what you're implying.

Nonsense, the Year 0 clearly existed because Jesus was born that year.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 03:32

Segata Sanshiro: Sep 10, 2011; we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

Rexim posted:

The last day of the 20th century was december 31st 2000, if that's what you're implying.

technically, yes

according to anyone who isn't :spergin:

, gently caress off

# ? Sep 30, 2014 03:43

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

# ? Sep 30, 2014 03:44

Guancho: Aug 23, 2010; You don't write any postcards when you're on the road to self-discovery

I.C. Wiener? real funny guys

# ? Sep 30, 2014 03:49

Runaktla: Feb 21, 2007; by Hand Knit

I'd hunt down and kill each of you all so I wouldn't be subjected to the terrible posting in this thread 14 years later.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:26

Saga: Aug 17, 2009

bonestructure posted:

divorce that clown again

The circus life is a hard life.

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Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Tell me teenaged self that Tracy Stevens was, in fact, totally into my dumb rear end and that I should as her out.

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