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I went into work today and two hours ago was let go for not following company policy and corporate theft. They didn't say who (it was Miguel's bitch rear end i know it) snitched on me but they said a reliable source (Miguel isn't reliable; I believe this phrase was used to throw me off his scent. It did not) told them I was giving a discount to a customer who used us to print promotional material for their strip club. Wrong. I gave that poo poo to them for free. This is the universe's way of sayin karma is real as gently caress. On Thursday I nearly snitched on my homie Carl in order to increase my personal gain. I secretly wished that the nigga would get caught for his crimes so that I could rob him of his possessions while he was locked up. My wish came true and now the powers that be are making sure that I get what's coming to me. Take this as a lesson. Do not be a Leslie. Do not be a Miguel. Do right. Do good.
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But you only thought of the offense to Carl, you did not commit it. Does the universe punish you for thought crime?
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Sep 29, 2014 19:58
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:I went into work today and two hours ago was let go for not following company policy and corporate theft. They didn't say who (it was Miguel's bitch rear end i know it) snitched on me but they said a reliable source (Miguel isn't reliable; I believe this phrase was used to throw me off his scent. It did not) told them I was giving a discount to a customer who used us to print promotional material for their strip club. Wrong. I gave that poo poo to them for free. Nigga u gay
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Sep 29, 2014 19:58
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glad to see you are finally maturing in this world, god bless
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Sep 29, 2014 19:58
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BONGHITZ posted:But you only thought of the offense to Carl, you did not commit it. Does the universe punish you for thought crime? Have you heard of Dateline's To Catch A Predator? Enough said.
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Sep 29, 2014 19:59
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Selling cocaine is profitable and has many benefits.
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Sep 29, 2014 19:59
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Neo Duckberg posted:Selling cocaine is profitable and has many benefits. I'm gonna be selling scratch lottery tickets to teenagers and flipping EBT cards probably.
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Sep 29, 2014 20:00
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I don't know OP maybe you should stop stealing poo poo.
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Sep 29, 2014 20:00
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ChuckHead posted:I don't know OP maybe you should stop stealing poo poo. I learned about stuff made from dumpster diving and things made from reclaimed material. I "reclaimed" his PS VITA and DBZ collection.
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Sep 29, 2014 20:03
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Miguel?? That short rear end in a top hat with the choppy mustache who's always wearing the same goddamn ratty superman shirt every goddamn day? gently caress Miguel, he still owes me 6 bucks for gas from when we was carpooling together in march.
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Sep 29, 2014 20:09
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Gorman Thomas posted:Miguel?? That short rear end in a top hat with the choppy mustache who's always wearing the same goddamn ratty superman shirt every goddamn day? gently caress Miguel, he still owes me 6 bucks for gas from when we was carpooling together in march. That's that same nigga. He's about to get a raise so hit him up on Instagram and call his rear end out.
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Sep 29, 2014 20:12
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Everyone knows you got fired for casual racism
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Sep 29, 2014 20:13
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Business Racism.
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Sep 29, 2014 20:19
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BONGHITZ posted:But you only thought of the offense to Carl, you did not commit it. Does the universe punish you for thought crime? if u dwell in negativity even only in thought, your surroundings have a way of reflecting that negativity. namaste.
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Sep 29, 2014 20:23
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I was kind of hoping you really did get fired but it became clear this wasn't a true story. But then I realized why? I dont even know you. That's weird and mean of me. It made me think about human psychology in general. Thanks OP for the introspection
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Sep 29, 2014 20:27
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1gnoirents posted:I was kind of hoping you really did get fired but it became clear this wasn't a true story. But then I realized why? I dont even know you. That's weird and mean of me. It made me think about human psychology in general. Thanks OP for the introspection *bows deeply, as if to suck his own dick*
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Sep 29, 2014 20:46
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Hustling is what people say when they are struggling but want to sound like they are not.
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Sep 29, 2014 20:55
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Miguel's a lil Anonymous Andy m'kay
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Sep 29, 2014 21:03
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pretty much everyone named miguel is human garbage, op source: i have also been betrayed by a miguel
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Sep 29, 2014 21:06
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:Business Racism. Namchange please
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Sep 29, 2014 21:41
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got fired from my job at the bad post factory because all the work was outsourced to op
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Sep 29, 2014 22:01
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Bro Dad posted:got fired from my job at the bad post factory because all the work was outsourced to op Ah. I see you've started your own company to compete. Self-employement must be fulfilling.
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Sep 29, 2014 22:08
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By "hustling" I assume you mean sucking dick for crack.
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Sep 29, 2014 22:10
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I bet you Carl snitched
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Sep 29, 2014 22:12
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Unemployment is a serious issue. Please stop posting about ironically and face your predicament OP. Hope this helps you thanks in advance.
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Sep 29, 2014 22:13
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:I went into work today and two hours ago was let go for not following company policy and corporate theft. They didn't say who (it was Miguel's bitch rear end i know it) snitched on me but they said a reliable source (Miguel isn't reliable; I believe this phrase was used to throw me off his scent. It did not) told them I was giving a discount to a customer who used us to print promotional material for their strip club. Wrong. I gave that poo poo to them for free. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zs1Muw_7Lc
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Sep 29, 2014 22:14
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boy o boy is this an uninteresting fakepost
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Sep 29, 2014 22:14
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cuck miguel's bitch rear end
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Sep 29, 2014 22:15
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Windows 98 posted:I bet you Carl snitched he isn't bitchmade like myself or miguel.
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Sep 29, 2014 22:15
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:I went into work today and two hours ago was let go for not following company policy and corporate theft. They didn't say who (it was Miguel's bitch rear end i know it) snitched on me but they said a reliable source (Miguel isn't reliable; I believe this phrase was used to throw me off his scent. It did not) told them I was giving a discount to a customer who used us to print promotional material for their strip club. Wrong. I gave that poo poo to them for free. Did you work at Kinko's?
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Sep 29, 2014 22:18
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I once walked into my boss getting hosed by the red headed crazy lady. happens. I quit.
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Sep 29, 2014 22:20
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:I went into work today and two hours ago was let go for not following company policy and corporate theft. They didn't say who (it was Miguel's bitch rear end i know it) snitched on me but they said a reliable source (Miguel isn't reliable; I believe this phrase was used to throw me off his scent. It did not) told them I was giving a discount to a customer who used us to print promotional material for their strip club. Wrong. I gave that poo poo to them for free. The wire was an ok show, not bad just ok.
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Sep 29, 2014 22:22
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:Ah. I see you've started your own company to compete. Self-employement must be fulfilling. see, keep making posts like this and you're going to put me out on the street
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Sep 29, 2014 22:22
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Bro Dad posted:got fired from my job at the bad post factory because all the work was outsourced to op Congrats you proved worse at your job than a slovenly, barely literate thief
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Sep 29, 2014 22:23
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Manifest posted:Did you work at Kinko's? FedexKinkos yeah. I just started like 2 months ago, too. Oh well. Jokes on them. They had to touch my poo poo covered boxers.
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Sep 29, 2014 22:23
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:FedexKinkos yeah. I just started like 2 months ago, too. Oh well. Jokes on them. They had to touch my poo poo covered boxers. Just a heads up, You're gonna be replaced by some guy in india. It cost's less to fly a document than pay living wages in america. Dell can go gently caress itself with a rusty stick
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Sep 29, 2014 22:27
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Miguel here, you need stop your loving lies leslie. I thought me and you were loving good man! We even hugged when you left man. Everyone knows you did it to try and wife that redheaded stripper with the big tits man. Did you forget a negative of every copy gets sent to corporate? drat seriously lmbo
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Jimson posted:Miguel here, you need stop your loving lies leslie. I thought me and you were loving good man! We even hugged when you left man. Everyone knows you did it to try and wife that redheaded stripper with the big tits man. Did you forget a negative of every copy gets sent to corporate? drat seriously lmbo Ah poo poo I got caught
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