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Are you tired of all the irony in Something Awful, but still want to joke around? Do you occasionally want to use periods and capitalizations without making a serious post? Do you wish there was a third posting way besides "ironic comedy" and "serious no-humor". Hi, I am mr.capps, and I am here to teach you that third way. Welcome to the world of sincere comedy. "Sincere comedy? What is that" Great question, let me tell you. Sincere comedy is all about being funny, without any of that irony business. How its done? Well if you follow my step by step guide, you too can be completely sincere when making a joke! 1. Sincere comedy isn't about being honest! Just about being true to yourself! If a joke is a lie, that is ok, just make sure the joke is true to your soul. 2. Follow the principle of "Yes and". When a jerk makes a joke about you, don't just attack them back, instead "Yes and" it! 3. We do not kill animals or children. If you follow these three simple steps, you can become a sincere comedy poster like me. I like to think of ourselves as the samurais of something awful, following our own code of comedy bushido.
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hi, kill you're self
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Sep 29, 2014 20:59
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Police Automaton posted:hi, kill you're self Yes and... I will do it slowly!
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Sep 29, 2014 20:59
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Police Automaton posted:hi, kill you're self "Yes and"? am i doing this right?
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Sep 29, 2014 20:59
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i dont think i understand this 'irony' because im gay
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Sep 29, 2014 21:00
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Rajjoble posted:"Yes and"? yeah dude, you are getting the hang of it!
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Sep 29, 2014 21:00
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Would farting/fart jokes count as sincere comedy?
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Sep 29, 2014 21:07
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ShaqDiesel posted:Would farting/fart jokes count as sincere comedy? I feel like only sharts are truly sincere.
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Sep 29, 2014 21:07
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ShaqDiesel posted:Would farting/fart jokes count as sincere comedy? yeah sure, as long as you actually find it funny yourself
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Sep 29, 2014 21:08
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wow op, you really love to post!
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Sep 29, 2014 21:10
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Hayburner posted:wow op, you really love to post! Its true, my motto is "Just Post"
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Sep 29, 2014 21:11
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i'm being 100% sincere when i say stop posting so much op. let other people have a turn
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Sep 29, 2014 21:12
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gbs is like 60% posts by mr capp at this point.
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Sep 29, 2014 21:12
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i may be addicted christmas miracle
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Sep 29, 2014 21:17
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FAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT!!!! Hahaha...sucker.
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Sep 29, 2014 21:27
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20.64 posts per day
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Sep 29, 2014 21:29
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Shaq you betrayed my trust, I thought you were one of us.
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Sep 29, 2014 21:29
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What's up with airplane food?
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Sep 29, 2014 21:30
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Hayburner posted:20.64 posts per day when you are a sincere comedy poster and you don't spend time putting effort into being ironic or serious its true zen posting
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Sep 29, 2014 21:34
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problem with this irony posting is that americans are too autistic to get irony that was ironic cuck I'm gay
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Sep 29, 2014 21:35
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Whorelord posted:problem with this irony posting is that americans are too autistic to get irony I don't know if that was ironic or so ironic it was honest please help my nose is bleeding Seriously though, this thread sucks.
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Sep 29, 2014 21:37
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I'm never ironic, just sarcastic.
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Sep 29, 2014 21:56
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yes and gas thread ban op
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Sep 30, 2014 16:08
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yes and i'm gay
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Sep 30, 2014 16:09
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I sincerely haven't laughed yet....
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Sep 30, 2014 16:17
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redshirt posted:I sincerely haven't laughed yet.... This sincerely made me chuckle, then laugh, sincerely
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Sep 30, 2014 16:24
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Thanks for the terrible advice, OP. Sincere comedy has been my schtick since I signed up and it's earned me nothing but scorn and heartache.
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Sep 30, 2014 16:44
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im still not quite sure what sincere comedy is. wait was any of this supposed to be funny
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Sep 30, 2014 17:20
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Applewhite posted:Thanks for the terrible advice, OP. Sincere comedy has been my schtick since I signed up and it's earned me nothing but scorn and heartache. I too have posted that way for 10 years. All my posts are completely sincere but some of my opinions are off center to the point some people probably mistake them for sarcasm. People usually just ignore my posts in GBS, which is fine by me.
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Sep 30, 2014 17:25
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Whorelord posted:problem with this irony posting is that americans are too autistic to get irony same goku
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Sep 30, 2014 17:32
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Applewhite posted:Thanks for the terrible advice, OP. Sincere comedy has been my schtick since I signed up and it's earned me nothing but scorn and heartache. No one ever said our path was an easy one.
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Sep 30, 2014 17:51
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mr.capps posted:No one ever said our path was an easy one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmTM5LOocWQ
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Sep 30, 2014 17:54
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mr.capps posted:No one ever said our path was an easy one. You could maybe lead by example
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Sep 30, 2014 18:12
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stinkles1112 posted:Please please please reinstate grammar, formatting and punctuation rules. This website used to be smart and that was the best thing about it. We don't need to be grammar nazis, but come on. this piece of poo poo right here omg he only posts in the blizzard forum and trad games about loving m:tg and the only gbs threads he has ever posted in besides whining in the rules thread is 1. the south park is great thread 2. the mumford & sons is great thread, for obvious reasons. but he's much, MUCH better and smarter than you and not fat and retarded at all because he learned how to push his shift key sometimes. i mean heck pushing your shift key sometimes was really the best thing about it!!
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Sep 30, 2014 18:55
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1)im gay 2)hitler was right 3)murder you're self OP
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Sep 30, 2014 18:56
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the ultimate irony of all my posting is that everything i say is 100% true
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Sep 30, 2014 18:57
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Stoic Commie posted:this piece of poo poo right here omg 
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Sep 30, 2014 18:57
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Stoic Commie posted:this piece of poo poo right here omg there was a mumford and sons is great thread in gbs? oh god, how far we have fallen.
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Does anybody have a decent Regenerator Slowpoke? Actually just any Slowpoke with Regenerator, I'll do IVs myself. I could also really use a Regenerator Slowpoke if anybody has one to spare. Uuuuggghghghg there's got to be a faster way than that to get a Regenerator Slowpoke, FML
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