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orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
hey guys its not pedophilia, but some other word you make in you head to make it seem legit

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Moridin920 posted:

There was like a shotgun attachment to the rifle or whatever that would fire out rubber band rounds to knock fools out or it also had some electric round I think.

I remember you got two of the rubber band rounds the whole map though so you had to make that poo poo count.

I just enjoyed the cameras you could stick to walls and then make them whistle so when dudes came by to investigate, BAM, knockout gas

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
why don't cops use knock out gas, spliter cell rubber band rounds, and metal gear solid tranquilizer sniper rifles? pretty loving stupid they don't, imo.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
uh well obviously he wasn't charged, he said he was going to shoot that loving lunatic in the penis but then he actually shot that loving lunatic in the anus it's completely different

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

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Three pages and no video of the homeless man getting shot to death and then attacked by a police dog for no reason, yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwytoxMuk4U

fixed

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Whatd he shoot him with

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Good Citizen posted:

Three pages and no video of the homeless man getting shot to death and then attacked by a police dog for no reason, yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwytoxMuk4U

fixed

Oh so it is the same guy? There aren't 2 hobos shot to death? I heard about this one months ago

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Booyeah

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

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Tautologicus posted:

Oh so it is the same guy? There aren't 2 hobos shot to death? I heard about this one months ago

Yep, dude was caught on camera both saying he'd murder a dude and actually doing it and has been walking free for months now.

e: but I'm sure other hobos have been shot to death in the mean time as well

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
And in that video two dudes shoot at him..was one non-lethal? And the other guy decides to go for the gusto? Sick

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
I am the cop union

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Cops are professionals so they know you have to keep yelling at a dude after you shoot him 50 times.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
also let your cop-dog gnaw on the perpetrators balls while you yell.

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet

InterFaced posted:

Cops are professionals so they know you have to keep yelling at a dude after you shoot him 50 times.

i've been shoot 3 times, .22 stings, .9mm is harsh, but.45 causes nerve damage

some guy emails me all the time saying i should be dead

my left hand clenches into a fist till my nails cause bleeding

im 34 years old

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

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InterFaced posted:

also let your cop-dog gnaw on the perpetrators balls while you yell.

Bum's untouched balls were an affront to his honor after swearing an oath of ball-damage

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

BEAR GRYLLZ posted:

what would happen if i told a cop im gay?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abner_Louima

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
Take these pills to get rid of your anger, never mind you punch holes in your walls when you sleep.

you want to be scared of someone.

i'll stand up

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

orangesampson posted:

i've been shoot 3 times, .22 stings, .9mm is harsh, but.45 causes nerve damage

tell us all three stories

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
you conducct un becoming an officer is under review

you told the man, go gently caress yourself and you kicked him to the ground and punched him until he was unconsciouness

is that correct?

yes

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
wanna send people into a war with limp dicked assholes, thats fine

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
go gently caress yourselfs

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

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Can't remember if this one is a gimmick or legit crazy. Better have the cops shoot him and chew on his nuts a bit just to be safe

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet

Good Citizen posted:

Can't remember if this one is a gimmick or legit crazy. Better have the cops shoot him and chew on his nuts a bit just to be safe

nerve damage s a bitch, never join any military, the pain pills take forever to g through

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
my left hand feels like a sandbag

my spines fine

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

orangesampson posted:

nerve damage s a bitch, never join any military, the pain pills take forever to g through

what about the kiss army

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
make your CO your trustee for a will too, only person you can trust

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet

Yivgev posted:

what about the kiss army

you explain to a person how hard your hand is clamped up it bleeds

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I feel your pain. My dick feels like a bag of sand.

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
we are trained, me you, everyone, is hurt in some way

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

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I almost joined the military but didn't want all that training and discipline to slow down my poor people kill stats so I became a cop instead

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet

Good Citizen posted:

I almost joined the military but didn't want all that training and discipline to slow down my poor people kill stats so I became a cop instead

people actively seek me, i dont understand it

i'm a person like you, still alive, still this and that

they came close once

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
guy sounds like a coldreaches who's seen some poo poo.

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet
i am scared of you

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

orangesampson posted:

i am scared of you

I would advise against camping under police helicopters.

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
wow the helmet cam dude has a suppressed m4?

also, a helmet cam?

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

orangesampson posted:

i am scared of you

why

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

1gnoirents posted:

wow the helmet cam dude has a suppressed m4?

also, a helmet cam?

Arizona police are literally ISIS.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

orangesampson
Nov 22, 2012

by Ion Helmet

you can kill me with a twister tie

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the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

1gnoirents posted:

wow the helmet cam dude has a suppressed m4?

also, a helmet cam?

I can't tell who shot him besides the helmet cam guy. dog guy? back guy? hard to tell.

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