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Will CM Punk come back?
Yes, of course, Punk loves us.
No,wrestling is an addictive substance, so he can't use it anymore.
Maybe, if AJ has a kid and he wants to get away from it all.
Jeff Jarrett has a better shot at coming back than Punk
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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Omally posted:

HERE COMES THE HEAT VAMPIRE

I FELT PEOPLE CARING ABOUT THE SHOW!!!

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DukeofCA
Aug 18, 2011

I am shocked and appalled.
Go get your own feud Cena!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I can deal with Cena if they just keep firing him out of a cannon at people.


Also Dean in 3... 2... 1...

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Seth moves fast.

Desumaytah
Apr 23, 2005

Intensity, .mpeg gritty, Intelligence
Holy poo poo Seth is fast.

DFu4ever
Oct 4, 2002

Rollins got back around to the stage really loving fast.

cronox2
Jul 24, 2010



woah, you look
REALLY pissed off...
Oh hey Cena remembered his McDonald's uniform tonight.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

"I sensed someone else getting heat and came running as fast as I could!"

savinhill
Mar 28, 2010
John Cena's new t-shirt hurts my eyeballs

Pariah Rex
May 31, 2011

If I help you now it sets a bad example to my fans.
You can't see a lot of things John!

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

waffle iron posted:

Thanks for finally doing a stolen case angle.
They did it for Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow, of course that was all on Smackdown

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004

Striking Yak posted:

But this time the briefcase contains personal items!

10-12 tight t-shirts.

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.

Codependent Poster posted:

I bet you also love St. Anger

As a Metallica fan? No. I don't love it. It's Metallica trying to do numetal. Metallica should not do numetal.


But it's alright.


Rhonne posted:

Well the remake. He was the announcer. Shane was in the movie too!

That was him wasn't it? I mean... gently caress the only things I remember about that movie was Slipknot and thinking "James Caan should sue somebody."

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer

DeathChicken posted:

"I sensed someone else getting heat and came running as fast as I could!"

"The Cena Signal!"

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

DeathChicken posted:

"I sensed someone else getting heat and came running as fast as I could!"

Do you think he has a service dog that barks when there's heat somewhere?

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Wait, didn't Dean already steal the briefcase, rip up the contract, and pour Pepsi and popcorn into the case a few months ago?

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
when is someone going to tell Cena none of the poo poo he has on matches?

cams
Mar 28, 2003


http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/515007-concern-over-cm-punk-chants-on-raw

quote:

Additionally, WZ has been told Michael Hayes, Kevin Dunn, and Vince McMahon himself really dislike Colt Cabana, and have informed the social media department to keep an eye out for any mentions of his name.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Skunkrocker posted:

As a Metallica fan? No. I don't love it. It's Metallica trying to do numetal. Metallica should not do numetal.


But it's alright.

The snare is a loving cookie tin. It's not "alright"

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005


wrestle zone dot com

bartok
May 10, 2006



Skunkrocker posted:

Also I love Seth's music. Apparently I'm alone.

The beginning reminds me of Edge's theme so I like it.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

pressedbunny posted:

http://www.idntv.net/

Bit confusing, but the first stream on the list seems up to date to me.

yeah this one is still lagging for me :( oh well

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

Luigi Thirty posted:

Wait, didn't Dean already steal the briefcase, rip up the contract, and pour Pepsi and popcorn into the case a few months ago?

Yeah he did. No idea how the briefcase deal works.

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

Zyla posted:

Do you think he has a service dog that barks when there's heat somewhere?

Naw, he carefully monitors the heels like a farmer, waiting for the right time to harvest their heat.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

The snare is a loving cookie tin. It's not "alright"

st. anger is one of the only albums ive ever heard to actually give me a headache because of that loving snare

cams
Mar 28, 2003


Big Coffin Hunter posted:

wrestle zone dot com
The veracity of the source does not have anything to do with that sentence amusing me.

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004

achillesforever6 posted:

They did it for Cody Rhodes and Damien Sandow, of course that was all on Smackdown

I mean previously Dean has had his hands on the case a dozen times and most of the time he usually just thrown it in Seth's direction.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I sure trust the site that hires Mark Madden

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


Big Coffin Hunter posted:

wrestle zone dot com

look a reliable source told me that they are annoyed by cm punk chants, ok?

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

bigevents was lagging right at the start but it's been solid for like 15 mins now so I'd recommend checking that again

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Cardboard Box posted:

st. anger is one of the only albums ive ever heard to actually give me a headache because of that loving snare

people complaining about st anger are misplaced when we live in a world with that collaboration between them and lou reed that im pretty sure gave me cancer

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
CM Pink

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
Can we get a USA Network crossover where Sheamus lounges around with out of touch rich people and Chrisley has to wrestle Cesaro

savinhill
Mar 28, 2010

One of the rare occasions when these guys are right about an indie talent

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Solomonic posted:

north north north north north north north north north

The way is blocked by a wall of flesh! You are briefly reminded of your Lumberjack match with Dean Ambrose, before a strange crowing sound brings you back to reality.

One of- no, both of the Lesnars are doing their pre-battle jig.
>

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the usos and rikishi

two pink one stink

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

This is dumb and petty enough for me to believe it.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Kofi: And this is the only thing I'll be allowed to say all year.

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

I have an idea, what if, there was a posting troll.

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