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That Which Squeaks: Aug 28, 2006; "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

Lets do this.

Enjoyed the pregame piece about Bledsoe making wine. Dude is living the good life.

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:43

fknlo: Jul 6, 2009; Fun Shoe

Go Royals!

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:03

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

gently caress the pats
gently caress the pats on primetime
gently caress the pats on primetime twice in one week

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:03

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Go Charles
Go Houston
Go Hali

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:05

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

For those of you who have not yet had a chance to watch the Pats this year, welcome to what you've all been praying for: Brady eating turf, forever.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:05

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Petey posted:

welcome to what you've all been praying for.

Tom Brady isn't dead so I am not sure what you mean

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:05

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

I'm thrilled to see the Pats in primetime if their O-line has finally gone to poo poo. Brady sacks best sacks.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:05

That Which Squeaks: Aug 28, 2006; "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

Petey posted:

For those of you who have not yet had a chance to watch the Pats this year, welcome to what you've all been praying for.

I'm hopeful with Stork starting at center (Devey inactive, yay!) but I'm an eternal optimist.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:06

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Just don't get blown out please.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:07

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I hope Tom Brady gets sacked so hard he travels back in time to the moment just before he gets sacked and ends up in a timeloop of getting sacked forever

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:08

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Come'on man needs to be retired. That was painful.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:08

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

I usually love coming on men but that was a terrible come on man

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:08

Vulgarian: Oct 2, 2011

Patriots going to work the Chiefs over in unexpected horrifying ways. Belichick has done the dark rituals necessary to delivery victory.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:09

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Lol Thompkins and Dobson both inactive. So much for that draft class of receivers. Patriots only bringing four receivers with them tonight, one of them is a special teams gunner and the other is Brandon LaFell.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:09

Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

The Puppy Bowl posted:

I'm thrilled to see the Pats in primetime if their O-line has finally gone to poo poo. Brady sacks best sacks.

We're starting:

- Solder (ranked ~65 out of ~70 OT by PFF)
- Dan Connolly (decent JAG)
- Stork (rookie, first start)
- Fleming (rookie, first start)
- Vollmer (ranked ~62 out of ~70 OT by PFF)*

Our OL coach is new to the Pats. Last year, he was...a sports talk radio host in South Carolina.

*PFF rankings from memory via radio earlier the week, so may be slightly off

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:10

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I hope Tom Brady gets sacked so hard he travels back in time to the moment just before he gets sacked and ends up in a timeloop of getting sacked forever

Would he drag the rest of us into the loop as well because Tom Brady eating poo poo forever is probably better than the reality we got.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:10

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Drew Bledsoe rules. Just not at football.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:10

internet inc: Jun 13, 2005; brb
_{taking pictures

of ur house}

gently caress a Patriot.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:10

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Dontari Poe is gonna eat tonight

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:11

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Petey posted:

We're starting:

- Solder (ranked ~65 out of ~70 OT by PFF)
- Dan Connolly (decent JAG)
- Stork (rookie, first start)
- Fleming (rookie, first start)
- Vollmer (ranked ~62 out of ~70 OT by PFF)

Our OL coach is new to the Pats. Last year, he was...a sports talk radio host in South Carolina.

To be fair both Solder and Vollmer are much better players than those rankings. Well, Vollmer anyway.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:11

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Pron on VHS posted:

Dontari Poe is gonna eat tonight

My guess is that Dontari Poe eats most nights.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:12

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

No Thompkins or Dobson? What the fuuuuuuuuuck. I can kind of understand Dobson because maybe his foot still isn't right. But Thompkins too?

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:12

wheez the roux: Aug 2, 2004; THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Madcosby posted:

I usually love coming on men but that was a terrible come on man

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:13

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I hope Gronkowski hits Brady with a steel chair and tears his jersey to reveal a Chiefs jersey underneath

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:14

Bliggers-: Dec 1, 2006; Back in business

gently caress the Patriots Forever

Go Chiefs :colbert:

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:14

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Ditka is loving senile hah

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:14

Yoshifan823: Feb 19, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

I hope Coach Ditka has a heart attack and dies.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:14

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I hope Gronkowski hits Brady with a steel chair and tears his jersey to reveal a Chiefs jersey underneath

The ball then hits at his feet as the camera slowly pans to a flustered Alex Smith.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:15

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Did Berman just have a stroke?

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:15

gypsytaz: Oct 5, 2001; deluded jackass

Let's go Chiefs!

E: Did anyone find out why Rodney Harrison was given the rest of the night off? Did he have a stroke?

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:15

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Did Berman just have a stroke?

Berman with a stroke would sound like sylvester stallone eating a sack of marbles

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:16

Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Breaking News: Joe Buck killed in head on collision with Chris Berman... both dead. More Breaking news: ISIS surrenders, promises to make world a better place, Israel and Palestine merge and become Super Jerusalem

It was the greatest day in history

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:16

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Berman with a stroke would sound like sylvester stallone eating a sack of marbles

I mean he said "MANDHHHH NIGHTHTHHT FTTBAAGGHHGHG" like he was choking on his own tongue or his multiple chins or something

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:17

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

It always feels lovely to root for an injury so instead of hoping Brady snaps his leg or something I just hope he suffers a serious existential crisis and finds himself unable to complete a pass due to the futility of it all

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:17

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Yoshifan823 posted:

I hope Coach Ditka has a heart attack and dies.

I've concluded he's the football equivalent of Chuck Norris

That's not a complement

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:17

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

I'm nervous for my boys tonight

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:18

Yoshifan823: Feb 19, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Vertical Lime posted:

I've concluded he's the football equivalent of Chuck Norris

That's not a complement

He's someone a bunch of fuckheads look up to because he did something vaguely interesting years and years ago, even though his opinions are poo poo and he's dumb and gently caress him?

yeah sounds right.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:18

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

Reminder: When the Chiefs win, Parm can't hatepost about Alex Smith any more.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:19

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Yoshifan823 posted:

He's someone a bunch of fuckheads look up to because he did something vaguely interesting years and years ago, even though his opinions are poo poo and he's dumb and gently caress him?

yeah sounds right.

exactly

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 01:43

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Yoshifan823 posted:

He's someone a bunch of fuckheads look up to because he did something vaguely interesting years and years ago

More that the only reason he is popular is because of an ironic joke made at his expense he never got

# ? Sep 30, 2014 01:19

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