THE CHEFS BEAT THE PATRIOTS 41-14 OH MY GOD

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Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

LET US ALL CELEBRATE THE END OF TOM BRADY AND BILLY FIVE ACES AS THEY SLIDE INTO IRRELEVANCY

LIFE...IS BEAUTIFUL

Crazy Ted fucked around with this message at 06:51 on Sep 30, 2014

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Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Quick, claim that was a typo in the OP or the mods'll get ya

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WalletBeef: Jun 11, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyAOPCF9GbA

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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

If I were a Patriots fan I would sit back and appreciate the joy created in this world.

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a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

this thread sucks

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Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

Remember when everyone thought it was going to be a lovely MNF game?

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Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

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Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

WalletBeef posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyAOPCF9GbA

always and forever

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No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

this thread sucks

No you

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:26

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

this thread sucks

nope

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:26

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Intruder posted:

Remember when everyone thought it was going to be a lovely MNF game?

it was

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:26

Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Here's the Parm toxx!

Parmesan Basil posted:

windshipper posted:
I am not a chiefs fan and so rarely watch their games. I hereby challenge you to this:

On the long shot that the chiefs win this game, you will never again make a negative comment about Alex Smith until the start of training camp next year.

If the Patriots win against the chiefs, I will purchase NFL Game Rewind and watch every Chiefs game of this season (this week's and beyond.. Not retroactive) during the following week and post 3-4 sentences in the aftermath thread saying how I feel that Alex Smith contributed to the chiefs either losing that game or how his play could have lost the chiefs that game.

Do we have a deal?

This is how sick I am of reading your stupid, played out, irrational, terrible posts about Alex Smith - whether they are deserved or not.

And yes, I am willing to toxx this. Ask superaielman about my loyalty to toxxes.

It's a deal. Chiefs won't win and you'll see exactly why.

windshipper posted:
I'm pretty sure if everyone does this with with terrible posters with played out gimmicks, to some extent or another, it'll either make this the best forum ever or the worst forum ever.

Either way, Parm needs to put his money where his mouth is or shut up about a decent (not great, but not terrible) quarterback that more than a few teams in the league would like to have.

And if he shuts up about the chiefs GM until training camp AS WELL AS Alex Smith, I'll make it 6-8 sentences per post in the aftermath thread where I will describe how both Alex Smith and Whatshisface (John Dorsey iirc?) contributed to the loss.

Edit, and to clarify, it will obviously start with the games on this coming weekend. If Patriots win, I will purchase NFL game rewind by the following Sunday and have a post in the aftermath thread describing how Alex Smith contributed to the loss, etc. Rinse and repeat for the rest of the chiefs games this season (post will be made before kickoff of the next chiefs game).

This is also a deal. I have no doubts in my mind that a loss will be the direct result of a Smith weakness, just like in the Denver game. It could also come down to a bad Dorsey decision (cutting up the O-line, no receivers, no corners, etc.). Also, if you are really committed, I could recommend some games from last year that Smith either lost or nearly made a loss, but I understand if you don't want to do that. It's not exactly fun or worthwhile to go that far back.

I hereby pledge to stop posting about Smith and Dorsey if I lost this bet. accepted.

windshipper posted:
Parm, if you don't accept that toxx, then please accept the fact that if you have nothing worth posting (like I usually do in these matchup and analysis threads), don't post at all.

This has always been true though.