NFL N/V Week 5: You Can Gunsling With a Derringer

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What is the best part about the Patriots losing? This poll is closed.
Chiefs win!	92	6.31%
Sad Brady	184	12.63%
Sad Belichick	167	11.46%
Sullen Belichick Press Conference	185	12.70%
Happy Alex Smith	106	7.28%
gently caress the Patriots	227	15.58%
gently caress New England	192	13.18%
PARMESAN BASIL HAS TO ADMIT ALEX SMITH IS THE ONE TRUE GOD	304	20.86%
Total:	485 votes

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Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Pats lost.

Much thanks to All-Pro Sexman for the thread title.

Chichevache fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Sep 30, 2014

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:33

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 12:23

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Jimmy Garoppolo is really good.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:34

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

First place teams include the Texans, Bills, Cowboys and Cardinals

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:34

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

DENNIS ALLEN IS FIRED, Y'ALL.

TOM BRADY AND THE PATRIOTS LOST.

PARMESAN BASIL CAN'T TALK poo poo ABOUT ALEX SMITH BECAUSE OF A LOST TOXX.

HOLY poo poo TONIGHT OWNED.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:36

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Jimmy Garoppolo is really good.

He did score a touchdown in garbage time. Would you say he's the best QB in the NFL or best QB in League history?

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:36

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

The Puppy Bowl posted:

He did score a touchdown in garbage time. Would you say he's the best QB in the NFL or best QB in League history?

Let's look at the stats, which as you know never lie:

code:

T. Brady
14/23, 159 yards, 1 TD, 2 INT

J. Garoppolo
6/7, 70 yards, 1 TD, 0 INT

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:37

Faltese Malkin: Aug 22, 2005; Georgetown

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Jimmy Garoppolo is really good.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:37

Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Faltese Malkin posted:

This man could play Superman no problem.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:38

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

People said the same thing about Brandon Routh and we all know how that worked out.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:39

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

TubeStank posted:

DENNIS ALLEN IS FIRED, Y'ALL.

TOM BRADY AND THE PATRIOTS LOST.

PARMESAN BASIL CAN'T TALK poo poo ABOUT ALEX SMITH BECAUSE OF A LOST TOXX.

HOLY poo poo TONIGHT OWNED.

lmao I completely forgot about the toxx

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:39

Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

I'm really happy Dennis Allen is fired. That and the Patriots lost.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:40

Blitz of 404 Error: Sep 19, 2007; Joe Biden is a top 15 president

What if Dennis Allen was the reason the Raiders weren't completely terrib gently caress I can't even finish that sentence

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:41

Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

Does anyone want to coach the Raiders here? Any takers?

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:42

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003

^^ You're gonna hire Gary Kubiak

Gonna be funny seeing Raiders fans think wistfully back to Dennis Allen the way they do with Hue Jackson

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:42

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Ostentatious posted:

Does anyone want to coach the Raiders here? Any takers?

That's what the ESPN team literally said.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:42

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

Alexsmithu Akbar.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:46

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Ostentatious posted:

Does anyone want to coach the Raiders here? Any takers?

Bring Al Davis back from the dead and have him do it

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:49

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

Lane Kiffin

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:51

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Kyle Orton is the starting QB for a Division Leading Team.

Life loving owns

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:51

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Philip Rivers has posted a 120+ passer rating in three straight games.

He is pretty good.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:52

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Hey, if someone wants to post a real Op, I'll edit it into the beginning of the thread tomorrow.

Seriously chich, put at least a modicum of effort into it.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 04:56

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

This would actually make me excited if I was a Raiders fan.

They've had it rough for a while. Hue was probably their best coach since Shanahan and he managed to gently caress the team over before he left.

e: poo poo forgot Gruden. Well best since Gruden then.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 05:00

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Kalli posted:

Hey, if someone wants to post a real Op, I'll edit it into the beginning of the thread tomorrow.

Seriously chich, put at least a modicum of effort into it.

I put up a poll. Besides, no one else was making it. It would be one thing if I rushed to get this poo poo done as soon as the game ended, but if no one else is gonna handle it then whatever. No one reads the OP anyway.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 05:00

LEGO Genetics: Oct 8, 2013; She growls as she storms the stadium
A villain mean and rough
And the cops all shake and quiver and quake
as she stabs them with her cuffs

Jesus Christ either Olson or Sparano is going to be interim head coach

# ? Sep 30, 2014 05:02

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Tom Brady may be done. I've never seen him look as bad as he did tonight.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 05:03

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

If I'm San Antonio, do I really even want the Raiders? That whole organization is such a hilarious clusterfuck that it would seem like having them in your city isn't quite like having actual NFL football.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 05:03

Homestar Runner: Oct 9, 2012; This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

Kirios posted:

Tom Brady may be done. I've never seen him look as bad as he did tonight.

there is no 'may' about it. It's over. IT'S FINALLY OVER

# ? Sep 30, 2014 05:04

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

To be fair I'm not stating this entirely because of one game...Brady frankly hasn't looked good all year long. But he looked like he no longer had the physical ability tonight to play at a high level. The Chiefs weren't exactly a dominant defense going into the game.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 05:06

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

LEGO Genetics posted:

Jesus Christ either Olson or Sparano is going to be interim head coach

I really dislike the firing of Allen if you're just going with one of those two. Other guys might have some upside, but Sparano is known dogshit.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 05:07

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Kirios posted:

Tom Brady may be done. I've never seen him look as bad as he did tonight.

Part of me wants to point out that he has Gronk and ? to throw to, and they kept Gronk in to block most of the night because that offensive line is horrible.

The other part wants to point out that you never had to make excuses for Tom before, so...

# ? Sep 30, 2014 05:07

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kirios posted:

To be fair I'm not stating this entirely because of one game...Brady frankly hasn't looked good all year long. But he looked like he no longer had the physical ability tonight to play at a high level. The Chiefs weren't exactly a dominant defense going into the game.

He looks like someone playing behind a terrible line who doesn't trust anyone not named Julian.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 05:08

StarcraftM: Jan 15, 2008; Full Fuckin' Circle.

Kirios posted:

Tom Brady may be done. I've never seen him look as bad as he did tonight.

I think there's some bad coaching feud going on behind the scenes, beyond the o-line coach being a complete rear end in a top hat.

Brady falling off is in no small part due to the fact that he's got zero time to throw without being blindsided and when he does get time, he's got gently caress all to throw to.

I've got no explanation for the corners looking so terrible. Browner ain't gonna fix that.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 05:08

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

It's almost all the offensive line. They either are forced to do three step drops or go max protect (that int where Edelman stopped his route had two guys running routes total). We knew there'd be a drop off with Scarnecchia retiring, but it's just really loving bad and everyone has regressed.

gently caress, they benched everyone but the center at some point in that game trying to find something that worked.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 05:08

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

StarcraftM posted:

The whole team looks done. They all looked terrible across the board.

I think there's some bad coaching feud going on behind the scenes, beyond the o-line coach being a complete rear end in a top hat.

Brady falling off is in no small part due to the fact that he's got zero time to throw without being blindsided and when he does get time, he's got gently caress all to throw to.

You may have been one year off on your lost season statement! This team looks a LOT worse than the 2013 Patriots.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 05:09

Kazak_Hstan: Apr 28, 2014; Grimey Drawer

I think part of being Tom Brady is that you aren't done after one blowout loss.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 05:09

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

StarcraftM posted:

The whole team looks done. They all looked terrible across the board.

I think there's some bad coaching feud going on behind the scenes, beyond the o-line coach being a complete rear end in a top hat.

Brady falling off is in no small part due to the fact that he's got zero time to throw without being blindsided and when he does get time, he's got gently caress all to throw to.

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Lost Season?

# ? Sep 30, 2014 05:09

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

The Puppy Bowl posted:

People said the same thing about Brandon Routh and we all know how that worked out.

Really loving well. Routh was a great Superman. :colbert:

# ? Sep 30, 2014 05:09

StarcraftM: Jan 15, 2008; Full Fuckin' Circle.

TubeStank posted:

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Sigh. Comon, let em all out, lets get it over with.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 05:10

Kibner: Oct 21, 2008; Acguy Supremacy

Crazy Ted posted:

If I'm San Antonio, do I really even want the Raiders? That whole organization is such a hilarious clusterfuck that it would seem like having them in your city isn't quite like having actual NFL football.

They would have a football team to match the color scheme of their basketball team. It would be great.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 05:10

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 12:23

Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

StarcraftM posted:

Sigh. Comon, let em all out, lets get it over with.

Would you agree this team is far worse than the 2013 Patriots?

# ? Sep 30, 2014 05:10

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