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This is not as funny as the thread title suggested.
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The last baby bird dies, roasting on the windowsill of the hermetically sealed, temperature controlled pleasure dome. The young girl sees this and begins to weep, and is quickly slapped by the meaty paw of an oil tycoon before he lifts his gut and crams his shriveled micro-cock into her mouth. Looking upon the wasteland, he violently cums before dying of a heart attack, leaving the girl weeping by the window. Her well-manicured hands trace the corpse of the last baby bird through the window. With a voice choked by tears and ejaculate, she delivers a eulogy fit for a species: "im gay..."
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Sep 30, 2014 06:02
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i also be they only counted vertebrates i bet we got trilions more bugs every where these "animals" died off.
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Sep 30, 2014 06:02
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Fojar38 posted:are any of the animals dying actually important they are probably important parts of the environment for things that humans find delicious, for instance you may not care about plankton dying off but that's what tasty salmon eat and if there's no plankton there won't be any salmon either
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Sep 30, 2014 06:03
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Plankton also produce oxygen but normal air isn't nearly as good as bottled or flavoured air.
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Sep 30, 2014 06:04
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I read an article on some random site ages ago that argued the world would be in better shape if everyone just ate whales instead of other animals. It was something like 1: pig farms etc are terrible and pollute everything around them, get rid of huge farms 2: all the countries would have to work together to take better care of the ocean because it was where we harvested all our meat 3: whales are effing huge so like a billion less animals would have to die to feed people every year makes you think (i'm not sure what happens to all the pigs on the decommissioned pig farms, I just assume they all go to live happy lives on a different farm somewhere, maybe the same one my parents sent our old dog too after she got really sick that one time)
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Sep 30, 2014 06:04
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Trixie Hardcore posted:This is not as funny as the thread title suggested. I'm sorry trixie. we can take comfort in the fact than more than 50% of the voters consider me a human being
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Sep 30, 2014 06:07
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If this doesn't have to do with corruption in games journalism im not interested.
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Sep 30, 2014 06:08
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Animals would gently caress everything up if they could tbh.
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Sep 30, 2014 06:09
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Ratios and Tendency posted:Animals would gently caress everything up if they could tbh. yeah, but unknowingly
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Sep 30, 2014 06:11
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c'mon meteor, hit my fuckin house today come on!
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Sep 30, 2014 06:12
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Zoe posted:I read an article on some random site ages ago that argued the world would be in better shape if everyone just ate whales instead of other animals. Your dog got a job on that farm, feeding horses 
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Sep 30, 2014 06:13
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This is about animals? gently caress! I thought this was another Ebola thread.
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Sep 30, 2014 06:14
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Torka posted:yeah, but unknowingly Do humans really *know* though? Makes you think.
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Sep 30, 2014 06:15
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i don't know poo poo! 
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Sep 30, 2014 06:17
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Zoe posted:I read an article on some random site ages ago that argued the world would be in better shape if everyone just ate whales instead of other animals. Whale gestation is approximately 12 months and usually only produces one calf while a pig can produce a liter of about 10 in 3 months plus you can pack pigs into abhorrent conditions to breed more in smaller spaces where whales frequently die young from stress and reject impregnation if kept in captivity, which is the only way you could keep them as a food source because lol at the idea of trying to sustain our insatiable lust for flesh consumption through wild hunting instead of meat farming. Ignatius M. Meen posted:they are probably important parts of the environment for things that humans find delicious, for instance you may not care about plankton dying off but that's what tasty salmon eat and if there's no plankton there won't be any salmon either All the plankton dying off and leading to a really lovely time for everyone is the plot of Soylent Green.
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Sep 30, 2014 06:18
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I'm holding out for eating recycled people a la Mega City One when the rest of the animals and food chain disappears.
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Sep 30, 2014 06:23
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Blockade posted:Maybe if nature knew about Objectivism it wouldn't be in such a bad shape. Say, who is this john galt I've heard so much about anyway?
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Sep 30, 2014 06:24
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Homo rapiens.
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Sep 30, 2014 06:31
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coyotes and raccoons are cool as hell and all over the place so w/e
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Sep 30, 2014 06:33
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didn't read Op, used the extra time to scratch my balls. looks like i come out ahead in the game of life yet again. future's looking bright far as i'm concerned
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Sep 30, 2014 06:35
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Benedick Cuckold posted:didn't read Op, used the extra time to scratch my balls. looks like i come out ahead in the game of life yet again. future's looking bright far as i'm concerned most of these chucklefucks wasted valuable time by reading the op and then scratching their balls, squandering precious seconds as they hurtle ever closer to death
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Sep 30, 2014 06:39
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bio meat nectar is the solution. introduce bio meat to the ecosystem and a lot of problems will be solved
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Sep 30, 2014 06:46
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Benedick Cuckold posted:didn't read Op, used the extra time to scratch my balls. looks like i come out ahead in the game of life yet again. future's looking bright far as i'm concerned In the grand scheme of things, when you consider the vast scale of all the galaxies in the universe, who's to say that all life on Earth is any more important, comparatively speaking, than that of the teeming colonies of bacteria you just scratched off your balls? Thanks Benedict Cuckold, you made me think
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Sep 30, 2014 06:47
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quakster posted:bio meat nectar is the solution. introduce bio meat to the ecosystem and a lot of problems will be solved http://youtu.be/sJ7x7xHWhWU?t=1m2s
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Sep 30, 2014 06:47
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just solve some issues in the third world and then we can just eat them when they get to old to do our cheap hard labor.
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Sep 30, 2014 06:50
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cowboy bebop ripped that movie off p hard
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Sep 30, 2014 06:53
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Saying "everything" is unnecessarily alarmist. Chicken numbers, for instance, have never been higher.
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Sep 30, 2014 06:53
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Ratios and Tendency posted:Saying "everything" is unnecessarily alarmist. Chicken numbers, for instance, have never been higher.
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Sep 30, 2014 06:55
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Ratios and Tendency posted:Saying "everything" is unnecessarily alarmist. Chicken numbers, for instance, have never been higher. Bacteria seems to be really hitting it's Renaissance.
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Sep 30, 2014 06:55
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Zoe posted:In the grand scheme of things, when you consider the vast scale of all the galaxies in the universe, who's to say that all life on Earth is any more important, comparatively speaking, than that of the teeming colonies of bacteria you just scratched off your balls? that's exactly what i've been waiting to hear from you, all this time. it's been a long road, but in the end, a fruitful one. my posting mission is now complete. i will diminish, and go into the west, and remain a shitposter
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Sep 30, 2014 06:56
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Baby roosters own because they're delicious. Martha Stewart has an excellent recipe for baby chicks on her website. http://www.marthastewart.com/914348/holiday-dish-roasted-baby-chickens-gravy#914348
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Sep 30, 2014 06:57
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Trixie Hardcore posted:Bacteria seems to be really hitting it's Renaissance.
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Sep 30, 2014 06:59
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I don't care as long as we eventually get the replicant technology from blade runner to replace all the cool animals like tigers and pandas and stuff. Honestly it would be an improvement since synthetic predator robot animals could be bros and just chill on your couch instead of trying to eat your face all the time
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Sep 30, 2014 07:00
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Sep 30, 2014 07:02
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error1 posted:I don't care as long as we eventually get the replicant technology from blade runner to replace all the cool animals like tigers and pandas and stuff. Just for the record, Blade Runner future is worse than Soylent Green future.
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Sep 30, 2014 07:05
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Uh what? I would much rather live in a gritty film noir cyberpunk world fighting robots than a boring old generic urban nightmare world eating people.
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Sep 30, 2014 07:26
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i want to live in a non-stressful situation. oh well.
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Feranon posted:given the choice between a planet teeming with diverse life without humans, or ruined mad max hellhole with humans, I think the former would be cooler. Be the change you want to see in the world
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