I declare myslef to be emperor of the forums.

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Sizone: by LadyAmbien

That's right, Emperor Sizone the First is now in charge. If you don't like being subject to my rule then beat it.

My first proclamation is that pet island be demolished, a thread monument to my greatness is to be erected in its place.

Speaking of erections, I will need to sire an heir. Goonettes wishing to fulfill the position of empress are welcome to express their interest in this thread.

I will also need to build a retinue, so if you want to be an adviser or a duke or something, post your qualifications here.

My second proclamation is that we start using punctuation and a semblance of grammar again.

My final empirical proclamation on this, my first night of forum rule, is to declare today a national day of celebration. Get drunk on this fine Monday, my goonly subjects. Your liege is off to get properly blunted and patch some synths.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 07:28

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:45

Nanomashoes

Long live the Republic.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 07:29

BASF: by Ralp

It's all yours

# ? Sep 30, 2014 07:29

Tsinava: by Ralp

thanks for accidentally locking your thread so i could vote 1's faster

# ? Sep 30, 2014 07:29

gary oldmans diary

emperor fag the first

# ? Sep 30, 2014 07:31

GrrrlSweatshirt

staging a coup and replacing you w/ gently caress the row

# ? Sep 30, 2014 07:34

KimJongUnstoppable: Juche Lyfe 4 Ever!

I'm not impressed with the current level of aristocracy, to be honest.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 07:35

bitmap

finally the authoritarian presence and structure I've craved for so logn

# ? Sep 30, 2014 07:35

Police Automaton: "You are standing in a thread. Someone has made an insightful post."
LOOK AT insightful post
"It's a pretty good post."
HATE post
"I don't understand"
SHIT ON post
"You shit on the post. Why."

your not even plat

# ? Sep 30, 2014 07:37

psyopmonkey: by Lowtax

Can I be the Secretary of state?

# ? Sep 30, 2014 07:37

Richardanator: Mmmm.....

I challenge your right to rule......based on your weak...fabricated claims but long live the new empourer

# ? Sep 30, 2014 07:37

paranoid randroid

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

staging a coup and replacing you w/ gently caress the row

u have my legions

# ? Sep 30, 2014 07:38

paranoid randroid

also the only military career the bitchass op can point to as a claim to the imperatorship was the time he bravely defeated a family platter of hotwings at dave & busters

# ? Sep 30, 2014 07:40

Harime Nui: The New Insincerity

woah hey are the nonplat peasants revolting or something I can't hear from my sedan chair

# ? Sep 30, 2014 07:41

hofnar: by sebmojo

yeah i'm not seeing it

# ? Sep 30, 2014 07:43

Sizone: by LadyAmbien

It is a good thing I rest tonight. I see that organizing the purges will require a lot of effort and will require immediate attention.

And no, Sighopmonkey, you cannot be secretary of state, you can be a viscount or a vidame.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 07:45

Guildenstern Mother: Why walk when you can ride?

my god he's naked

# ? Sep 30, 2014 07:46

psyopmonkey: by Lowtax

Bring me sizones head and feet.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 07:49

paranoid randroid

any senators want to declare the op an enemy of teh state, ill let you divide up his poo poo after hes dead

# ? Sep 30, 2014 07:49

babypolis

i will murder a lot of ppl for you until you have me killed off for being too popular with the masses

# ? Sep 30, 2014 07:51

Sizone: by LadyAmbien

Nice try. I already had the senate replaced with magical cartoon ponies. All of whom are loyal to my rule.

babypolack, the first person you need to kill is the poster above you.

# ? Sep 30, 2014 07:51