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How many times?
0 (I'm a bitch)
1 (I ran my mouth)
2 (I'm an rear end in a top hat)
3 (I thought it was funny)
4 (It was funny)
5 (I've been on the forums way too long)
6 (I'm notorious, and, thereby, pathetic)
7 (I had six but seven is my lucky number)
8 (I have infinite resources and nothing better to do)
9+ (I deserved each one, I regged before 2002, and I have to ban myself to keep from posting)
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BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Only once for me, for first-post threadshitting on a big gay thread toward the end of GBS 1.0, and admitting I didn't read the OP. I had just had enough.

How many times have you been banned? Personally I think having a long rap sheet is the mark of a dedicated supporter of the somethigawful forums. I'd probably get myself banned a lot more if you didn't have to re-buy all your upgrades. Then again the upgrades are pretty useless except for archives. Maybe I'll go get banned later today.

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
once but i abandoned the account for this one because im a huge pussy who cant own up for his mistakes

also why i dropped out of college once i got on academic probation

HiipFire
Sep 1, 2013

JENNY DEATH LIVES
Once because ralp doesnt like me

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
i was going to post a "neil degrasse tyson hospitalized over diabetes complications /!\ update: he's dead" goatse but then all the rules got deleted and eh

do you actually have to rebuy all your upgrades? that's nutso.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

Cubone posted:

i was going to post a "neil degrasse tyson hospitalized over diabetes complications /!\ update: he's dead" goatse but then all the rules got deleted and eh

do you actually have to rebuy all your upgrades? that's nutso.

That's great, I was thinking of posting a goatse tonight since it might not get noticed that fast but I don't know how the mods work their shifts.

As far as losing upgrades, I think that is the case but I'll have to do an experiment if nobody else knows for sure.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
I'm a little bitch but I kinda like it like that

Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
None, but I was probated for a month for calling GBS retarded

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Benito Hitlerstalin posted:

None, but I was probated for a month for calling GBS retarded

lol since gbs really is like a 1950s group home for mentally retarded manchildren, goonnettes and whatever floats your boat.

(USER WAS TRANSFERRED TO THE LOBOTOMY ROOM FOR THIS POST)

Rambling Robot fucked around with this message at 11:32 on Sep 30, 2014

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I think twice. Maybe 3 times.(because I have poor impulse control and say stupid things sometimes!)
Lowtax personally banned me once. And yes, you have to rebuy everything.


I miss my big red title. After all these years, I finally get someone mad enough at me to bother, and then I go and get banned.

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

Rambling Robot posted:

lol since gbs really is like a 1950s group home for mentally retarded manchildren, goonnettes and whatever floats your boat.

(USER WAS TRANSFERRED TO THE LOBOTOMY ROOM FOR THIS POST)

:agreed:

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
My rap sheet is pathetic I don't even have particularly good probations. im trying to make up for it with quality shitposts in nu-gbs tho.

Tubgirl Cosplay
Jan 10, 2011

by Ion Helmet
I got banned once for raging too hard against the machine and once for claiming that goons make jokes.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I autobanned myself by mistake once

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe
I left my account logged in and my brother wandered in and made a terrible thread in TCC or something. I dunno, read my rap sheet and see if you can understand what he was trying to say.

drowningidiot
Sep 27, 2014
Got banned for trolling some GBS thread about gays in the military like 5 years ago. Didn't re-reg until a few days ago. It's a lot different than I remember.

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch
I got probated once for participating in a giant chain of dudes quoting a picture that some goon posted that one time.





That picture was Zorak's current avatar photoshopped into furry porn.


e: worth it

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
I got probated once for saying I hated Russians and Brazilians in video games

that's apparently problematic

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
posting to check my rape sheet

Node
May 20, 2001

KICKED IN THE COOTER
:dings:
Taco Defender
none, although i did once before the leper's colony was put in place. i emailed fistgrrl saying i was sorry and she said okay don't do it again, unbanned me, and also gave me back platinum. pretty sure platinum came before the leper's colon, right?

i think i posted a mortal kombat fatality picture in some girls attention whoring thread when her mother was sick and then died, and she ended up saying she was lying about it anyways

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

24 probations, 6 bans, 1 permaban

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Stux posted:

24 probations, 6 bans, 1 permaban

Wouldn't that last one just be a regular ban, being that you are still posting?

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
I think just once and it was for saying "lol" in a post in Cinema Discusso

i'm a rebel like that

nevermind, it's 3 - i didn't even notice

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever
My rap sheet sucks. So yung, so dumb.

Yabanjin
Feb 13, 2007

I AM smiling.
One Probation for posting a list of 50% Famous Japanese TV stars and 50% Famous Japanese stars who were transvestites, and seeing if anyone could guess which was which. Apparently that was insensitive to transvestites...

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

Johnny Aztec posted:

Wouldn't that last one just be a regular ban, being that you are still posting?

Sometimes you burn too many bridges and you have to rereg if you are posting to the MAX.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
when does the rap sheet get a second page ?

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
How do I get to my rap sheet??

[edit] oh theres the button lol

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i have 23 probations and 6 bans

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Well, turns out I got 23 probations, mostly for shitposting and bad punctuation or whatever

quote:


Low content post. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.

Lazy typing. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.

I despise this thread. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.

This post is terrible for a variety of reasons. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.

Punctuation is hard. User loses posting privileges for 1 day. Incoherence

Willful ignorance doesn't make you look smart. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.

This is a terrible post. Good job. User loses posting privileges for 3 days.

No punctuation, no shift, no content. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.

Gross lack of content! User loses posting privileges for 12 hours.

Shift key. Seriously. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.

Use your shift key. User loses posting privileges for 1 day.

James Cameron just read your post and killed himself. I hope you're happy now. User loses posting privileges for 1 week.


etc :allears:

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Banned 4 times, helldumped once (maybe twice i forget). They can take away my posting rights but they can never take my freedom

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
most of my bans are from posting nws stuff and ill do it again for sure

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ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Only three on this one, on my old account I have like eight more, mostly from making jokes about pathetic people in safespace™ forums, and once for saying that logging into newgrounds.com and hitting the "random submission" button has a 99% chance of being better than anything Schmorky ever made.

I'm a good poster.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


once cause I was shitfaced and tried to make a thread but used the hot tag on mistake oops

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever

Zzulu posted:

Well, turns out I got 23 probations, mostly for shitposting and bad punctuation or whatever


etc :allears:

gbs_1_0.txt

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
Never got a single probation or ban.

blacksun
Mar 16, 2006
I told Cwapface not to register me with a title that said I am a faggot but he did it anyway because he likes to tell the truth.
You need to actually post to get banned or probated. I think that's where I went wrong..

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
one or two

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

a creepy colon posted:

when does the rap sheet get a second page ?
51, as it so happens

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TenementFunster posted:

51, as it so happens

Ty

How r ur guns/bikes mine are good

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Slush Garbo
Nov 20, 2007

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Rambling Robot posted:

whatever floats your boat



Sriracha, BudLightLime Raz-ber-Rita, and grunting sweaty poops.

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