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Attempt to dance. Drunk driving, crashed twice. Eaten 45 strong pain tablets, hospital. Stole other people's money to gamble with no real way of even cashing out if I somehow did win. Just gambling in general I guess. Put out a burning tent with my hands. This thread lololol. Hopefully someone has some funnier, less retarded ones.
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Sep 30, 2014 15:06
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Closed a swiss army knife on my finger. Posted in this thread.
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Sep 30, 2014 15:07
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Spanish Manlove posted:this thread hmm I don't think that's accurate
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Sep 30, 2014 15:12
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crawling out of a womans pussy even though im gay.
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Sep 30, 2014 15:14
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Spanish Manlove posted:this thread If you weren't a mod I'd say that's a really stupid lovely post but I'd hate to then get banned with a really stupid lovely reason alongside my name.
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Aurora-Capitah posted:Attempt to dance. you sound like a massive twat tbh
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Got my hair caught in a pillar drill. Gave myself a massive electric shock when I was 12 by taking a TV apart and discharging a capacitor. Went to a party when I was 16, the host was a dick (fucker tried to steal my CD's), so I shat in his microwave, superglued the door shut, turned it on full and superglued the dial so it wouldn't shut off. Apparently his parents had to rip out the entire kitchen to get rid of the smell. Still feel kind of bad about that. My friends also broke a plate that belonged to his great great great grandmother, they tried to smash it into powder so he'd think it was speed and snort it.
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Sep 30, 2014 15:18
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I mean, come on;Spanish Manlove posted:Alright let's try something new until things settle down a bit.
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Sep 30, 2014 15:20
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Moola posted:you sound like a massive twat tbh did you see my last line about hoping someone had some less retarded ones? Yeah of course you did. Anyway it must be nice to be perfect.
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Sep 30, 2014 15:23
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Aurora-Capitah posted:I mean, come on; Stabbed myself with a table while doing spin kicks, but I get 400 bucks a month in disability from the military from it!
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Aurora-Capitah posted:If you weren't a mod I'd say that's a really stupid lovely post but I'd hate to then get banned with a really stupid lovely reason alongside my name. like I give a gently caress about people being being sassy to me
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White Dog Eggs posted:
Don't feel bad we've all done that. I've done it two or three times now.
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I tried to be edgy at uni and when a catholic told me off for eating meat on some kind of sabbath I put his bible in the toaster. Which was cool except bibles are cheap as poo poo whereas I had to buy the house a new toaster because our old one had bible in it. Plus when I die I'll have to explain that to jesus who is going to be really pissed
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Who, me? As a general rule of thumb I don't do dumb stuff. Well there was the three-day bender with that tweaky twink.
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