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LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
I will be voting and campaigning for Labour.

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Rolled Cabbage
Sep 3, 2006
Would've voted Green, but discovered that this is usually a swing seat (not safe as I'd assumed given current incumbent & infamous council), so probably Labour. Area has a pretty high contingent of crazies, there is always BNP, EDL and UKIP candidates getting 5% each, so any flight from Con/Lib Dem to UKIP/Lab would prob give Lab an OK chance of getting in here.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
UKIP have just chosen their South East Cornwall candidate, 20-year old Bradley Monk.

Standish
May 21, 2001

serious gaylord posted:

Did Jack Straw do anything truly horrid?
Pinochet.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

KKKlean Energy posted:

UKIP have just chosen their South East Cornwall candidate, 20-year old Bradley Monk.


This is so good he looks like a teen show cast member

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

KKKlean Energy posted:

UKIP have just chosen their South East Cornwall candidate, 20-year old Bradley Monk.



What happens if he grows out of his university libertarian phase.

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction
I'm in Powys so voting for Labour would be pointless, it's Lib Dem or Conservative and Lib Dems are going to need the help. Thankfully Roger Williams has been pretty good at voting the way Lib Dems should, rather than the way they have of late so it's not that bitter a pill to swallow.

Pound_Coin
Feb 5, 2004
£


KKKlean Energy posted:

UKIP have just chosen their South East Cornwall candidate, 20-year old Bradley Monk.



wait, that's not a school uniform?

Peel
Dec 3, 2007

Depends where I am come the election. Labour in a marginal (as someone put it last thread, that Rizla paper is of literally vital importance to some people), some green or socialist party in a safe seat.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
This time around I'm really putting a lot of thought into the election and what I should do with my ballot, and I'm wondering if drawing a massive bell end ejaculating a hammer and sickle would represent my political standing better than scrawling down the chorus to L'Internationale.

ReV VAdAUL
Oct 3, 2004

I'm WILD about
WILDMAN
I've moved from a safe Tory seat to a safe Labour seat so probably Greens as always.

Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal
Green, since they have much the best policies.

I have done the whole tactical voting thing before, and then the Blairite government turned out to be a greater disaster for the left than another Major government would have been. Much the same policies and corruption, but at least the Tories would have got the blame.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

DesperateDan posted:

This time around I'm really putting a lot of thought into the election and what I should do with my ballot, and I'm wondering if drawing a massive bell end ejaculating a hammer and sickle would represent my political standing better than scrawling down the chorus to L'Internationale.

I think they make you look equally childish.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

peanut- posted:

As much as they've been ineffectual at stopping the Tories for the last four years, I generally agree with Lib Dem policies more than the other two parties.

I don't really want to vote for a Labour party I don't like just in the hope of stopping Tories. And whichever of them gets in I'd rather it's in coalition than an outright majority.

As someone who read The Orange Book on the run up to that general election to understand what they think outside the PR bubble, I can tell you that you either don't know the lib dem politics or you are disenfranchised by the Tories but don't want to vote UKIP because you're pro EU.

Edit: I went through all this last election and I keep bringing it up because its one of the keystones in the modern Libdem party. Nick Clegg, Edward Davey, David Laws, Chris Huhne, Vince Cable, Mark Oaten (stood down in 2010), Steve Webb, Susan Kramer and such. It's mostly the Liberal side of the Liberal Democrats in the big seats in the party.

Funny factoid I discovered though when I was reading into who Paul Marshall back in the last election was, apart from being a big wealthy pin stripe suit guy he is also the father of Winston Marshall from Mumford & Sons and he pretty much funded them quite well. Middle aged accountants having midlife crisis. Anyway I will most likely do some effort posts going into it prior to the election.

Fluo fucked around with this message at 11:11 on Oct 1, 2014

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"
Voting for: Some variety of trots (not SWP) or Greens or, if presented with neither option, a spunking cock drawn on my ballot where the splattered semen spells "gently caress you"

hexa
Dec 10, 2004

And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom

peanut- posted:

As much as they've been ineffectual at stopping the Tories for the last four years, I generally agree with Lib Dem policies more than the other two parties.

So basically you agree with Tory policies then.

I'm in Hackney North and Stoke Newington which is such a safe seat for Labour that it really doesn't matter who I vote for. Will vote Green unless Monty Goldman has got himself on the ballot again.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

A group of referendum staff in the Highland count were relieved of duties for being openly partisan for Yes. Story on the Beeb site.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Jedit posted:

I think they make you look equally childish.

That really made me sit back and strongly reconsider my position, obviously more than one cock is required. I will label one of the spatters of jism in your honour though, would you like a boxed close up of a badly drawn spermatozoa smoking a spliff too?

Seems far more productive than picking the colour of rosette the neo-liberal shitbag party in power wears

Fluo
May 25, 2007

DesperateDan posted:

That really made me sit back and strongly reconsider my position, obviously more than one cock is required. I will label one of the spatters of jism in your honour though, would you like a boxed close up of a badly drawn spermatozoa smoking a spliff too?

Seems far more productive than picking the colour of rosette the neo-liberal shitbag party in power wears

Tell us why we should spoil our ballots.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Gonna vote Green because gently caress it, why not. They seem like the least poo poo. Holding my nose and voting Labour simply because the Tories are going full satanic doesn't appeal.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
Grapevine now has it that Cameron's closing tory conference speech will have at least one big tax giveaway and that UKIP have a new defector lined up.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Gonzo McFee posted:

Gonna vote Green because gently caress it, why not. They seem like the least poo poo. Holding my nose and voting Labour simply because the Tories are going full satanic doesn't appeal.

Personally for me there is far too many anti-science issues, which goes down to the hard core Green politics such as animal experiments, GMO, nuclear, homeopathy and the like. Until 2010, the UK's Green Party had rather unambiguous views on the issue too: they wanted an EU wide ban on embryonic stem cell research. Parts of a statement from Caroline Lucas were reminiscent of the religious right:

quote:

Personally, I remain concerned about the associated health risks, the commodification of eggs and embryos, and the potential exploitation of women. Increasing research suggests that there are a number of promising alternatives, for example adult stem cell research, and umbilical cord stem cell research.

Our choices about the future of energy supply need to be based on solid evidence, yet let's consider the UK Green Party's attitude to the evidence about nuclear power. In 2003 they published a report, enthusiastically endorsed by Caroline Lucas, that claimed "radioactive releases up to 1989 have caused, or will eventually cause, the death of 65 million people worldwide." The research into this report was written by the rather absurd figure of Chris Busby, who apparently for many years was the Green Party's main "expert" source on nuclear issues. I put scare-quotes round expert here for in late 2011 he was exposed for attempting to sell ineffective "anti-radiation" pills to people in the Fukushima region. For years the Green Party grounded their opposition to nuclear power in junk science, and it appears it still does.

If all of this leaves you unconvinced of the marriage of irrational, unscientific, and unethical attitudes by many green organisations then you should read about the history of opposition to golden rice, an innovation that has the potential to greatly reduce human suffering. The Green Party cherry pick their evidence to reinforce their views and pander to the extreme side of the Green party.

Saki
Jan 9, 2008

Can't you feel the knife?
The Green party are a joke, yeah. No idea how they're so popular. Desperate, disenfranchised lefties I suppose.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!
I live in an extremely safe Tory seat, so my vote against will count for nothing. :smith: Will still be voting Labour despite Milliband being a useless wet blanket though, on the grounds that they're the least-worst option and I'd sooner stab myself in the balls than vote Lib-Dem again after what happened when they actually got a sniff of power. loving Orange Bookers.

a glitch
Jun 27, 2008

no wait stop

Soiled Meat

Saki posted:

The Green party are a joke, yeah. No idea how they're so popular. Desperate, disenfranchised lefties I suppose.

Pretty much, it's not like there's anyone else to fill the niche.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Carrier posted:

Erection chat: Who are people itt planning on voting for in the next election? I see a lot of talk of the tories being hosed and the lib dems being hosed and also labour being hosed from various people so I guess it would be interesting to know rather than who people think aren't going to get in, the people they are actually going to vote for.
An alternative voting system ha ha :suicide:

Current area is safe enough by the last count that even if there was some unholy coalition of Lib-Dem/Labour/BNP/UKIP tactical voting together for ?? it would still be a Tory win. Maybe UKIP will split the Tory vote this time, but I doubt it. I don't think a Green candidate is even running.

Fluo posted:

Tell us why we should spoil our ballots.
Because when your ballot form looks like the Bristol stool chart, at least a spoiled ballot goes towards increasing the likelihood that Nazi Bob's Shitbag Party doesn't get their deposit back. If you can't bring yourself to vote for any of the candidates it's still a better move than not voting, and should be encouraged for the currently apathetic.

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

Payndz posted:

I live in an extremely safe Tory seat, so my vote against will count for nothing.

:smith::hf::smith:

nuzak
Feb 13, 2012

LemonDrizzle posted:

It also gives a tax break to everyone in the country who's earning between £10k and £120k (or potentially £170k if we assume that people earning six figures+ will max out their pension contributions), the inevitable implication of which is a reduction in the availability and/or quality of public services and support that will disproportionately affect those on lower incomes. If you want to increase the disposable income of people earning the minimum wage, increase the minimum wage.

Aye but we're talking about the current promises made by the main parties as compared to UKIP. Or at least I was. Obviously if we're talking about what would be more effective than a tax break for supporting the working class, I would recommend full communism.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Guavanaut posted:

Because when your ballot form looks like the Bristol stool chart, at least a spoiled ballot goes towards increasing the likelihood that Nazi Bob's Shitbag Party doesn't get their deposit back. If you can't bring yourself to vote for any of the candidates it's still a better move than not voting, and should be encouraged for the currently apathetic.

You know you don't have to vote for that Nazi Bob's Shitbag Party [whatever party you're talking about]. If you want them to not get their deposit back you vote for another party. It's not that hard. If you fail to grasp the concept that you will never 100% agree with a political party because otherwise there would be a party for ever 5 people in UK, I truly don't know what to tell you. Vote for the party closest to your politics and if the answer is "none" you're either some weird student yellow-anarchist or you're not being true to yourself. Don't want UKIP to get in? Vote a party other than UKIP. Worried about the Tories? vote another party, worried about Labour? vote another party. Worried about Lib Dems? Vote another party. Spoiling your ballot then complaining the tories got in power again takes quite a bit of double think.

StoicFnord
Jul 27, 2012

"If you want to make enemies....try to change something."


College Slice

Carrier posted:

*in slightly politically incorrect asian voice* Erection chat: Who are people itt planning on voting for in the next election? I see a lot of talk of the tories being hosed and the lib dems being hosed and also labour being hosed from various people so I guess it would be interesting to know rather than who people think aren't going to get in, the people they are actually going to vote for.

Personally, i'll probably vote lib dem again, despite all their broken promises and poo poo.

Labour all the way here. At least agitating for social justice occurs, so i'm content with that.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Fluo posted:

You know you don't have to vote for that Nazi Bob's Shitbag Party [whatever party you're talking about]. If you want them to not get their deposit back you vote for another party. It's not that hard.
There are an awful lot of people who are disillusioned with the current system to the extent that they don't want to vote for any party. I intend to vote over spoiling, but I'd support spoiling over not voting, as a 'none of the above' option.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Fluo posted:

Tell us why we should spoil our ballots.

I live in a safe tory seat and my vote literally counts for nothing at all, as a lukewarm rancid dog turd with a blue rosette would win handily among my ancient and bigoted townsfolk. So I either get to stay at home, or I can take a walk and amuse myself in a childish way.

What's the other option? (ignoring that my vote literally counts for three tenths of fuckall), vote labour like they are somehow different from the tories? In every substantial way, they are just the same shower of shites who will pander to the same interests.



Why should people spoil their ballots? The walk down to the polling station and back is better for your health than staying at home and not voting. Face it, whether team red or team blue win, the game being played is the same.

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


I live in a Tory safe seat with the Lib Dems being the only other real runner. So either Green, Labour or spoiling the ballot.

Pasco
Oct 2, 2010

I moved from one hilariously safe Labour seat (represented by the Rt Hon Edward Samuel Miliband MP) to another hilariously safe Labour seat (represented by Dr Tristram Julian William Hunt FRHistS MP) so my vote is worth the same as a fart in the wind.

Pasco fucked around with this message at 15:21 on Oct 1, 2014

ReV VAdAUL
Oct 3, 2004

I'm WILD about
WILDMAN
The current political parties represent a very narrow band of the political spectrum and if you are left wing your only choices are a centre right party that pays lips service to you while taking you for granted, a party that has decent left wing policies but awful policies for its core focus or (even more) fringe parties.

I've no interest in spoiling my own ballot but I can see why people would want to opt out of voting for the least bad option when they're still pretty bad.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
"It is the Conservatives who are the party of social justice" - Michael Gove, introducing David Cameron's closing speech

nuzak
Feb 13, 2012

Fluo posted:

Personally for me there is far too many anti-science issues, which goes down to the hard core Green politics such as animal experiments, GMO, nuclear, homeopathy and the like. Until 2010, the UK's Green Party had rather unambiguous views on the issue too: they wanted an EU wide ban on embryonic stem cell research. Parts of a statement from Caroline Lucas were reminiscent of the religious right:


Our choices about the future of energy supply need to be based on solid evidence, yet let's consider the UK Green Party's attitude to the evidence about nuclear power. In 2003 they published a report, enthusiastically endorsed by Caroline Lucas, that claimed "radioactive releases up to 1989 have caused, or will eventually cause, the death of 65 million people worldwide." The research into this report was written by the rather absurd figure of Chris Busby, who apparently for many years was the Green Party's main "expert" source on nuclear issues. I put scare-quotes round expert here for in late 2011 he was exposed for attempting to sell ineffective "anti-radiation" pills to people in the Fukushima region. For years the Green Party grounded their opposition to nuclear power in junk science, and it appears it still does.

If all of this leaves you unconvinced of the marriage of irrational, unscientific, and unethical attitudes by many green organisations then you should read about the history of opposition to golden rice, an innovation that has the potential to greatly reduce human suffering. The Green Party cherry pick their evidence to reinforce their views and pander to the extreme side of the Green party.

Mate if you're this concerned about the lack of scientific understanding in politics you'd still be voting green. Their economic policies seem to be the only ones based on some kind of reason, rather than magical austerity logic.

IDGI. I can't remember the last time I saw people criticising labour/conservative environmental or scientific policy over their economic policies.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

nuzak posted:

Mate if you're this concerned about the lack of scientific understanding in politics you'd still be voting green. Their economic policies seem to be the only ones based on some kind of reason, rather than magical austerity logic.

IDGI. I can't remember the last time I saw people criticising labour/conservative environmental or scientific policy over their economic policies.




Mate if one of your main voting stances is staying in Europe you'd still vote UKIP. :shepface: :psyduck: :wtc:

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twoot
Oct 29, 2012

SNP. Doing my part to make Scotland slightly more marginal and hopefully to cause Labour to poo poo itself into becoming vaguely less terrible up here. Our MP is the standard Labour 2010 intake of beep-boop party line robots.

Just in time here are Labour led councils doing their best to alienate both their current Scottish voters, and voters who'd probably go their way:

Councils move to collect unpaid tax from thousands who signed up for indyref vote

quote:

THOUSANDS of people who signed up to vote in the independence referendum face the prospect of official letters landing on their doormats demanding unpaid council tax.

Record numbers registered to have their say in the vote on Scotland's future, which saw the highest turnout, at 84.6 per cent, of any UK poll since the 1951 General Election.

But now local authorities are being urged to take advantage of the high registration levels to recoup arrears from those who joined the electoral roll in the months leading up to the vote.

There are claims the unprecedented database created ahead of the September 18 vote is an opportunity for councils to uncover fraudsters and recover debts - some of which date back 20 years - from those who may have come off the roll to avoid detection.

Aberdeenshire Council has confirmed it is checking the updated database against households that receive the 25 per cent single person discount for council tax, in an effort to uncover cases in which it has been claimed inappropriately.

City of Edinburgh Council sources also confirmed checks would be carried out, comparing council tax records to the newly updated electoral roll, and more authorities are expected to follow.

Cosla, the umbrella group that ­represents many councils, said local authorities were within their rights to use "whatever sources of information are available legally to pursue unpaid debt".

The Scottish Conservatives backed a clampdown, saying it was right that authorities took every opportunity to recover debts and detect fraud.

However, Scottish Green Party co-convener Patrick Harvie accused his opponents of being motivated by a desire to "punish marginalised communities for having the nerve to express themselves at the ballot box".

Mr Harvie, who was a leading figure in the Yes campaign, said: "We've finally seen huge numbers of people re-join the electoral register after decades of mistrust following the poll tax, and I'm dismayed that the Tories or anyone else should want to turn electoral registration once more into a way of policing people."

But Alex Johnstone, the Conservatives' welfare reform spokesman, said: "Councils should do everything in their power to detect those who are evading council tax payments. If that means going through the electoral roll with a fine-tooth comb, so be it.

"Local authorities are under extreme pressure to live within their means, and council tax avoidance makes that even harder. It is also hugely unfair on the vast majority who play by the rules and pay their council tax on time and in good faith."

Aberdeen Tory councillor Alan Donnelly said he backed using the updated register to track down historic poll tax evaders. He said many of the so-called "missing million" who became re-engaged in politics ahead of the referendum vote had come off the roll to avoid the controversial levy. A mass campaign of non-payment when the community charge was in force between 1989 and 1993 prompted many to come off the electoral register.

Although councils cannot pursue debts that are more than 20 years old, the period is extended by a further two decades if a warrant has previously been issued to collect unpaid bills.

In 13 of 21 council wards in Glasgow, there were 40,000 amendments to the electoral register between March and September 1 as members of the public updated their details or registered.

A Cosla spokesman said: "Every pound of debt collected is a pound for frontline services. Councils do not write off debts."

An Aberdeenshire Council spokeswoman said: "Any new voters are checked to see if we already have them noted on council tax."

A City of Edinburgh Council spokeswoman said: "The council uses all the data available to it in order to collect outstanding debts."

However, Glasgow City Council added: "It becomes increasingly difficult to secure payments from historic accounts as time passes."

Genuinely, :golfclap: Labour. Although that last point from Glasgow is telling, they know how hosed they are if they try this.

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