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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

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Carrier posted:

Erection chat: Who are people itt planning on voting for in the next election? I see a lot of talk of the tories being hosed and the lib dems being hosed and also labour being hosed from various people so I guess it would be interesting to know rather than who people think aren't going to get in, the people they are actually going to vote for.
An alternative voting system ha ha :suicide:

Current area is safe enough by the last count that even if there was some unholy coalition of Lib-Dem/Labour/BNP/UKIP tactical voting together for ?? it would still be a Tory win. Maybe UKIP will split the Tory vote this time, but I doubt it. I don't think a Green candidate is even running.

Fluo posted:

Tell us why we should spoil our ballots.
Because when your ballot form looks like the Bristol stool chart, at least a spoiled ballot goes towards increasing the likelihood that Nazi Bob's Shitbag Party doesn't get their deposit back. If you can't bring yourself to vote for any of the candidates it's still a better move than not voting, and should be encouraged for the currently apathetic.

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Fluo posted:

You know you don't have to vote for that Nazi Bob's Shitbag Party [whatever party you're talking about]. If you want them to not get their deposit back you vote for another party. It's not that hard.
There are an awful lot of people who are disillusioned with the current system to the extent that they don't want to vote for any party. I intend to vote over spoiling, but I'd support spoiling over not voting, as a 'none of the above' option.

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Jack the Lad posted:

Spoiling your ballot accomplishes nothing but wasting your time and the ballot counter's time.

If you feel that way just don't vote.
Not voting increases the chance that fringe independent wingnuts (and fringe BNP wingnuts etc) get enough of a percent to get their deposit back though. Spoiled ballots still count as a ballot. Even if you loathe every candidate on the ballot to a point where you couldn't in good conscience vote for any, you can still lodge a vote against those parties by spoiling.

Guavanaut
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The passport thing was lovely, but do you think that Cameron making a formal statement about the protests would have a positive effect?

I'm sure that the Chinese government would resent anything that sounded like the West telling them how to handle affairs, and any support for the protesters could be spun into "The protests are supported by old colonialists, not a genuine will of the people."

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mrpwase posted:

I have no idea who to vote for, my new (but still rural) constituency has been Tory since 1909 (apart from two years where the MP crossed the floor to Labour), I could only genuinely vote for a party like TUSC or Left Unity, and the only small parties standing in my area last time were UKIP, BNP, Green and English Democrats. What am I meant to do?
If I were in that situation I'd vote Green. It's not going to make a difference to the cabinet or policy, but it might help them get their deposit back, and every vote helps the BNP and English Democrats lose their deposit so they have to steal scrap metal or whatever they were doing last time and hopefully not field a candidate there again.

Or if you really oppose voting Green, then draw some pretty flowers instead (only so we don't get back onto dickchat).

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Tory Conference by Cassetteboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YBumQHPAeU

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Wolfsbane posted:

Yeah, but it's a problem in a small area, as opposed to a problem loving over the entire planet. No-one (sane) thinks nuclear energy is a panacea, but it's one step in the right direction fusion.
Or thorium power. We have the technology to put thorium power plants in production now.

Since the 60s, but they couldn't produce weapons grade material, so nobody liked them. But the sooner we start on it, the sooner we have them up and producing power.

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Extreme0 posted:

Going back to the subject of spoiled ballots for a bit. Couldn't one vote for a joke party instead if they feel unsatisfied? It would at least give some use for their ballot and plus give a little positive thumbs up for satire.
Depends if anybody forked out the money to run a joke candidate in your constituency. Most don't, and I've never seen one on a ballot*.

*Well, I've seen several, but they're not the intentional type of joke, and I wouldn't want to give them the pleasure of thinking they have supporters.

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"bringing the BNP into disrepute"

I'm just going to read that a few times.

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Touchdown Boy posted:

Anyone who actually thinks there are people out there who think 'its better to be on benefits' have probably never been on benefits.
There are part time and zero hour type situations where you might be better on JSA than working (financially at least). At least the last time I was part time there was an hours trap like that.
That's the kind of thing that can be solved by universal basic income, a negative income tax, or at the very least sorting out lovely contracts and helping out people who are not able to work full time.
"People on benefits don't want to work because it's too cushy" is a convenient lie for a certain breed of politician and public, and it needs to be taken out back and shot.

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The core which that argument rests on is that the bottom of society are not actually part of society. Which is offensively ridiculous, but that does not stop the press and people in power from trying to push it.

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big scary monsters posted:

Especially the case once you factor in transport costs. If it costs you a tenner a day on the train to get to and from work then that's a fifth of pretax earnings from an 8 hour day at minimum wage gone already.
Well that's why we need people to sign on every day, and to do workfare at the same time! We'll get people off benefits (and onto all the jobs which don't exist or have been filled by companies scabbing off of the workfare bob) by making benefits even more intolerable than part time or irregular work!

:suicide:

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Party Boat posted:

I can't speak for other countries, but we have sovereignty of Parliament - an ECHR ruling can't force a change in the law without Parliament's consent.
Finland has that too. The UK also has a huge loving mess instead of a simple codified constitution, which no other EU country has to my knowledge.

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Pissflaps posted:

As an aside, it's somebody's job to weed out potentially offensive UK number plates before they get issued to car dealers.
Like the great P155 controversy of 1996.

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CoolCab posted:

Is P1554LAP5 taken?
P155FLP would be valid, but I think all of the P155 plates got scrapped.

There's a department now which goes through combinations to prevent offensive ones.



e: You can get P55 FLP for £179. Careful though, I think last month's thread established that having a custom plate put you in line for The Wall.

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Guavanaut
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Jippa posted:

A 63 year old twitter troll has committed suicide after being confronted by sky. I never thought I would be typing these words in a sentence.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-29501646
Looks suspicious to me. Has Gerry killed again?

Guavanaut
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The general news media has been pretty biased towards the McCanns anyway though. I'm not saying that they should have libeled them or accused them without evidence, but right after it happened the local press in Leicester was sanitizing their comments to remove anything vaguely critical of the parents. Even things as simple or uncontroversial as "They left young children alone. I think that is bad" got effectively written out of the mainstream media consensus of the case.

Let's not pretend that if they were anything other than middle class white media savvy people the right wing gutter press wouldn't have jumped all over the child neglect angle. Especially child neglect to go out and get drunk.

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Coohoolin posted:

One common theme is usually that exploitation and hierarchical abuse can affect upper class people for their race and gender, and thus the term "proletariat" is no longer viable as it excludes race and gender issues from a potentially unifying definition of struggle. Of course the problem there is that you end up going to far in the other direction and have everyone separate into groups dedicated specifically to certain issues (not that this is a problem) who then refuse to interact with each other because they feel their issue is dismissed by each other (this is most definitely a problem).
Isn't this the crux of intersectionality?

Coohoolin posted:

So I've always been of the opinion that what was needed was a reframing of the terms of debate in order to reach a reductionist binary choice- either you're exploited and harmed by the status quo, or you benefit from it. Proletariat or bourgeoisie. The trick is to redefine exploitation and harm to be as broad as possible labels for anything from financial and labour exploitation (class issues) to sexual objectification and harassment (gender issues) to racial abuse and ableism and so on and so forth. That way the term "proletariat" expands enough to be inclusive and still useful in a way that it provides those on one side with a clear end game and enemy.
My main issue with that is that (as its simplest) it sounds like a move away from intersectionality and back towards the older 'oppression olympics'. I'm sure there's more nuance to it, but almost everybody benefits from the status quo in some way in addition to being exploited by it in another, except for the very bottom of the pile. That's why a lot of the 'kyriarchy' thing fell apart due to being ill-defined.
What are you looking in comparison with when you say 'benefit'? Compared to an ideal non-hierarchical society or just compared to the expected results of implemented solutions?

Coohoolin posted:

The difficulty is convincing people that more issues than their pet project matter and that you can't deal with one and not the others without being a hypocrite.
Can't disagree with that. The best is the enemy of the good etc. What methods are you discussing to find the optimum way forward for things to focus on though?

Saki posted:

If you're not a Marxist, you must be a Ukipping shitlord. There is no other explanation.
This would make a great username.

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Vitamin P posted:

This isn't the Beeb where we can pack a bunch of right wingers in in the name of 'balance'. Do you want everyone to walk on eggshells around the special snowflakes that think Thatcherism is gonna start working any day now as long as we punish the poors a bit more?
It's just a matter of finding the right middle point.
Thatcherism wants to punish them too much, the left doesn't want to punish them at all. We need to find the correct amount to punish them.

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HorseLord posted:

It's okay to eat posh crisps if someone else bought them, imo.
As long as you share them after you take them. Then it's expropriation.

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Pasco posted:

Anyone can (and should be) a bloody feminist.

Saying men can't be feminists is as ridiculous as saying straight people can't be pro-gay-rights, white people can't be anti-racist or Germans can't be anti-fascist.
It sounds like everyone is getting hung up around the -ist thing.

You can be heterosexual and pro-gay-rights, you can be cis and pro-trans-rights, and you can be a man and pro-womens-rights. I don't think anybody is debating that.

HorseLord is (I think) saying that being pro-womens-rights doesn't automatically make you a feminist.

It does sound a lot like debating around the meaning of words, but there isn't really an equivalent word for sexuality or race.

e: Can a white man be a womanist though?

e2: vvvvvv And that's why it keeps going in circles, it's a meaning of labels debate.

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CoolCab posted:

whenever I would ask for a "for mens" cereal or candybar or toy or whatever garbage she would look at it critically and ask: "but where does the penis go?"
If this thread was in GBS you'd have half a dozen serious answers by now, pretending to be ironic.

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Acaila posted:

On the crisps front, my adoration for kettle chips and houmous is one of the things that gets "Champagne socialist" shouted at me by fellow activists. I was informed that ketchup is the only truly acceptable proletarian condiment (blegh!). More seriously though, what is it about the left that there seems to be a constant "cred-checking" of how working class you are? I've variously been told I'm not allowed to be a socialist because my family owned a home, lived in a detached house, had a family business and because I went to uni.
In that case, political philosophers from wealthy middle-class German families, eldest sons of cotton manufacturers, and Russian paralegals from upwardly mobile backgrounds aren't allowed to be socialist either.

Time to pack it up and go home everyone.

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Are there still a few of the vaguely leftist kippers back from when it was a strange alliance of anti-neoliberalism and anti-foreigns people, or did they all get run off during the recent explosion of 'kip coverage?

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Isn't that the difference between BRITONS and British People?

When talking about people, Britons tends to be used in the thinly veiled racism sense of 'indigenous', whereas British tends to be used in the sense of 'citizen'.

(Is there a version of :britain: with that gently caress Griffin crying on it?)

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keep punching joe posted:

UKIP, who are actual fascists.
Actual fascists would at least want some large national projects, like the BNP talked about, they'd just want them for poo poo reasons.

UKIP are more the Old Tory Right, which really should be as bad a statement as saying 'actual fascists' but for different reasons.

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They're also the only party that talks about the broader issue of population instead of the easy get out of blaming it on ~the immigrants~. I can't see that being too popular though, because population growth is necessary to keep the pyramid scheme of capitalism going. Growth for the growth god!

I wonder what the reaction would be if Ed turned around and launched a scathing attack on the population bubble and resource inequality instead of blaming migrants now that people are urging him to go hardline on immigration.

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If we're allowed to use mind rays, can't we just use a time machine to go back to 1994 and do a heart transplant between John Smith and Tony Blair?

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LemonDrizzle posted:

what phrase would you consider appropriate to describe the Tories
I have a book full of them somewhere :v:

Guavanaut
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Only when the last nation state robot has been shorted out with the severed wiring of the last corporate robot can we begin to be free. :anarchists:

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Stottie Kyek posted:

Question from Tim in Ruislip, to each of the leaders: which starter Pokemon did you choose and why?
Are you talking about the original Pokemon Red and Pokemon Blue, or the new generation Pokemon Light-Pink and Pokemon Austerity?

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TinTower posted:

The Palestine motion passed 274-12. If Cameron was consistent, he'd respect the will of Parliament and change the Government's position accordingly, yada yada yada.
What will actually happen as a result? Anything? Continual handwaving over the amendments never being satisfied? Something involving the Upper House?

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Fluo posted:

Everyone has to make a living somehow. £6 for a book isn't bad, Zizek sells his for double that.
Yess, your monies, let me taste them.

Guavanaut
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Don't most of those use goods price inflation rather than wage inflation?

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chippocrates posted:

There's an interesting graph showing mortality/infectivity of various infectious diseases here. It's both more infectious and more deadly than H1N1, H5N1 and SARS.
Interesting that only Hep B is on there. A is still a problem in places with poor sanitation, and C is a growing concern, so I'd like to see where those placed.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:

If Ebola starts spreading in London I'm going to cheer because maybe the housing market will stop being completely insane. Ebola is the cure for landlords.

Also the thing with the beans, but with noodles and peas.
More likely the cure for tenants and maintenance guys. The most culpable landlords are all outside the UK or on their estates. 'Mild discomfort to the rich via waves of the infected blood of the poor' isn't the best revolutionary slogan.

Although decimating the world's population through pestilence would help out with housing, wages, and unemployment in the same way that the Great Plagues helped with worker's rights. There are better ways though.

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Personal Anecdote Warning: I know people who work directly for the DWP in a civil service capacity who have confirmed that quotas and targets have been 'strongly hinted at' by higher ups, in terms of "getting [percent] of claimants off of [benefit] by whatever means", so the calls are definitely coming from inside the house. The private contractors for DWP work are often a corrupt bunch of fucks too.

FWIW a lot of the people at the bottom sound like they really hate this, but don't feel in a position to change it.

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We're already over halfway there with the technological developments anyway, it's the sociological developments that are sorely lacking. (And some of those were there in the past)

e: But an immigrant might get them too :bahgawd: so let's burn everything!

Guavanaut
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Phoon posted:

"Scottish Sun Classical Music Special"
Be fair, that toss was on every edition of the Sun.

Guavanaut
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I think this is all missing the real divisive issue; that 'posh' is just as classist as 'chav' and why can't people accept that going to a public school is just the result of one's parents' hard work and effort.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/nathalie-gordon/sticks-and-stones-may-bre_2_b_5983634.html

Seriously.

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Guavanaut
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I don't think anybody is saying that a public/private school person can't grow up to be a socialist, and support improvement for all in place of buying their own children a better station in life that most are not able to access (I haven't seen General China in the thread for a while though).

The idea that the rich and titled are somehow persecuted more than the poor and downtrodden is ridiculous though, especially in the current round of austerity. It's the class equivalent of a suburban white person getting upset that a black rapper said 'cracka' in a song.

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