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fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
That tootblan was my fault. Billy caught a whiff of my bbq and lost his train of thought.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i just assume every time they show brett he is just making GBS threads or pissing into his pants

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night

Abel Wingnut posted:

i would rather have the kc bullpen in anyway

Not before the 6 th you don't.

Paper With Lines
Aug 21, 2013

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

R.D. Mangles posted:

i just assume every time they show brett he is just making GBS threads or pissing into his pants

hahaha, what?

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

rrrrrrrrrrrt posted:

Yeah his split this season was ridiculous. .320 vs. lefties and .213 against righties.

Now think about how many times he was sat against lefties.

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

R.D. Mangles posted:

i just assume every time they show brett he is just making GBS threads or pissing into his pants

and grinning

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
james shields is not finding the strike zone

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


alpha_destroy posted:

Not before the 6 th you don't.

the yostess with the mostess

will_colorado
Jun 30, 2007

"We're here with Hall Of Famer George Brett. George, would you care to share with a national audience, your pants making GBS threads story?"

"Which time?"

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Abel Wingnut posted:

i would rather have the kc bullpen in anyway

There's only 3 of them that are any good. Those three guys are really damned good, but the rest of them look like any other bullpen and Yost won't use any of them more than one inning.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
No one wants to throw a strike.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
there's your shameless plug for tonight

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


making GBS threads your pants is literally less embarrassing than that, george

The Born Approx.
Oct 30, 2011
Network plugs during interviews with HOF players? loving kill me

Monicro
Oct 21, 2010

And you could feel his features in the air
A wide smile and perfect hair
He had complete control of the rising tides
And a medicine bag hanging at his side

In the flowing blue world of the death-dealing physician

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU9xz2FpQc0

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
What idiot exec thought that promo was a good idea?

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)

That video and the Dock Ellis LSD videos are my go-tos when I'm trying to show people how amazing baseball is.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



just started watching

shields is getting a pretty generous strike zone

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


soto woke up in 2010 and realized he was a cub

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



what the gently caress

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
Who's the ump? He's terrible!

I mean, that was strike three yessir. Nothing to see.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Looooooooow.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



the fix

is in

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

VJeff posted:

Looooooooow.

And outside.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



zakharov posted:

What idiot exec thought that promo was a good idea?

the kind who can only get a job on tbs

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

Shear Modulus posted:

the fix

is in

it'll be cancelled out by the royals tootblans. a precarious and disgusting balance.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



just started watching this half inning

is lester getting a strike zone this huge or?

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Poonerman posted:

there's your shameless plug for tonight


zakharov posted:

What idiot exec thought that promo was a good idea?


The Born Approx. posted:

Network plugs during interviews with HOF players? loving kill me

I had to answer the door, what happened?

The Born Approx.
Oct 30, 2011
Ban fixing hairdos during at bats

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

I had to answer the door, what happened?

sideline reporter guy was in the royals exec box and made this royals guy say his favorite network was tbs. very funny.

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night

Shear Modulus posted:

just started watching this half inning

is lester getting a strike zone this huge or?

There was a pretty bad one to Butler, but at least it wasn't strike 3. So yea, I think strikes will be everywhere tonight.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

I had to answer the door, what happened?

tried to get brett to talk about how much he loves tbs and say "very funny" and george brett flubbed it robbing the proceedings of the slightest shred of dignity they could have possibly possessed

at least franktv is dead

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Pretty sure that dog pissed on the carpet while his owner was hung over at Daves.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Shear Modulus posted:

just started watching this half inning

is lester getting a strike zone this huge or?

I don't think it's been consistent at all, I actually thought Shields might be getting squeezed a little in the first on a pitch or two and then whatever that was happened.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



R.D. Mangles posted:

tried to get brett to talk about how much he loves tbs and say "very funny" and george brett flubbed it robbing the proceedings of the slightest shred of dignity they could have possibly possessed

at least franktv is dead

this is for all the tostitos

Walked
Apr 14, 2003

TBS kinda blows. Ugh.

stump collector
May 28, 2007
got up the next morning. took the most perfect poo poo of my life. true story. who's the pitchers in this game?

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Why are the A's so popular in Delaware?

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Walked posted:

TBS kinda blows. Ugh.

comedy reruns

lovely original programming

and also postseason baseball for some reason

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
you missed rhode island rear end in a top hat

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