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So I recall reading a while ago that since women are XX and men are XY it's theoretically possible that one X chromosome has all the information you need for reproduction. So what if like, an egg got some kind of mutation, multiplied and emerged in it self to make two sets of chromosomes and pop out a baby with out sex?
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Volume posted:So I recall reading a while ago that since women are XX and men are XY it's theoretically possible that one X chromosome has all the information you need for reproduction. So what if like, an egg got some kind of mutation, multiplied and emerged in it self to make two sets of chromosomes and pop out a baby with out sex? that's not what the immaculate conception is
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 02:24 |
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Mary was dressed like a slut and got knocked up by some Arab and tried to claim rape but Joseph saw through that poo poo and beat the crap out of her so they decided to just say she magically got pregnant and lo and behold Jesus the arab was born.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 02:25 |
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gently caress the Steelers, gently caress Terry Bradshaw, gently caress Franco Harris, gently caress you IM OUT
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 02:26 |
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brave nazi aviator posted:that's not what the immaculate conception is 9 out of 10 people think it is
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 02:28 |
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Troon Flesh Mask posted:Mary was dressed like a slut and got knocked up by some Arab and tried to claim rape but Joseph saw through that poo poo and beat the crap out of her the miracle is she wasn't stoned to death
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 02:30 |
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what happens when a hymen gets ripped out from behind?
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 02:31 |
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LifeSizePotato posted:9 out of 10 people think it is 9 out of 10 goons think the protestant churches are controlled by the Pope whenever it comes up. "Pope Benedict said something half positive about gays I'm excited about how this is going to change America's conservative Christians."
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 02:33 |
Marry had sexytime with her not husband. That is how it happened.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 02:33 |
Plus Mary and Joseph those names make sense for the time period.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 02:34 |
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Mary hosed a dude, had a baby, and lied about the filthy slut she was. That's science.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 02:35 |
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jesus never existed and mary if she ever had sex had sex with a person like joseph but joseph never existed either or mary, the whole gospel is a tone poem and we all take it so seriously.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 02:36 |
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So jesus aside, could two eggs like merge into each other and make a baby?
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 02:39 |
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i kind of like the angle that jesus is some sort of grotesque amphibio-human/reptoid and a product of asexual parthenogenetic reproduction
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 02:40 |
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This is one of those things that always got to me, even as a very young Catholic. "Wow these two teenagers who were promised to each other in marriage and were hanging out all the time somehow got pregnant before the marriage? Wow! I'm shocked! Definitely the work of the almighty here that she got turkey basted by something that wasn't JoJo over there. No. Totally the Lord, and in order to keep UP the ruse, the baby would be magical, because it's the lords. No really grandma I didn't beg for Joey's seed in my farm chute, it was..uh.. god."
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 02:42 |
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Volume posted:So jesus aside, could two eggs like merge into each other and make a baby? OP, no.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 02:42 |
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Well you see, the Immaculate Conception is very scientific in that
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 02:53 |
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Troon Flesh Mask posted:Mary was dressed like a slut and got knocked up by some Arab and tried to claim rape but Joseph saw through that poo poo and beat the crap out of her gently caress yourself and die in agony
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:01 |
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ghost cum stay safe holy ghost cum
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:03 |
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Mary stood on the moon and God took away her original sin because of the future merits of her son
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:04 |
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Izumi Konata posted:gently caress yourself and die in agony Why are you so mad though?
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:05 |
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if Mary died a virgin does that mean Joseph never got any pussy or did he have a thing for hookers or what p.s. immaculate conception applies to Mary, not Jesus. She was born free of the Original Sin,so she could birth Jesus.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:08 |
Excelzior posted:if Mary died a virgin does that mean Joseph never got any pussy or did he have a thing for hookers or what He got off being cucked.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:09 |
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It was a miracle, OP. Miracles aren't subject to any scientific constraints. If you don't believe in miracles, the obviously explanation is that she had sex. It's win-win.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:10 |
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the immaculate conception was Mary by papal decree, not her adultery-child idiot its big so you can see it better Xachariah fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Oct 1, 2014 |
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Troon Flesh Mask posted:Why are you so mad though? u kick my dog.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:19 |
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Xachariah posted:the immaculate conception was Mary by papal decree, not her adultery-child Actually in Japan it's called "Doki Doki Panic."
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:20 |
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So far no one has answered OP's question: What is the science behind Mary being born without original sin?
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:22 |
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Orange Sunshine posted:So far no one has answered OP's question: This was answered. Papal decree. Pope is infallible in matters of doctrine. The papal infallibility was affirmed by the First Vatican Council. Checkmate, scienticians
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:25 |
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Orange Sunshine posted:So far no one has answered OP's question: some guy said so, that's the science, thats all of the science
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:29 |
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god no scoped mary's cooter OP this poo poo ain't difficult
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:31 |
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Volume posted:So I recall reading a while ago that since women are XX and men are XY it's theoretically possible that one X chromosome has all the information you need for reproduction. So what if like, an egg got some kind of mutation, multiplied and emerged in it self to make two sets of chromosomes and pop out a baby with out sex? There is a legitimate medical paper about a woman with no vaginal opening who got pregnant from swallowing cum and then getting stabbed, apparently the jizz leaked into her reproductive organs through a hole in the stomach. poo poo is hosed http://img2.timg.co.il/CommunaFiles/21227065.pdf
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:32 |
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Orange Sunshine posted:So far no one has answered OP's question: she was chaste and faithful, duh/
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:33 |
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n e way, the blood of christ absolves all sin.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:34 |
Steampunk iPhone posted:There is a legitimate medical paper about a woman with no vaginal opening who got pregnant from swallowing cum and then getting stabbed, apparently the jizz leaked into her reproductive organs through a hole in the stomach. poo poo is hosed http://img2.timg.co.il/CommunaFiles/21227065.pdf also it'd be trivial to get a girl pregnant without breaking her hymen or having sex with her by just holding her pussy open and jerking off into it
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:59 |
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a turkey baster filled with baby batter and a dream
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 04:27 |
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Excelzior posted:if Mary died a virgin does that mean Joseph never got any pussy or did he have a thing for hookers or what? Mary was Joeseph's beard.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 04:33 |
jesus had siblings so mary obviously didn't die a virgin
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 04:33 |
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Effectronica posted:jesus had siblings so mary obviously didn't die a virgin Siblings from the previous marriage of Joesph who was a widower.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 04:35 |
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SirDan3k posted:Siblings from the previous marriage of Joesph who was a widower. lol matthew 1:25 outright says they hosed
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