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Quest For Glory II posted:Lieutenant Dangle?
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 22:33 |
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Holy poo poo. I never realized how much he looks like Bill Hicks. That rules.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 22:34 |
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"There ain't no future in money or gold. When the world goes tits up the only thing people will respect is Whiskey."
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 22:51 |
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Chichevache posted:Holy poo poo. I never realized how much he looks like Bill Hicks. I always got a Dave Grohl vibe from him when he has the neckbeard
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 23:01 |
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Grohl is officially his doppleganger since at least 2008.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 23:08 |
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“Early drinkin’ means quick drunken.”
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 23:13 |
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Burger Trench posted:Veteran savvy We can claim Jay Cutler doesn't give a poo poo all you want but he never looked like that
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 23:46 |
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R.D. Mangles posted:Orton is waived in 2011. He travels to Kansas City, who vultures him up to prevent him from returning to Chicago to become the True Backup because the Kansas City Chiefs are agents of evil. Orton instead plays against the Bears because he had to be less lovely than Tyler Palko, but then gets hurt. Tyler Palko plays against Caleb Hanie in an unwatchable shitstorm, denying Orton his revenge against the team that had traded him. I was so pissed when KC sniped him off waivers. Also that KC game was bar none the worst football game I've ever seen.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 23:53 |
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Burger Trench posted:Veteran savvy Best Bills QB since Flutie calling it right now. Edit: Just watched the presser. Orton totally just called out the media on their bullshit practically as soon as it was out of their mouth. Whether it was getting the name of the offensive coordinator wrong, or asking loaded questions. At one point he basically was like "why don't you ask everyone else on the team that I'm worried about myself." pasaluki fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Oct 2, 2014 |
# ? Oct 2, 2014 00:28 |
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Stupid NFL rules not letting Orton wear short shorts. It would increase his agility, like a cheetah.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 00:30 |
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pasaluki posted:Best Bills QB since Flutie calling it right now. First flutie flakes, now Orton-Os
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 00:30 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:First flutie flakes, now Orton-Os As if Orton eats his breakfast
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 00:45 |
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swickles posted:Stupid NFL rules not letting Orton wear short shorts. It would increase his agility, like a cheetah. Like a touchdown throwing cheetah
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 00:47 |
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ESPN posted:We're just one practice into the Kyle Orton era, but the Buffalo Bills' top receivers have already noticed a difference in Orton from former starter EJ Manuel. EJ is so hosed right now.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 00:56 |
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pasaluki posted:EJ is so hosed right now. I wouldn't necessarily say that; it just means that the team is rallying around Orton, and why shouldn't they
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 00:58 |
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pasaluki posted:Orton] demands what he wants out of us," rookie Sammy Watkins said. "Jesus Christ keep it down" "Turn down those stadium lights for fucks sake" "Someone get me some goddamn pretzels"
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 00:58 |
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Declan MacManus posted:I wouldn't necessarily say that; it just means that the team is rallying around Orton, and why shouldn't they god knows im rallying around him
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 00:58 |
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It almost read like Orton just comes home like an alcoholic dad and all of a sudden playtime is over and the WRs are scurrying around trying to put away toys.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 01:08 |
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bakka bakka posted:This thread is missing Orton's greatest accomplishment, defeating the 13-0 Packers by himself. To be fair, most of that was KC's defense.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 01:30 |
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pasaluki posted:EJ is so hosed right now. There's no shame in being Ortoned out of a starting job.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 01:36 |
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I distinctly remember saying "Orton has a high ankle sprain, the Bears season is over" once. I wasn't wrong.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 02:21 |
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JGdmn posted:I distinctly remember saying "Orton has a high ankle sprain, the Bears season is over" once. He was really cool in 2008. Never forget the Minneosta shootout, where Orton was just dropping bombs on Booker and G Reg all day. R.D. Mangles fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Oct 2, 2014 |
# ? Oct 2, 2014 02:24 |
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pasaluki posted:EJ is so hosed right now. Bills only lose 24-7 on Sunday!
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 02:30 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:First flutie flakes, now Orton-Os Orton-Os can't be purchased in stores, but he'll give them to your mom for free.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 02:45 |
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pasaluki posted:It almost read like Orton just comes home like an alcoholic dad and all of a sudden playtime is over and the WRs are scurrying around trying to put away toys.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 02:48 |
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Chichevache posted:Orton-Os can't be purchased in stores, but he'll give them to your mom for free. Orton eats an O.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 03:15 |
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Request to change thread title to "Kyle Orton Manlove Locker Room"
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 03:23 |
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Man, you should spoiler that. I was hoping Sam Tarly would stay with Gilly and not leave her for some Lannister tramp The Little Kielbasa fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Oct 2, 2014 |
# ? Oct 2, 2014 03:26 |
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football fuckerman posted:As if Orton eats his breakfast
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 05:48 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:We can claim Jay Cutler doesn't give a poo poo all you want but he never looked like that Put him in Buffalo and see where he goes with it.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 06:09 |
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God I am just so psyched to root for a non-Cowboy Kyle Orton He just rules so much.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 09:40 |
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Does anyone remember that weird Denver sports blogger that would constantly refer to him as "Kyle Horton"?
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 12:57 |
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C-Euro posted:Does anyone remember that weird Denver sports blogger that would constantly refer to him as "Kyle Horton"? Horvil tiki I think
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 14:18 |
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This thread just reminded me: 1. There was a period in my formative years where I thought it was ok to root for Florida 2. I thought Grossman might be a good NFL QB 3. What the gently caress happened to Brock Berlin?
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 16:31 |
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tadashi posted:3. What the gently caress happened to Brock Berlin? I swear I saw him doing color or sideline commentary for ESPN last season once or twice.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 16:34 |
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-snip, wrong thread-
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 17:10 |
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I think Keanu Reeves would make a fabulous Kyle Orton in the inevitable Kyle Orton biopic.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 18:07 |
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Kyle Orton owns, Jim McMahon owns, haters vacate.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 18:35 |
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Yeah, even when he was dominating with the Broncos, couldn't not love Orton and getting poo poo done. This bills-era visor-wearing, moustache-sporting version is a nice change.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 21:11 |
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He will get injured in the game against the Lions.
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# ? Oct 2, 2014 21:30 |