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You have ordered your food. You are sitting around waiting for your order when you realize that every single person around you, every last one, all of the customers, all of the staff, are morbidly obese. Some of them are grotesquely obese. You see the quarter-ton customers sitting there, each taking up a whole side of a booth, eating the exact same food you just ordered. What do you do?
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:02 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 14:31 |
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Masturbate with the ketchup
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:03 |
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eat my drat food? poo poo's getting cold
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:03 |
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Well it's funny you should ask, because I have already thought about this, and I would definitely gas thread ban op
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:05 |
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I guess just eat my food
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:05 |
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one double bacon cheeseburger won't make you fat, OP
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:06 |
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Eat my food and come back every day.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:07 |
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use my phone to post a thread on gbs about all the gross fatties, op
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:07 |
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go back and get another order of nuggets. fuckin peer pressure man just tryin to fit in
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:12 |
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turn to one side and hide behind a railing
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:13 |
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swab the door handle and cultivate a culture in a petri dish, feeding it a constant diet of sugar, antibiotics, love, and hope. unleash culture on a door handle.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:14 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8rKsWVeSvg
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:14 |
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Implying this doesn't already happen every time I'm in a fast food restaurant.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:23 |
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wake up because i know I'm dreaming
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:26 |
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Lansoc posted:wake up because i know I'm dreaming thanks for the reminder
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:27 |
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:28 |
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Tell them my order is now to go.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:29 |
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Demand to see the mascot. Demand to see the mascot immediately!
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:31 |
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Izumi Konata posted:thanks for the reminder cheers.. don't become a stereotypical american.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:31 |
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hit on all of the fat chicks
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:33 |
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sever
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:37 |
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Jog in place while I eat my mcnuggets.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:40 |
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Is this that guy who took all the buttcrack pictures at the LAN party or whatever?
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:43 |
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Bold Robot posted:Is this that guy who took all the buttcrack pictures at the LAN party or whatever? no that is not chris
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:44 |
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No I am at home
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:45 |
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argondamn posted:No I am at home Why'd you get the half order?
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 03:56 |
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Quickscope420dad posted:Well it's funny you should ask, because I have already thought about this, and I would definitely gas thread ban op
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 04:04 |
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The Hissing Butt posted:sever Sever what?
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 04:11 |
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Freak out, panic, and start purging. Once I am reasonably certain there is nothing left in my digestive system, start running! Don't stop until I pass out, dead.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 04:18 |
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legs.jpg
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 04:26 |
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I get my food to-go and eat in quiet shame alone in my room.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 04:31 |
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VideoTapir posted:You have ordered your food. You are sitting around waiting for your order when you realize that every single person around you, every last one, all of the customers, all of the staff, are morbidly obese. Some of them are grotesquely obese. You see the quarter-ton customers sitting there, each taking up a whole side of a booth, eating the exact same food you just ordered. I'm eating what the pros eat must be good
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 04:38 |
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I feel inspired that one day I can get my weight down to a quarter ton like the other customers.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 04:41 |
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Did we use a coupon?
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 04:45 |
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I go into the restroom and shoot heroin.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 05:04 |
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Hope that none of them have already chugged out of the grease trap yet.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 05:07 |
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VideoTapir posted:You have ordered your food. You are sitting around waiting for your order when you realize that every single person around you, every last one, all of the customers, all of the staff, are morbidly obese. Some of them are grotesquely obese. You see the quarter-ton customers sitting there, each taking up a whole side of a booth, eating the exact same food you just ordered. this literally happened to me when i went to the new dunkin donuts nearby everyone was fuckin' huge. man, woman, child. obese. i got two boxes of donuts. gently caress health.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 05:14 |
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Put on my Slim Goodbody outfit and sing a song about eating right. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvP1E2WJ48o
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 08:02 |
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realize i fit in obviously
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 08:03 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 14:31 |
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I work at a fast food restaurant and the Fatman of Youtube fame lives in my city and comes in pretty regularly. I've shown most of my coworkers his videos.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 08:29 |