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garlich bread
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 08:13 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 01:29 |
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roll save vs. heartburn
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 08:16 |
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Free Cheese posted:Vampires don't like garlic Copley Depot posted:put omse garlics on your butthole to ward off vampires butthole vampire a v good forums name
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 08:19 |
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demi-glace garlich
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 08:27 |
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paranoid randroid posted:a garlich numberoneposter posted:garlich bread Even worse / better, they're the unbreaded
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 08:58 |
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Just eat all the garlic you need for a month and you'll be spiffy: Warning, might get a little... sloppy at parts: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mQifo469g8
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 09:07 |
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My hand seriously smells like garlic, and I'm really not sure why. That's my garlic tip for the night!
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 09:09 |
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BLARGHLE posted:My hand seriously smells like garlic, and I'm really not sure why. lick it.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 09:10 |
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Garlic and onions, man. Garlic and onions. Put them in everything, love them.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 09:14 |
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Cardiovorax posted:Garlic and onions, man. Garlic and onions. Put them in everything, love them. you have just put garlic and onions in a cake, and officially hosed Up. would you like your possessions identified
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 09:19 |
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paranoid randroid posted:you have just put garlic and onions in a cake, and officially hosed Up. would you like your possessions identified Check and mate, bitch.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 09:20 |
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thats not a cake, thats basically french pizza.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 09:21 |
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You can use a truffle shaver to quickly slice your garlic into the thinnest possible slices. (Even thinner than Pauly did in Goodfellas.) Just watch your fingers.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 09:24 |
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Yivgev posted:put an entire clove of garlic up against your butthole. use a ram rod (or functional equivalent) to push the clove of garlic deep inside your butt. this will make you very powerful. Do I leave the ram rod in?
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 09:24 |
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paranoid randroid posted:thats not a cake, thats basically french pizza.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 09:24 |
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urinal cakes also have "cake" in their name, that doesnt mean im gonna take one to a birthday party
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 09:27 |
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If you have a yeast infection, you can insert a few peeled cloves of garlic into your vagina to cure it.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 09:39 |
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Make sure your significant other eats some garlic too and you will not be able to smell each other's nasty breathAlas Boobylon posted:This is a really dumb idea but I will do it if I ever get cancer cause gentle caress chemo. Yeah man gently caress chemo loving chemo gently caress it
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 09:41 |
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Guy Fleegman posted:Do I leave the ram rod in? DO NOT leave the ram rod in your butt hole. DO leave the garlic in your butt hole.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 09:47 |
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paranoid randroid posted:urinal cakes also have "cake" in their name, that doesnt mean im gonna take one to a birthday party
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 09:55 |
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i tried this at last thanksgiving and my family hasnt really spoken to me since then
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 10:39 |
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Here's my garlic protip: after you dice your garlic smash it, it gets garlic juice out of the garlic chunks themselves so your only garlic taste isn't just the chunks of garlic themselves the garlic taste is in the whole meal.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 11:38 |
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eating garlic wards off animal disease. planting garlic wards off plant disease. garlic and raw allium is good for you in general. garlic spray wards pests away. this works on plants and on mosquitoes.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 11:39 |
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When roasted, garlic develops an almost sweet taste, and is loving incredible.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 12:25 |
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The best garlic is pickled garlic. It's sweet and sour and pleasantly garlicky without being overpowering, it isn't spicy at all anymore. You can eat a whole jar of it if you want. Afterwards, farting in someone's general direction will make them unconscious within seven seconds, that's a bonus.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 12:29 |
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Slice the top (stem end) off a whole head of garlic just low down enough to slice the very tops off each clove inside. Then roast this head in an oven for maybe 45 minutes, or while you are cooking other things, at maybe 375F/190C ish. It can tolerate some margin either way on temperature and time. When you take it out, either let it cool a bit or put on an oven mitt with fingers. Squeeze the other end and roasted garlic paste will ooze out the cut end. Use for anything you want to taste good.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 12:33 |
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Garilic fuckin owns and I love cookign with it It smells absolutely delicious when you cook it too
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 12:44 |
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I read the thread title as "garlic pop tart" and was overcome with a variety of conflicting emotions
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 13:17 |
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smh if you can't finely mince 20 cloves of garlic in <30 seconds.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 13:35 |
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good garlic tips hustle here voted 5 (he said unironically)
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 13:47 |
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The garlich king works for papa johns
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 13:57 |
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Toast + Butter + italian seasonings + chopped up garlic. You're Welcome.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 14:28 |
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BLARGHLE posted:My hand seriously smells like garlic, and I'm really not sure why. Rinse your hands while rubbing them on some stainless steel. Forget about the dumb "stainless steel soaps" they sell, just use a spatula or a pan or the back of your knife or something. The science behind this is actually kind of dubious and not proven, but it seems to work for me.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 14:31 |
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I know a goon is probably going to tell me to kill myself, then impatiently wait for me to do so, for asking this, but why is using a garlic press bad? I usually cut the ends of the garlic clove off to remove the skin more easily, then remove the core if its too big. Then I put it in a garlic press and crush it over what ever meat I am using. It makes ground hamburger taste much better, and great on top of any roast. Is the press bad because its lazy, or does crushing the whole peeled clove suck if you aren't squeezing out the juice before using it?
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 14:35 |
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Shnag posted:I know a goon is probably going to tell me to kill myself, then impatiently wait for me to do so, for asking this, but why is using a garlic press bad? I usually cut the ends of the garlic clove off to remove the skin more easily, then remove the core if its too big. Then I put it in a garlic press and crush it over what ever meat I am using. It makes ground hamburger taste much better, and great on top of any roast. Because kill yourself. Nah, poo poo just aint manly. Only one tool in the kitchen, and that took is a sharp knife.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 14:37 |
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Another good thing about garlic is garlic scapes. Stir fry them or make a pesto.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 14:45 |
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Shnag posted:Is the press bad because its lazy, or does crushing the whole peeled clove suck if you aren't squeezing out the juice before using it? It's more that it's wasteful. Using the press pulverizes the meat of the bulb, exposing far more of the volatile compounds to air, at which point they quickly leech off into the atmosphere instead of staying behind to be released into your food via cooking or into your mouth via biting. If you have to use a press, try to cover the clove in oil first - the oil should catch most of the volatiles. Then cook that poo poo - don't leave it around unless you like botulism.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 14:46 |
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Shnag posted:I know a goon is probably going to tell me to kill myself, then impatiently wait for me to do so, for asking this, but why is using a garlic press bad? I usually cut the ends of the garlic clove off to remove the skin more easily, then remove the core if its too big. Then I put it in a garlic press and crush it over what ever meat I am using. It makes ground hamburger taste much better, and great on top of any roast. Short answer: they destroy the flavor, they're a pain in the rear end to clean and you lose about half of the garlic volume. If you like garlic you want to treat it right. Read this : http://www.examiner.com/article/a-garlic-press-is-it-a-good-idea then go kill yourself
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 14:49 |
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Tip your server in cloves of garlic to look like a classy gentleman
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 14:49 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 01:29 |
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I was once with a girl who went on a diet that involved eating foods that had a gently caress ton of garlic in them. Within a couple days she smelled so bad I couldn't go near her. Eventually I told her that it would be impossible to have sex with her until she quit the diet and she chose my dick over garlic. And I like garlic.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 14:50 |