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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > garlic pro tip
 
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Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
Garlic and onions, man. Garlic and onions. Put them in everything, love them.

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Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

paranoid randroid posted:

you have just put garlic and onions in a cake, and officially hosed Up. would you like your possessions identified
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarte_flamb%C3%A9e

:smuggo: Check and mate, bitch.

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Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

paranoid randroid posted:

thats not a cake, thats basically french pizza.
It's Flammkuchen. It says cake right in the name. It's not my fault if you're too provincial for that sort of thing. :colbert:

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Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.

paranoid randroid posted:

urinal cakes also have "cake" in their name, that doesnt mean im gonna take one to a birthday party
Alright, that argument goes to you. Still a loving tasty cake, though. If meat pies can be pies, then onions can be cake. I stand to that.

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Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
The best garlic is pickled garlic. It's sweet and sour and pleasantly garlicky without being overpowering, it isn't spicy at all anymore. You can eat a whole jar of it if you want. Afterwards, farting in someone's general direction will make them unconscious within seven seconds, that's a bonus.

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