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It's always weird seeing someone wearing a CMB and a CAB at the same time. I like my chest like I like a woman's chest, flat and smooth so I can pretend it's a man
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Cole posted:if someone enlisted and got a CIB and then went to ocs or w/e and commissioned as logistics or something would they be eligible for a CAB? I was told I actually rated a CAB (after hitting a delayed det IED that tore the top of my helmet) even though I was Infantry, because I was slotted as an MP. I have no clue how true it is- I dont really care about a CAB, even if I do think it is pretty cool looking.
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Spicy Guacamole posted:How much does your LT love the cock? Would you say that your LT loves an enormous amount of cock or a tremendous amount of cock? Zeris posted:"So....do you have stairs in your house?" Its 6am and I am dying imagining this poo poo right here.
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bulletsponge13 posted:I was told I actually rated a CAB (after hitting a delayed det IED that tore the top of my helmet) even though I was Infantry, because I was slotted as an MP. I have no clue how true it is- I dont really care about a CAB, even if I do think it is pretty cool looking. I played prison guard some up in Kurdistan in 2006 as an 11B. The Bn XO had an ND, shots fired. Where's my CAB. Just kidding nobody cares about the CAB. God that deployment was loving awful.
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McSpatula posted:gently caress. Lost a brother three years ago, on this day; not a day goes by where this feels any easier. Sorry bro, drinking a Dogfishhead now in honor. 14 deployments, that's gangster.
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internet jerk posted:I played prison guard some up in Kurdistan in 2006 as an 11B. The Bn XO had an ND, shots fired. Where's my CAB. Just kidding nobody cares about the CAB. God that deployment was loving awful. I don't even know if it is true, but my BN CMDR and CO said I did. But gently caress those two chodes.
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Final out complete, 214 in hand. cheers, muffukkas
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Oct 24, 2014 21:35
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GreenMeat is now king of GiP.
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GreenMeat posted:Final out complete, 214 in hand. cheers, muffukkas
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GreenMeat posted:Final out complete, 214 in hand. cheers, muffukkas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBXyB7niEc0
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GreenMeat posted:Final out complete, 214 in hand. cheers, muffukkas 
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Goddammit, fuckers need to cut my orders. This talk of 214s makes me hunger for freedom. Oh another note, wife was laughing because I managed to only wear my ASUs twice. Once for graduation in basic, once for some stupid traffic school on the weekend because I got a ticket on post. It's still got PFC rank on it, heh.
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not caring here posted:Goddammit, fuckers need to cut my orders. This talk of 214s makes me hunger for freedom. Did not have to wear it in AIT, even once?
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White Chocolate posted:Did not have to wear it in AIT, even once? Or get voluntold into some honors detachment? Or a ball, or an ASU inspection? Anything?
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HelpImARock3 posted:Or get voluntold into some honors detachment? Or a ball, or an ASU inspection? Anything? it's not that unbelievable. i wore my class A's maybe four times in five years. once in basic, once for the board, and once for funeral detail, and once for a ball after deployment. other than that i managed to get out of all class A inspections and got away with hanger inspections.
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White Chocolate posted:Did not have to wear it in AIT, even once? Well, we went through OSUT, but I call that basic graduation. HelpImARock3 posted:Or get voluntold into some honors detachment? Or a ball, or an ASU inspection? Anything? Only had one mandatory dining out bullshit thing but I broke my arm and had a cast on it. Couldn't wear the long sleeve shirt or the jacket, got told I couldn't go. Big loving loss. I was, however, current on my combat life saver, licensed on the blue bird buses, tanks, bradley's and strykers, so was always kept around for those last minute taskings of crap. Field is always better than anything involving ASUs
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Hit me two year mark at Fort Hood the other day. Only taken two PT test since being here. One for inprocessing, and the other for EIB. 14 months to go.
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not caring here posted:Goddammit, fuckers need to cut my orders. This talk of 214s makes me hunger for freedom. Thread confusion is noble divide. I wore my ASUs once every three months without fail for some stupid reason or another, but I had E-5s that hadn't updated their poo poo since OSUT, even after deployments.
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Figures that the first snowfall of the season is scheduled to hit halfway through our field exercise. Hooray!
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Aranan posted:Figures that the first snowfall of the season is scheduled to hit halfway through our field exercise. Hooray! 
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What's that, Lassie? 3 day weekend and 2 1/2 day work week? Sucks to be 2BDE.
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Pfft, better than 1BDE and then doing it last month. What's the point of doing mountain peak training at fort drum if you aren't going to do it in the snow?!FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:Sucks to be
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Aranan posted:Pfft, better than 1BDE Congratulations my friend. You just hosed your entire brigade.
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Oct 28, 2014 16:34
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Got my orders Suck my diiiiiiiick Gonna be on terminal the day before thanksgiving. Suck my diiiiiiiick army, you earned it.
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I'm asking here, because it is kind of Army specific, but let me know if I should cross post into the questions thread- Is there anyway to get copies of, or otherwise read witness statements that lead to awards for valor? I mean the award orders say a bit, but I was hoping to see the actual witness sworn statements.
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Oct 29, 2014 05:03
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You could probably submit an open records request.
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Cole posted:Congratulations my friend. You just hosed your entire brigade. Phenomenal cosmic powers... Itty bitty sleeping space. I'm just jealous they didn't have to deal with (potential) snow. My southern self hasn't really seen much yet so it kind of scares me.
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Sneaky HHC commander tried to lure me to drill next weekend before my 90 day drill-free period is up. Screw that. Also, I don't even know where my uniforms are.
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psydude posted:Sneaky HHC commander tried to lure me to drill next weekend before my 90 day drill-free period is up. Screw that. Did you CONEX get shipped back yet?
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psydude posted:Sneaky HHC commander tried to lure me to drill next weekend before my 90 day drill-free period is up. Screw that. Welcome back to freedom, we canceled honey boo boo in your honor.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Did you CONEX get shipped back yet? We never had one, nor did we have STRATAIR, so we had to mail everything back and claim it on our voucher. But all of my uniforms from Afghanistan are MULTICAM, so I can't wear those anyway. I have no idea where my ACUs are. Oh well.
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Oct 29, 2014 15:57
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Show up in DCUs, the most comfortable and operationally sound uniform the army ever developed.
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Vasudus posted:Show up in a vehicle crewman jumpsuit, the most comfortable and operationally sound uniform the army ever developed. Flame retardant AND it has a butt flap for pooping.
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FRACUs are pretty comfortable. DCUs have been gone for nearly 10 years, unless you're a deployed DA/DOD Civilian.
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The combat shirts are great, but they fall apart after like 4 or 5 times in the washer.
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Vasudus posted:Show up in DCUs, the most comfortable and operationally sound uniform the army ever developed. If you didnt wear DCUs in Iraq then i'm sorry for how bad you had it there
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White Chocolate posted:Fixed that for you. Did you mention something about my clearance to our CoC? I doubt they will finish redoing my clearance in the 242 days before I ETS. Since the unit will not let me transfer I am going to ask to go into IRR after ETS so I can hopefully get a call from a unit closer to home.
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