I haven't really bought new shirts since before college, and I graduated almost two years ago. All the shirts I have are too small for me now, both in their length(if I raise my arms my tummy pops out) and their tightness. So I decided to stretch them. I grabbed the parts of the shirts that were too tight and pulled really really hard. I then did the same thing to the bottom of the shirts. Now my shirts fit perfectly. They dont even look stretched, now they just fit. hope this helps
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 16:43 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 13:22 |
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Thanks, Hitler
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 16:43 |
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I just exercise to keep thin, OP.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 16:45 |
Tipster posted:Thanks, Hitler np Applewhite posted:I just exercise to keep thin, OP. gently caress you too
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 16:48 |
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Gay Hitler posted:gently caress you too JK I am actually too fat to wear shirts.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 16:49 |
Applewhite posted:JK I am actually too fat to wear shirts. welcome friend
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 16:49 |
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i too am poor, thanks for the tip
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 16:49 |
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i wonder if this trick works when your moo-moo starts to get a little uncomfortably tight?
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 16:51 |
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shirts too small? go to the gym and eat less poo poo
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 16:53 |
LifeSizePotato posted:i wonder if this trick works when your moo-moo starts to get a little uncomfortably tight? probably. the shirts i did it with were cotton. I didnt expect it to work. I was just pissed that my shirt was tight under my armpit, so i grabbed and pulled really hard, then it wasnt tight anymore. i just did it all the way down so it was even and not lumpy. now my shirts are four inches longer and not tight
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 16:54 |
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Ill file this away for if I ever get really poor and really fat.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 16:54 |
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Gay Hitler posted:probably. the shirts i did it with were cotton. I didnt expect it to work. I was just pissed that my shirt was tight under my armpit, so i grabbed and pulled really hard, then it wasnt tight anymore. i just did it all the way down so it was even and not lumpy. now my shirts are four inches longer and not tight Do you think this stretching trick would work on... other things? Asking for a friend.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 16:55 |
Applewhite posted:Do you think this stretching trick would work on... other things? the amazing atheist is your friend? shameful..
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 16:56 |
Applewhite posted:Do you think this stretching trick would work on... other things? ive seen pictures of medieval devices that look like they are being used to make people longer so yeah
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 16:56 |
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So....are you like, the anti 3 olives? I can not wait for the thread about your instant coffee out of a paper cup.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 16:57 |
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Stop eating so much terrible poo poo, you will save money and your clothes will fit.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 16:58 |
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Wow...speak of the devil.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 16:59 |
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Just contract cancer and after a few months of treatment your ironic tshirts will fit better than ever! It really works!
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 16:59 |
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Gay Hitler posted:ive seen pictures of medieval devices that look like they are being used to make people longer so yeah Follow up, is there a trick for making shirts girthier? My friend has very narrow shirts.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 17:12 |
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But clothing companies love it when you rip your shirt and have to buy a new one.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 17:25 |
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i got this feeling hte OP actually did this
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 17:28 |
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lol if you are over 25 and still wear t-shirts.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 17:28 |
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I admire your stretch goals, OP. Really motivating me to go outside.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 17:30 |
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girls love it when your shirt looks all hosed up and know you can't even tell because you are a goony gently caress
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 17:31 |
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:lol if you are over 25 and still wear t-shirts. What is wrong with t-shirts? The only people that shouldn't wear t-shirts are fat people and if the fat person tucks in the shirt they should just be murdered on the street. Three Olives fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Oct 1, 2014 |
# ? Oct 1, 2014 17:34 |
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Three Olives posted:What is wrong with t-shirts? The only people that shouldn't wear t-shirts are fat people and if the fat person tucks in the shirt they should just be murdred on the street. Cis serious-business-cubicle drones don't wear t-shirts.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 17:37 |
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:lol if you are over 25 and still wear t-shirts. u must be tryin way 2 hard man
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 17:38 |
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Hitler you saved me 5 dollars. Thank you!
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 17:40 |
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Seriously though if you are a fat person and tuck in your t-shirts you should be stabbed in the throat on the street. No, actually in the back alley so people don't have to look at your fat corpse.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 17:45 |
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I have so many muscles my shirts don't even fit anymore, thanks for the tip!
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 17:51 |
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I exclusively wear vests
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 17:52 |
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Chris Awful posted:Cis serious-business-cubicle drones don't wear t-shirts. yes i do
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 17:53 |
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Three Olives posted:What is wrong with t-shirts? The only people that shouldn't wear t-shirts are fat people and if the fat person tucks in the shirt they should just be murdered on the street. what are fat people supposed to wear? asking for a friend
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 17:57 |
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I really dont have tshirts anymore but i need some , whats a stylish t shirt to buy . ill be outdoors mostly so
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 17:59 |
Three Olives posted:Seriously though if you are a fat person and tuck in your t-shirts you should be stabbed in the throat on the street. No, actually in the back alley so people don't have to look at your fat corpse. i hate you and your hideous dallas apartment but you are 100% right on this
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 17:59 |
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1gnoirents posted:I really dont have tshirts anymore but i need some , whats a stylish t shirt to buy . ill be outdoors mostly so
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 18:00 |
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Tried this on my cute little dolphin shirt and it got me this
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 18:00 |
1gnoirents posted:i got this feeling hte OP actually did this yeah i did it works
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 18:27 |
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Actually what I did when I got really fat was cut all of my shirts in half lengthwise and sew two of them together to make one big shirt. Sure it looks funny, but they fit great! Edit--> And it didn't cost me a dime.
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# ? Oct 1, 2014 18:28 |
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i think its cool you found a practical and affordable to a problem
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