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The decision was made and I was finally going to be promoted. I just hope my new boss didn't mind my Cheeto covered palms. I clicked on youporn to get in a nice JO sesh. All I came across was error 404. My wife had called me at work asking me to come home early for some freaky sex. I didn't expect the black man to be balls deep in her as I walked in. There was a knock at the front door from a man who called himself Granos. My phone had just been disconnected.
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i had to poop before my shower and all was good. five minutes after my shower, i had to poop again
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Oct 1, 2014 18:47
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gas thread. ban op
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Oct 1, 2014 18:48
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"Is it possible to get a boner so engorged with blood that you die from it," said the man with the enormous boner. Then a ghost appeared and got really spooky in a very public manner.
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Oct 1, 2014 18:48
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I am currently at a Digital Detox camp. But then who's writing this post?
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Oct 1, 2014 18:49
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the last man alive sat alone in a room. there was a knock at the door.
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Oct 1, 2014 18:50
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stay safe. poverty ghost
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SaltLick posted:The decision was made and I was finally going to be promoted. I just hope my new boss didn't mind my Cheeto covered palms. The autism is strong with this one.
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Oct 1, 2014 18:51
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I'm pregnant dad. Its a demon baby
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Oct 1, 2014 18:52
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My wife looked stunning coming down the aisle that day. That is until she started to deflate.
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Oct 1, 2014 18:53
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dad gay. so what
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Oct 1, 2014 18:53
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Yaldabaoth posted:The autism is strong with this one. That is only one sentence
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Oct 1, 2014 18:53
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I farted. Not a fart.
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Oct 1, 2014 18:54
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“No! I must kill the demons” he shouted, the radio said “No, John. You are the demons” And then John was a zombie.
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Oct 1, 2014 18:55
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Went to pick up some supplies for my gaming sesh. They were out of Dew and Cheetos.
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Oct 1, 2014 18:55
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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"The mods", she coughed. "The mods, they, they knew!".
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Oct 1, 2014 18:55
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Someone crapped in my pants! It was a ghost that did it.
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Oct 1, 2014 18:56
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mookface posted:I'm pregnant dad. Its a demon baby I'm pregnant, dad. It's yours.
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Oct 1, 2014 18:56
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I'm on top of the world. I can't get down.
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Oct 1, 2014 18:56
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Clicked on a random link in haste and was shocked at the movement in my pants. Goatse strikes again
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Oct 1, 2014 18:58
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The peace treaty has been signed and the nuclear crisis has been averted. Just kidding.
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Oct 1, 2014 18:59
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Jesus has returned. He is black.
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Oct 1, 2014 19:05
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Last minute baby sitter comes through! "Nice to meet you Aaron"
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Oct 1, 2014 19:05
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I'm pregnant, dad. It's yours. I'm pregnant with a dad. It's mine.
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Oct 1, 2014 19:07
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Trixie Hardcore posted:I'm pregnant, dad. It's yours. she's my sister she's my daughter she's my sister she's my daughter
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Oct 1, 2014 19:07
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It was 12:15 and the 12:02 from Springfield still hadn't passed by. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN EMD SD40-2 AND NOW I'LL NEVER GET TO SEE ONE!!!
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Oct 1, 2014 19:07
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SaltLick posted:Last minute baby sitter comes through! "Nice to meet you Aaron" Do you prefer Voyager or DS9? "Sorry, I only prefer the *next* generation"
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Oct 1, 2014 19:09
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She turned to me and smiled in the way that made me want to marry her all those years ago. "I'm going to tear that rear end up tonight!"
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Oct 1, 2014 19:09
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I heard footsteps and looked up from my water dish. My master, Morally Inept, stood before me, prepared to live up to his internet handle...
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Oct 1, 2014 19:09
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I'm a mod. We knew.
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Oct 1, 2014 19:10
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I sat at my desk doing my fractions homework. "We're leaving now, sweetie, so make sure you do what Aaron tells you" my mom called from downstairs as my parents went out the door and left me alone with the babysitter.
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Oct 1, 2014 19:12
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Pick me up some skittles? Don't forget your hoodie, it's cold out.
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Oct 1, 2014 19:14
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Heard a new song on radio I really liked. It's nickelback.
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Oct 1, 2014 19:25
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"lol cut ur dick off op." I've actually done inpatient time for genital self mutilation, so I'm over this at a conceptual level.
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Oct 1, 2014 19:31
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This thread. 2 pages.
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Oct 1, 2014 19:40
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Internet ceases to exist. You are forced to go outside in the sun.
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Oct 1, 2014 19:42
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Oct 1, 2014 19:50
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Who built this house? I did.
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Oct 1, 2014 19:52
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i'm gay. really gay.
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All the people were dead. I am not good with knives.
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