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HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
years ago people used to be serial killers and great train robbers, nowadays all we have are people who download nudey pics of kids or coldplay albums

we got lost somewhere along the way and it's a real shame

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the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I think we have both now op

BrawndoTQ
Oct 18, 2001

Liquid Dinosaur posted:

Can't restrain the Frein.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
we have mass murderers but they're the elliot rodger type, we deserve better in this day and age

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Blame the po-po for being too good at their jobs

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

this thread is a crime gas ban etc

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

im tough on crime, also gay

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Parallax Scroll posted:

im tough on crime, also gay
as a combination, extra tough on crime

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

Tautologicus posted:

Blame the po-po for being too good at their jobs

whoa, steady on

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014


I bet this guy would remove your mattress tag as much as look at ya

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
thoughtcrime is still a real danger OP

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
we're all too complacent to fight right now. Until the poorest tiers of the country become unable to scrape by on walmart bargain food and clothes exchanges will we start to see some real action.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
can you suggest a good crime for me to commit OP?

i'm highly suggestible

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
rob a string of banks and become a new american folk hero

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I often yearn for the days before surveillance cameras and photo ID

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Also no gun registry or organized police force would be nice

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

mookface posted:

gun registry

mookface posted:

organized police
cracks me up

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
Did you forget about 9/11, ISIS, and OJ Simpson? OP?

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


HJB posted:

we have mass murderers but they're the elliot rodger type, we deserve better in this day and age

I blame the media. They idiots like Elliot like they are some kind of tragic villain. We should portray them instead as inept virgin doofuses who cannot even think out and plan a crime coherently. The report should involve lots of laughing at their clumsy idiotic antics. We need to shame the criminal classes to get them to rise to the level we desire. Like fat people and bad posters.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
A culture is only as good as the effectiveness of its shaming i say.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
But to be free is to be free from shame

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.

Tautologicus posted:

A culture is only as good as the effectiveness of its shaming i say.

Imagined if Elliot rodgers was shamed daily by his peers for being a lustful, envious and psychopathic virgin. Easily the next Hitler.

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
nobody robs banks anymore, they're all like "eurrghhh banks have locks and ink balls and they'll take my photo" and pretend to be IT support emailers

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

HJB posted:

we have mass murderers but they're the elliot rodger type, we deserve better in this day and age

we really don't

:gas:

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Alan Smithee posted:

we really don't

:gas:

yeah we do

like a serial killer who only kils u, over and over

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Chris Awful posted:

Imagined if Elliot rodgers was shamed daily by his peers for being a lustful, envious and psychopathic virgin. Easily the next Hitler.

Yea too bad i guess

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost

chaos rhames posted:

nobody robs banks anymore, they're all like "eurrghhh banks have locks and ink balls and they'll take my photo" and pretend to be IT support emailers

but robbing a bank nowadays you have to go balls deep and scope the place, hitting it with lots of dudes and some visible weapons while it's dead if you want the cash quickly before the silent alarm gets you locked up.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

down n out posted:

but robbing a bank nowadays you have to go balls deep and scope the place, hitting it with lots of dudes and some visible weapons while it's dead if you want the cash quickly before the silent alarm gets you locked up.

ur anonymous gay gangbang fantasy has become mixed up with ur bank robbery fantasy im afraid.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Um

We have people raising child armies OP, and catbreading

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

down n out posted:

but robbing a bank nowadays you have to go balls deep and scope the place, hitting it with lots of dudes and some visible weapons while it's dead if you want the cash quickly before the silent alarm gets you locked up.

it's probably too much effort unless you're a movie hero

There's still armed robberies and stuff but they really just lack that sort of style

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

chaos rhames posted:

it's probably too much effort unless you're a movie hero

There's still armed robberies and stuff but they really just lack that sort of style

The man won a long time ago

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
People have started stealing lego because it's easy to fence and increases with value over time. Can you imagine Heat but with a bag of spiky x-wings?

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax

OJ didn't do it

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

they used to dress real classy too

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
wow all dead sexy men


no homo

snakeandbake
Aug 21, 2012

by exmarx
threads in gbs used to be so much cooler back in the day

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
cops were also cooler and probably not murderous low IQ morons.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Pretty boy floyd wasn't so pretty

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Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
stay safe diaper sniper

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