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it just popped in there
he's really scared and it hurts really bad. he doesn't know what to do and is too embarrassed to tell his mom. does he have to go to the hospital? If left alone am i going to die?
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Don't panic! Just get a long pole and keep pushing on it until it comes out his mouth.
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Oct 1, 2014 22:46
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If left alone am i going to die?
seems like you'll be fine. it's your friend that's going to die
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Oct 1, 2014 22:47
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seems like you'll be fine. it's your friend that's going to die
whatever. should i drive him to the hispotal? It really hurts to sit down. I don't know if he can handle the bumpy drive.
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grats, man
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Oct 1, 2014 22:49
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according to WebMD, since he knows exactly where the dildo is he technically did not "lose" it
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Oct 1, 2014 22:49
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he should naturally die of shame within the hour. let him go. he's lived a full life
No he hasn't. he's definitely not ready to die yet.
tell him to lube up his pinky finger and stick it in there
I FELT THE END OF IT!!!!
Then i pushed it further in by accident! SON OF A BITCH
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Oct 1, 2014 22:55
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no
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Oct 1, 2014 22:57
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op i suspect the "friend" in this story is you
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Oct 1, 2014 22:58
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I FELT THE END OF IT!!!!
Then i pushed it further in by accident! SON OF A BITCH
goddammit step aside, I'll handle this!
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Oct 1, 2014 23:01
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OP, is this your dildo?
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Oct 1, 2014 23:02
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the real dildo was inside you all along
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Oct 1, 2014 23:04
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OP, is this your dildo?
That is the worst gummy bear ever. First, it's too big. Second, doesn't look like a bear!
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Oct 1, 2014 23:04
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op i suspect the "friend" in this story is you
gently caress you no!
I'm straight dammit. Why the hell would i gently caress myself in the rear end with a dildo if i'm straight!? What do you think i am some kind oif disgusting human being???? I have a girlfriend and we're in love. Gayity and homosensualness are disgussting. I am not a gay and I and if you don't believe me i'll wreck you bitch. I am not a homo.
Stop derailing and help my friend out.
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Oct 1, 2014 23:05
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lol youre friend is an idiot
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Oct 1, 2014 23:09
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guys i think op put up a dilldo on his rear end and is making up the "friend", a lot of this doesn't add up
i think op put a dild in his butt
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Oct 1, 2014 23:12
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Why are you guys trolling my good friend Bloodfart McCoy?
I thought this was the chill forums for helping friends of friends with their problems?
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Oct 1, 2014 23:14
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I'm going to hvae my friend drink a whole bottle of milk of magnesia i have in the fridge. Maybe he can just poop it out. That dildo wasn't too much bigger than some massive shits he's taken, so i don't see why this wouldn't work.
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Oct 1, 2014 23:16
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op dont tell your friend this but i think hes hopelessly stupid and maybe gay as well
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Oct 1, 2014 23:17
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op dont tell your friend this but i think hes hopelessly stupid and maybe gay as well
Shut up. he's not gay and he's not stupid. He's actually like really smart, but he doesn't apply himself. He was just messing around and got himself into trouble. Stop being judger
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Oct 1, 2014 23:21
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i believe this guy. we should stop messing around and help his friend
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Oct 1, 2014 23:24
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op your friend is probably going to die is there a way you can tell his parents without him finding out?
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Oct 1, 2014 23:24
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the milk of magnesia expired in 2007.
Drink?
this forum is full of psychos who get off on others pain and torment. it's completely messed.
we're friends now.
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Oct 1, 2014 23:25
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i believe this guy. we should stop messing around and help his friend
this forum is full of psychos who get off on others pain and torment. it's completely messed.
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Oct 1, 2014 23:26
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Okay he drank it and there's an incredible rumbling in his stomach. he feels sick now.
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Oct 1, 2014 23:41
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tell your friend that it's going to be alright. tell him to relax. tell him to breathe. tell him to go sit on the toilet and tell him to prepare to pop the cork
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I've seen GBS threads to the effect that your rear end is basically a vacuum cleaner and anything you put up there is likely to be sucked up
the obvious solution is to press your anus up against your friend's so your rear end can suck the dildo out
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