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Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Unfortunately I forgot what was the result of the previous poll, and thus made a new one. Please, feel free to inform on your preference on Commanders, be them shaved, or hairy, Gentlemen of GBS. CAptains and lieutenants are also welcome to give feedback regarding how they treat their facial hair.

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Freak Futanari
Apr 11, 2008
i will let you know once i actually have sex, with a woman, irl

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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trimmed, man

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWIpzImxAEQ&t=28s

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009
It's a hygiene question really.

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
what if riker shaved and put all the hairs from his face on his face would it itch?

yoyodyne
May 7, 2007
im gaay

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
shaved or neatly trimmed

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



RobeAndWizardHat
Nov 13, 2006
please redo this thread with buttholes so i can respond thank you

edit: i'm gay?

James Trickington
Apr 23, 2008
trimmed,
but man i hate when he shaves and it hurts my nose because of stubble. what the!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

shaved

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
cultivate a monstrous Riker

it should visibly intimidate/appall your interstellar opponents

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

pencil mustache op

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
depends on the season

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Zzulu posted:

trimmed, man

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Hot red ginger landing strip. thanks.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
circumcised

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Jellymouth
Jul 9, 2009
Fun Shoe
A tiny goatee of neatly combed hair so that whenever an alien knocks him upside down it looks like he has a Hitlerstache.

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
trimmed is fine but shaved is better and hairy is for fuckwits and olds lmao

Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011
If you don't like hairy Riker you're not a fan for sure

Ill Peripheral
Jun 29, 2008
That shaved Will RED ALERT

naem
May 29, 2011

Shaved or trimmed neatly thanks

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
shaved
people who said smooth are tos fans btw

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
cornrows or dreads. or maybe a nice undercut or chelsea

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
fucks sake im late on my joke but it wasnt really a joke though

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

gary oldmans diary posted:

shaved
people who said smooth are tos fans btw

yeah a bearded commander is literally the only thing that makes TNG different to TOS, idiot bitch

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

The Wizard of Poz posted:

yeah a bearded commander is literally the only thing that makes TNG different to TOS, idiot bitch

different from :eng101:
owned bitch owned

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Troon Flesh Mask posted:

If you don't like hairy Riker you're not a fan for sure

you've never been near a klingon commander that didnt try to have you boarded

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

gary oldmans diary posted:

different from :eng101:
owned bitch owned

gently caress

Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011

The Wizard of Poz posted:

you've never been near a klingon commander that didnt try to have you boarded

They had to identify my last girlfriend with dental records, I am thorough

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

Troon Flesh Mask posted:

They had to identify my last girlfriend with dental records, I am thorough

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
its because his last 'girlfriend' was a homeless girl with no known family that he kidnapped and raped, which i dont wanna kinkshame but, is highly unorthodox

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

The Wizard of Poz posted:

its because his last 'girlfriend' was a homeless girl with no known family that he kidnapped and raped, which i dont wanna kinkshame but, is highly unorthodox

Man, the lengths some people will go to just to brag to GBS about having a girlfriend.

Darf
Jun 6, 2011

You have quite a treasure there...
My ideal riker has a chin that looks like a catfish grew a jew beard

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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thomas riker ftw

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


50/50. side/side, front/back, i'm cool with either

maybe opposite quadrants? I'll have to get back to you on that

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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ReidRansom posted:

50/50. side/side, front/back, i'm cool with either

maybe opposite quadrants? I'll have to get back to you on that
50/50 weight balance for nice even predictable handling.

hate a commander that understeers

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
when theres a tachyon pattern i cant get hard knowing theres asymmetry

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