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psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Is that a wart?

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

psyopmonkey posted:

Is that a wart?

no that's your head :xd:

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

gnarlyhotep posted:

no that's your head :xd:

Old men speak like they smell. Poorly.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Don't eat the fruitbats

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
It is difficult to repair a watch while falling from a plane.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

psyopmonkey posted:

Old men speak like they smell. Poorly.

there's no fool like an old fool

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
If you don't get to it then youll never get at it and you won't get to and you'll never get at it again

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
who's on first?

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

gnarlyhotep posted:

who's on first?

Same

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

psyopmonkey posted:

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
"80% of kids end up turning into dirtbags."
- Janusz Korczak

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
He's dumber than:
-a bag of hammers
-a box of rocks
-a sack of doorknobs
-poo poo

Pick the appropriate ending as you please, OP.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
don't tug on Superman's cape

don't spit into the wind

don't mess around with Jim

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

gnarlyhotep posted:

don't tug on Superman's cape

don't spit into the wind

don't mess around with Jim

they say the same thing about slim

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

VendaGoat posted:

they say the same thing about slim

true

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
If shes not complaining, shes not happy.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Yes We Can

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Dont make a rule to ban another rule.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

psyopmonkey posted:

Dont make a rule to ban another rule.

well there goes the Constitution. thanks a lot

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

gnarlyhotep posted:

well there goes the Constitution. thanks a lot

Youre welcome!

*does cat dance*

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
Wish in one hand and poo poo in the other. See which one fills up first.



If it's got wheels or tits, sooner or later it will cause you trouble.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

gnarlyhotep posted:

don't tug on Superman's cape

don't spit into the wind

don't mess around with Jim

What about the Lone Ranger and his mask?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

“Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind.”

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

genesplicer posted:

What about the Lone Ranger and his mask?

pretty sure you're not supposed to pull it off

let me check with my lawyers

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


genesplicer posted:

What about the Lone Ranger and his mask?

You don't pull the mask of the ol' lone ranger.

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Lone Ranger is a punk.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
Red next to yellow kills a fellow. Red next to black is a friend to Jack

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost
If I own a cow, the cow owns me.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
It seemed like a good idea at the time.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

dee eight posted:

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

story of my life

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

gnarlyhotep posted:

story of my life

:stat::respek::wal:

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

dont try to clean a dutch oven with soap

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

thos are some seriously gross looking boobs

so yeah I would leave

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

gnarlyhotep posted:

thos are some seriously gross looking boobs

so yeah I would leave

those are nice boobs

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Orkin Mang posted:

those are nice boobs

they look malformed

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
it is what it is

it is what it is



It IS. What it IS.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
to gay eyes maybe heh

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Orkin Mang posted:

to gay eyes maybe heh

my eyes are gay

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