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Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747
DC comes out of a weather delay in attack mode. Houston is absorbing pressure well, but they can't hold on forever, can they?

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joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
Driver is very fast and/or Franklin is toast. This weather delay and Silvas injury killed my buzz. A Pontius goal would help.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
Or a Taylor Kemp laser beam!

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
Never seen them wave off a handball like that. Good call, some huge horseshit involved here though.

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



i'm gay as hell also gently caress existence

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
The most dangerous scoreline in all of sport history.

e - also Dom Kinnear is reminding me of Sen Laffer from Alpha House.

If you caught that reference you should watch better shows or take up a more interesting hobby like knitting.

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...
Dat chippy. Also there was probably encroachment lol wat

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Loving the epic season-ending loss happening at home, before my eyes. FTW.

Shammypants
May 25, 2004

Let me tell you about true luxury.

Houston is the definition of 'resting on their laurels' this year

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Oh goody, Leonardo's in.

Welcome to the postseason, Dallas.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Juninho being' a regular cat burglar.

guppy
Sep 21, 2004

sting like a byob
I didn't manage to get the game on until around 77', so I missed DC's first two goals -- both look awesome in the highlights. I saw the Houston penalty, and EJ's goal. I am not sure why Houston elected to leave EJ unmarked, but nice work staying on-side and coming back for the pass that wasn't where he expected it to be.

This is the Houston curse broken, isn't it?

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
IT WAS A CROSS

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

Paddyb posted:

IT WAS A CROSS

It was a goal!

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Ishizaki won't be secretly rad for long.

Also Penedo :stare:

Edit: :stare::respek::stare: Penedo can't be the entire defense guys

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
He could stop being defense so that Dallas makes a comeback and wins so that this weekend doesn't totally suck rear end for my sports-wise.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Okay we'll just let them make Leonardo look good.

This first half is weird.

Also is the ref winded or stoned or both?

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris

guppy posted:

This is the Houston curse broken, isn't it?

Houston always seemed to be a like living in a lovely zombie movie, where a team slowly awakens in October trying to take over the league.

DC just double tapped them and put in an extra to make sure they stay down.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

Sir Unimaginative posted:

Okay we'll just let them make Leonardo look good.

This first half is weird.

Also is the ref winded or stoned or both?

Apparently he hurt his heel. They switched him out for the 4th official in the second half. Never seen that before.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Daaaang.

For the record, I thought Kelly was even-handed; my confusion was probably just a lighting thing off the start.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


A different daaaang. That was bound to happen at some point.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
PhwoR I liked that goal mmmm

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


howler (hao•lur) n.1. That poo poo.

Edit: 2. Also that poo poo, thank Xenu.

dont be mean to me fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Oct 13, 2014

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Oh hey, a Dallas corner, that's refreshing.

Get it out get it out

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

Sir Unimaginative posted:

howler (hao•lur) n.1. That poo poo.

Edit: 2. Also that poo poo, thank Xenu.

Looks like we're on our way to a 1-1 draw, if not a 2-1 loss.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Tigren posted:

Looks like we're on our way to a 1-1 draw, if not a 2-1 loss.

FLURRRRRRRRGH.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

What a terrible clearance from Penedo there. loving hell man!

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I'm lovin it

The announcer just called Castillo "athletic". Ugh

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given
My thoughts on the city of Dallas as a fan of Seattle sports today: gently caress YOU DALLAS, gently caress YEAH DALLAS!

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular
Who loves you Dallas? Sea-do, Sea-do

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


That is some convenient whistling.

Popero
Apr 17, 2001

.406/.553/.735
Adrian Healey calling a Revs game, just as God intended.

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

Popero posted:

Adrian Healey calling a Revs game, just as God intended.

Thing of beauty and a joy forever, plus being paired with Melonhead meant the broadcast was a two hour nostalgia trip.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Every game these next two weeks except for the LA/Seattle back to back is gonna be super loving boring

Mike Toole
Apr 9, 2001

WE ARE GOING BACK!!
that was a cool game

lee nguyen: also cool, and good

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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If Portland ties their next game and Vancouver loses, what is the tie breaker that decides who goes forward? I think that is the only situation where they tie for points, wins, losses, and draws.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Wins is the first tiebreaker (which is why Seattle has the SS lead), GD is 2nd. Both are at 11 wins, but Portland leads in GD 7 to 1 currently, so Portland would win the tiebreaker.

Cityinthesea
Aug 7, 2009
I think it's away goals, but I'm not sure.

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Mike Toole posted:

that was a cool game

lee nguyen: also cool, and good

Also, mvp?

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Your Boy Fancy
Feb 7, 2003

by Cyrano4747

I would argue for Espindola. Either case is a good one.

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