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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
This kid only had to lose half his blood and most of his brain function!

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-09-30/death-on-highway-leaves-trucker-angry-at-widower-and-god.html



quote:

On a sunny Monday in August 2010, after attending a family reunion in Cleveland, Susan Slattery started home for Baltimore with her two sons.

Bouch’s rig barely slowed before ramming Slattery’s Focus into another semi-truck, careening into five more vehicles and bursting into flames, according the police report.

Matthew was near death, his skull crushed. Bouch escaped unhurt.

Matthew, a voracious reader who scored in the top 1 or 2 percent on school tests, had a traumatic brain injury. He lost more than half his blood, and his jaw was broken in two spots.

With Matthew’s brain swelling, surgeons had to remove a large section of his skull. They placed an artificial membrane in its place.

Matthew was in a medically induced coma with no motor, verbal or eye response. Weeks later, he moved his left index finger for the first time.

A month after the accident, Matthew was flown to Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore, where he remained for a week before he was transferred to Kennedy Krieger Institute, a pediatric rehabilitation facility. Therapists there worked on him for months, massaging the inside of his gums and moving his feet in an attempt to restore function.

Gradually, Matthew responded. He delighted in videos of comedian and ventriloquist Jeff Dunham.

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Digi_Kraken
Sep 4, 2011
I was gonna say a lobotomy so, pretty close.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
The first time I ever saw him I I thought he was pretty funny

Except the really racist suicide bomber I guess

Detente ventriloquist all told

Not a great comedian??

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


An afterlife where I'm sitting in a small lovely theater with jeff dunham doing his worst jokes for eternity, i would eventually join the raucous hysterical laughter of everyone else after a few millenia.

AntifaSupersoldier
Jul 30, 2003

Reality is what you can get away with
Hell Gem
he is halfway to becoming Jeff's next puppet

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I saw him locally since I got the tickets for free basically. Had a few OK jokes, like mocking the Casino staff and the area (live in a rural shithole right now), but those were pretty low hanging fruit imho. Don't really understand his appeal.

Reset_Smith
Apr 9, 2009

It's SQUARE, motherfuck!
A ventriloquist is a comedian when the audio track by itself is also funny. So, yes, brain trauma.

Percelus
Sep 9, 2012

My command, your wish is

i already enjoy jeff dunham op :rolleye:

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax
A reddit subthread and a tumblr tag.

MY BF LESLIE SAID
Jun 9, 2006

by Lowtax
If someone bought me plat I would be able to PM them when I started to enjoy Jeff Dunham. Food for thought, OP.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

The_Cack posted:

he is halfway to becoming Jeff's next puppet

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

nice ttitties like lena dunham

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
i have really vague memories of jeff dunham in the early 90's, that came flooding back when he pulled peanut out in his comedy central presents in 2003. i imagine i probably thought it was funny.

did he have like a cable access show or something? and then he started making his puppets hate arabs and mexicans or whatever and it made him famous

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
A friend told me about a really funny comedian they liked and then proceeded to show me Jeff Dunham videos, the one with the terrorist skeleton puppet. The whole experience was something awful.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Luvcow posted:

A friend told me about a really funny comedian they liked and then proceeded to show me Jeff Dunham videos, the one with the terrorist skeleton puppet. The whole experience was something awful.

honestly its pretty difficult to make skeletons lame adn gay but somehow this dunham guy manages it

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013

TOOT BOOT posted:

nice ttitties like lena dunham

:nms::nms:

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Sklyansky posted:

I saw him locally since I got the tickets for free basically. Had a few OK jokes, like mocking the Casino staff and the area (live in a rural shithole right now), but those were pretty low hanging fruit imho. Don't really understand his appeal.

its real comedy for real americans, hope that helps

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

He is a form of old people entertainment. Bland. Simple. Brainless. He probably would score big in Branson, Missouri. In other words, he sucks rear end. I don't get it. He could pull off his puppet thing just fine if he mentally left blandville.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

im lolin at the medical bills his family has to pay

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



iirc jeff dunham is one of the most successful comedians of all time

the free market works

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:

If someone bought me plat I would be able to PM them when I started to enjoy Jeff Dunham. Food for thought, OP.

MegaGatts
Dec 12, 2004

The Enteroctopus dofleini, also known as the giant Pacific octopus (GPO) or North Pacific giant octopus, is a large marine cephalopod belonging to the phylum Mollusca and is tripping balls.
The literally retarded people I work with all love Jeff Dunham to the point of buying DVDs and dressing up as his puppets for halloween. I don't know if you have to be retarded to like Jeff Dunham but if you're retarded you'll like Jeff Dunham.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



jeff dunham would probably fill the void of barely edgy humor for 11-12 year olds now like maddox used to be

Madrox
Jan 31, 2001

Does whatever
a multiple can.
I remember seeing a bit of his act in the mid-nineties and laughing a bit because I was a stupid 14 year old. Fast-forward 20 years, and I think he is doing the exact same act, with the addition of the blatantly racist terrorist caricature post 9/11. Like nothing else has changed. How do you milk the same drat act for that long? Oh, and apparently, that awful lovely character got its own animated movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3557440/

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
if i was tied up in a warehouse and being tortured w/ electric shocks if i didnt enjoy jeff dunham id watch very intently and smile and say "haha im really enjoying this. this is funny stuff. please dont electrocute me again"

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

ya dude, im positively disgusted by that moderately overweight woman

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Pirate Jet posted:

ya dude, im positively disgusted by that moderately overweight woman

ugly too

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Pirate Jet posted:

ya dude, im positively disgusted by that moderately overweight woman

those are some pretty tragic titties for a fat girl though

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