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You wanna test the limits of your relationship? Go watch Gone Girl, she will loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove it
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Honest Thief posted:You wanna test the limits of your relationship? Go watch Gone Girl, she will loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove it I'm mentally composing a list of worst date films ever. So far I've got Whose Afraid Virginia Woolf, Closer and Oleanna, would you throw Gone Girl on that list?
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Oct 3, 2014 00:53
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Only God Forgives needs to be on that list.
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I think that film might have slammed the first nail on our relationship's metaphorical coffin
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Skwirl posted:I'm mentally composing a list of worst date films ever. So far I've got Whose Afraid Virginia Woolf, Closer and Oleanna, would you throw Gone Girl on that list? Dancer in the Dark
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FishBulb posted:Dancer in the Dark I really need to see that, but I'm slightly phobic of Bjork.
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Magic Hate Ball posted:May the cast live to see the show's finale. It really is complete bullshit that Phil Hartman isn't still alive and doing awesome character work. e: if they had ended the show when he died the last season would have been...Season 9. I'd be pretty okay with that, a handful of later episodes aside.
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Skwirl posted:I'm mentally composing a list of worst date films ever. So far I've got Whose Afraid Virginia Woolf, Closer and Oleanna, would you throw Gone Girl on that list? One time I watched Exit Through the Gift Shop with an art history major.
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Lets just say, it's a therapeutic movie for couples that have some time on, shock therapy.
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I feel like Rear Window would be an interesting date movie.
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Her. My parents actually decided to get a divorce after that movie. poo poo was bad, but I believe Her made it worse.
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Pirate Jet posted:One time I watched Exit Through the Gift Shop with an art history major. Easiest way to piss of an art history major is to tell them the most coherent definition of art I've ever heard: "That which has no use." This includes both good and bad art and high and low art, and despite Roger Ebert's protests, it includes video games. It is the best explanation of Duchamps toilet being ART and every other toilet not being ART, but it really pisses of art history majors.
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Skwirl posted:I'm mentally composing a list of worst date films ever. So far I've got Whose Afraid Virginia Woolf, Closer and Oleanna, would you throw Gone Girl on that list? Irreversible...actually anything by Noe would be a horrible date movie Also Antichrist...but once again probably anything by Von Trier. axelblaze fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Oct 3, 2014 |
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Skwirl posted:Easiest way to piss of an art history major is to tell them the most coherent definition of art I've ever heard: "That which has no use." This includes both good and bad art and high and low art, and despite Roger Ebert's protests, it includes video games. It is the best explanation of Duchamps toilet being ART and every other toilet not being ART, but it really pisses of art history majors. Architecture.
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Skwirl posted:Easiest way to piss of an art history major is to tell them the most coherent definition of art I've ever heard: "That which has no use." This includes both good and bad art and high and low art, and despite Roger Ebert's protests, it includes video games. It is the best explanation of Duchamps toilet being ART and every other toilet not being ART, but it really pisses of art history majors. Because it's really loving dumb
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Architecture. Isn't art, it's crafts, like a really good chef.
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Skwirl posted:Isn't art, it's crafts, like a really good chef. No. Especially so because food can also be art.
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FishBulb posted:Because it's really loving dumb Then give me a better definition. Also, isn't dickstream supposed to be happening right now?
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Uh oh here comes the Great CineD Art Debate, someone call in Rabo Karabekian.
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Skwirl posted:Then give me a better definition. Everyone has poo poo to do so I'm just going to play marvel heroes and watch VOTOMS.
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Literally The Worst posted:Everyone has poo poo to do so I'm just going to play marvel heroes and watch VOTOMS. If you ever find a quality copy of Armor Hunter Mellowlink, THAT has to be Dickstreamed. VOTOMS owns, I once wrote an academic paper about why VOTOMS rules and Gundam blows (as far as being anti-war media).
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Literally The Worst posted:Everyone has poo poo to do so I'm just going to play marvel heroes and watch VOTOMS. Dammit, I was looking forward to Dredd.
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Skwirl posted:Easiest way to piss of an art history major is to tell them the most coherent definition of art I've ever heard: "That which has no use." This includes both good and bad art and high and low art, and despite Roger Ebert's protests, it includes video games. It is the best explanation of Duchamps toilet being ART and every other toilet not being ART, but it really pisses of art history majors. Surviving Edged Weapons
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It's weird how Drive and Only God Forgives are pretty much perfect mirrors of each other. Also, Anonymous Robot, here you go, here's a good quality copy of Armor Hunter Mellowlink.
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Ror posted:Surviving Edged Weapons Is art, unless you think it's a useful training film.
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SALT CURES HAM posted:It's weird how Drive and Only God Forgives are pretty much perfect mirrors of each other. Yeah, I've seen this around before, but I guess I've been holding out for something that looks less like a choppy VHS rip. I guess, given the material, I probably shouldn't hope for more. I'll probably watch this soon.
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What's that youtube channel with all the crummy 80s horror movies on it?
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Anonymous Robot posted:If you ever find a quality copy of Armor Hunter Mellowlink, THAT has to be Dickstreamed. VOTOMS owns, I once wrote an academic paper about why VOTOMS rules and Gundam blows (as far as being anti-war media). Gundam rules because Tomino is a dick who hates his fans and Gundam as a Franchise and the toyetic parts of the show etc but VOTOMS has Space Vietnam. Also I absolutely have a source for Mellowlink, once I get there I'll stream it. Magic Hate Ball posted:What's that youtube channel with all the crummy 80s horror movies on it? More specific. (Used to be TheBurialGround but his accounts got shut down).
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Literally The Worst posted:More specific. (Used to be TheBurialGround but his accounts got shut down). That was the one I was talking about, so I guess never mind.
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Literally The Worst posted:Gundam rules because Tomino is a dick who hates his fans and Gundam as a Franchise and the toyetic parts of the show etc but VOTOMS has Space Vietnam. Yeah but Gundam can never escape being a vehicle for the peddling of war toys, and had a bizarre nationalist streak and endorses imperialist teleology and all kinds of gross stuff. VOTOMS is anti-toyetic (because it's a failure as a capitalist object). And not only does it have Space Vietnam, it has Space Vietnam where Space America is set up as the bad guy, right down to their pilots having the generic "helmet shadow over face" look going on, and the VC are characterized as underdog spiritual rebel/folksy traditional villages, setting up a face-turn where Chirico joins their struggle, and then it never happens, and instead goes off in a crazy different direction). VOTOMS is one of like three good animes. (The other is Kaiji and the third one is maybe Mononoke?)
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Counterpoint: Votoms has like a bunch of spin-offs and also Bandai put out some baller-rear end 1/20 Scopedog kits that you assemble with a tiny wrench.
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Skwirl posted:Is art, unless you think it's a useful training film. Documentaries. Those art history majors are probably less pissed off at the content of your statement than by the (most likely smug) way that you attempt to reduce the discipline to which they, their friends, their colleagues, and their mentors have devoted their lives into a (facile) one-liner.
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Literally The Worst posted:Counterpoint: Votoms has like a bunch of spin-offs and also Bandai put out some baller-rear end 1/20 Scopedog kits that you assemble with a tiny wrench. Yeah, but to my knowledge none of that has ever been very successful.
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Everything that is created is art. Is it too late to change my vote on this thread? I'm feeling more of a 3 now.
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Literally The Worst posted:Everyone has poo poo to do so I'm just going to play marvel heroes and watch VOTOMS.  Is it getting postponed to another night?
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Anonymous Robot posted:Yeah, but to my knowledge none of that has ever been very successful. It's because they all (with the exception of Mellowlink) suck rear end.
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Skwirl posted:I'm mentally composing a list of worst date films ever. So far I've got Whose Afraid Virginia Woolf, Closer and Oleanna, would you throw Gone Girl on that list? My Dad took a woman to see Taxi Driver on a first date.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Documentaries. I can't think of anything less useful then a documentary. The Thin Blue Line released a man from jail and he sued the filmmakers.
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