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Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
I always love it when a hitter lays off a breaking ball slightly out of the zone, only to swing at a worse one next pitch.

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davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Ambassador of Funk posted:

I always love it when a hitter lays off a breaking ball slightly out of the zone, only to swing at a worse one next pitch.

"He's totally giving me the fastball next pitch and in going to jump all over it!"

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Man, Rajai Davis can barely hobble

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

davecrazy posted:

"He's totally giving me the fastball next pitch and in going to jump all over it!"

"A 3-2 count? There's no way he could possibly throw me a ball!"

Whodat Smith-Jones
Apr 16, 2007

My name is Buck, and I'm here to fuck
When is Dennis Eckersley ever going to not have a lovely haircut?

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
Boom!

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Whodat Smith-Jones posted:

When is Dennis Eckersley ever going to not have a lovely haircut?

is adam dunn ever not going to be the three true outcomes avatar

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
That one was definitely a homerun.

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
A Hardy Hello!

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
:siren::siren: JJ MOTHERFUCKING HARDY :siren::siren:

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
Booooom

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

That was no doubt

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

There's barely enough room for all the players in this teeny park I'm glad they decided to play anyway

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
1) Keep the Orioles in the yard.
2) Don't let Cruz beat you.
3) Don't let the bottom of the lineup beat you.

Way to go, jackass.

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
What is this, a ballpark for ants?

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
HEY rear end in a top hat

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



They're swinging from their heels out there

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
The playoffs need Citi Field for no doubters to turn into fly ball outs.

Super Jay Mann
Nov 6, 2008

davecrazy posted:

The playoffs need Citi Field for no doubters to turn into fly ball outs.

The Giants are in the playoffs you know.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Bumming Your Scene posted:

They're swinging from their heels out there

We paid for dingers and we're going to keep demanding dingers or bust.

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

Super Jay Mann posted:

The Giants are in the playoffs you know.

Everyone is a giant in Camden yards, or haven't you heard?

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



50% of his hits went left? So doesn't that mean the other 50% went right?

MatildaTheHun
Aug 31, 2011

here's the thing donovan, I'm always hungry
I really hope they don't add a rule to restrict infield shift, it'd be cool to see teams practice opposite field hitting.

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!

Bumming Your Scene posted:

50% of his hits went left? So doesn't that mean the other 50% went right?

No

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
You see, this is why you don't shift.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Bumming Your Scene posted:

50% of his hits went left? So doesn't that mean the other 50% went right?

I believe center is also an option here.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Cover first base dumbass.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Pearce went way too far to his right on that play. Reminds me of Miggy in Armando Galarraga's perfect game.

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
Weak.

Marketing New Brain
Apr 26, 2008

TheModernAmerican posted:

I really hope they don't add a rule to restrict infield shift, it'd be cool to see teams practice opposite field hitting.

Telling people where they have to stand is unamerican

Super Jay Mann
Nov 6, 2008

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

You see, this is why you don't shift.

The shift was fine, pitcher just needs to get his rear end to first.

FeedingHam2Cats
Nov 10, 2009

Yurgh

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
hahah nice timing

FeedingHam2Cats
Nov 10, 2009

Owned

somethingblue
Sep 25, 2005

wow

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
What a double play!

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
That was huuuuuuuuuuuge.

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
NOICE

William T. Hornaday
Nov 26, 2007

Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.
This is why you don't hit and run.

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
My head is going to explode.

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