Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
somethingblue
Sep 25, 2005

:suicide:

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

primaltrash
Feb 11, 2008

(Thought-ful Croak)
Yowza!

Super Jay Mann
Nov 6, 2008

This game owns

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
TIGERS DEFENSE:golfclap:

Punch Card
Sep 13, 2005

by Ralp
Romine there is one thing you're ostensibly good at, so BE GOOD AT IT YOU FUCKER.

Zythrst
May 31, 2011

Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!
That was not well done.

FeedingHam2Cats
Nov 10, 2009

LMAO YEEEEAAHHH

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Ah Tigers Defense. :getin:

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i am singing a sports song

Mexican Radio
Jan 5, 2007

mombo with your jombo?
Yessssss heads up baserunning

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

lmao tigers

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

oh dear Tigers D

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Oh, Andrew, whyyyyyyyyyyy.

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
No, you guys, hold on. That's the glovesy shortstop Detroit has. He can't make a mistake!!

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Alan Trammell posted:

Look at him, FairGame. This is your favorite reliever.

When my team dies, fat bearded joba is my new logo

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


:bunt:

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Most teams go to their bullpen to keep a close game safe for their opener. The Tigers do exactly the opposite.

FeedingHam2Cats
Nov 10, 2009

Fuckin nice

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Romine's been great at short all year and then that, ugh.

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
Haha what? Adam Jones stole a base?

Tribal Rival
Oct 5, 2008

I am this fiery snail crawling home
Thanks Romine. Hope JD and Avila can pull it off or we're hosed.


God drat Joba.

FeedingHam2Cats
Nov 10, 2009

Lmao this owns

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Love dat Tigers bullpen...

goobernoodles
May 28, 2011

Wayne Leonard Kirby.

Orioles Magician.
gently caress YEAH CRUUUUZZZZZZZZZZ

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Tigers bullpen delivering on all its promises.

FeedingHam2Cats
Nov 10, 2009

goobernoodles posted:

Haha what? Adam Jones stole a base?

Orioles Magic

Molten Boron
Nov 1, 2010

Fucking boars, hunting whores.
So this is that famous Detroit bullpen I've heard so much about.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Joba looks like fat Tom Hanks when he first gets stranded on the island.

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Jesus, how do you NOT walk Cruz there....

Super Jay Mann
Nov 6, 2008

Joba Chamberlain: Still not very good.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


and that'll chase joba

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Ambassador of Funk posted:

Tigers bullpen delivering on all its promises.

What do you mean, they haven't allowed a single earned run

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
If only there were a fire, so Joba could leap into it.

Or be pushed into it.

I'd be fine with either.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Now you're using Soria, when you're down three runs. For pete's sake, Ausmus.

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

R.D. Mangles posted:

and that'll chase joba


I laughed at this far more than I should have.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Gonz posted:

If only there were a fire, so Joba could leap into it.

Or be pushed into it.

I'd be fine with either.

Come on, Joba got two ground balls, it's not his fault Romine's brain fell out.

Red Hood
Feb 22, 2007

It's too late. You had your chance. And I'm just getting started.
So Verlander has to go 9 IP tomorrow no matter what, right?

Because jesus christ.

EDIT: JESUS CHRIST

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Punch Card
Sep 13, 2005

by Ralp
Holy poo poo this is just farcical now.

  • Locked thread