I'm jealous of neckbeard sperglords

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euthy: Sep 26, 2007; May you and your family live without suffering, but for the rest... Thanks for not breeding VHEMT; Grimey Drawer

Same. But in my 30s and still lurking.

# ? Oct 3, 2014 16:26

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:41

HotCarl: Aug 20, 2002; FUCK YOU,
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BucketFoot posted:

Blah Blah... I'm lacking that tight circle of friends that I feel is really sorta common with everyone I see/meet.

This is because you don't see the people with no friends out and about. They are all in their house wondering the same thing. See: not everyone has friends.

I'm speaking from the heart.

I have no friends. :downsgun:

# ? Oct 3, 2014 16:35

Kosher Pickup Line: Jan 10, 2008; Hair Elf

same op, seems like a common problem on the GBS

# ? Oct 3, 2014 16:42

Bloodborne: Sep 24, 2008

Attractive successful male in his early 30's here. Lots of friends. My resume includes being handsome, going out to social events in my off time, and deadlifting 5 plates once like two summers ago. I am available for consulting (maybe friends if you know lots of women).

# ? Oct 3, 2014 16:58

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

internet jerk posted:

Attractive successful male in his early 30's here. Lots of friends. My resume includes being handsome, going out to social events in my off time, and deadlifting 5 plates once like two summers ago. I am available for consulting (maybe friends if you know lots of women).

ban this rear end in a top hat

# ? Oct 3, 2014 17:49

Chard: Aug 24, 2010

Get A Five Pets

# ? Oct 3, 2014 19:31

Richardanator: May 8, 2006; Mmmm.....

SAme but in my 40s still lurking :smith:

# ? Oct 3, 2014 19:34

resting mitch face: Apr 9, 2005; 5) I hear you.

BucketFoot posted:

I'm a fairly attractive, charismatic, and sociable guy in my mid-20's blah blah blah... The point is when it's all said and done, I look at "neckbeards" and the typically describable "weird" both on this site and elsewhere and I'm super jealous. They all have, like, real actual friends.

That's something I totally lack. I have zero friends outside of work. I never talk to any of my work friends outside of work. I drive by awkward little groups of people with furry caps on or tails hanging from their belt loop and I get really envious. I feel like I have a pretty good grasp on social interaction, yet those guys and gals still have a larger social network than me.

I don't know if this is the right place to put this. I never post. Though I've lurked on and off for about 10 years. Feel free to openly mock me.

I laughed so hard but only cause I relate.

There is a girl that sits behind me at work that is diagnosed as being on the autistic spectrum or whatever the gently caress they call it now and she talks about going to meet ups for spergs and my little ponies and I'm some rear end in a top hat who never puts any effort into being social or hooking up with old friends I have neglected to keep up with. I think basically what I'm saying is that you're an rear end in a top hat who isn't putting any effort into being social. I want to be more social. It's on my list. I am married so I get laid whenever I want so there is that. One day I'll ... probably not. I hate ~~people~~ myself.

# ? Oct 3, 2014 20:03

Bloodborne: Sep 24, 2008

Don Tacorleone posted:

ban this rear end in a top hat

Uncalled for. Let's be friends. I enjoy a wide variety of things, which helps with my popularity among several different groups of people.

Millie posted:

I am married so I get laid whenever I she wants so there is that.

# ? Oct 3, 2014 20:07

resting mitch face: Apr 9, 2005; 5) I hear you.

internet jerk posted:

*stupid goon assumption*

I am the she.

# ? Oct 3, 2014 20:11

a creepy colon: Oct 28, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Millie posted:

I am the she.

a goon girl :eyepop:

# ? Oct 3, 2014 20:12

Bloodborne: Sep 24, 2008

Nice try goon. It's not my business how you identify.

# ? Oct 3, 2014 20:13

a creepy colon: Oct 28, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

a 'goonette' if you will

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# ? Oct 3, 2014 20:13

Hungry Joe: Nov 27, 2006; DDFH

BucketFoot posted:

I'm a fairly attractive, charismatic, and sociable guy in my mid-20's blah blah blah... The point is when it's all said and done, I look at "neckbeards" and the typically describable "weird" both on this site and elsewhere and I'm super jealous. They all have, like, real actual friends.

That's something I totally lack. I have zero friends outside of work. I never talk to any of my work friends outside of work. I drive by awkward little groups of people with furry caps on or tails hanging from their belt loop and I get really envious. I feel like I have a pretty good grasp on social interaction, yet those guys and gals still have a larger social network than me.

I don't know if this is the right place to put this. I never post. Though I've lurked on and off for about 10 years. Feel free to openly mock me.

Sorry you can't grow a beard OP

# ? Oct 3, 2014 20:28

Pomp: Apr 3, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Orkin Mang posted:

pretend u dont care about having friends then all of a sudden youll have lots of friends, then u gently caress them

this guy gets it

# ? Oct 3, 2014 20:48

The BLT: Jan 3, 2008; Do you know the sandwhich man?

You are in fact a neck beard sperglord BECAUSE you don't have friends. The actual neck beard really is optional. You are a goon hth

# ? Oct 3, 2014 21:04

Hayburner: Jan 29, 2005; hi

BucketFoot posted:

I'm a fairly attractive, charismatic, and sociable guy in my mid-20's blah blah blah... The point is when it's all said and done, I look at "neckbeards" and the typically describable "weird" both on this site and elsewhere and I'm super jealous. They all have, like, real actual friends.

That's something I totally lack. I have zero friends outside of work. I never talk to any of my work friends outside of work. I drive by awkward little groups of people with furry caps on or tails hanging from their belt loop and I get really envious. I feel like I have a pretty good grasp on social interaction, yet those guys and gals still have a larger social network than me.

I don't know if this is the right place to put this. I never post. Though I've lurked on and off for about 10 years. Feel free to openly mock me.