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You know how when something bad happens christians say that it was God testing their faith? Well if you read the bible you'll see they're mostly right except God doesn't go around testing people's faith himself He has Satan do it for him Satan was assigned this role in the cosmic order by God himself to separate the true believers from those who worship only because they've never faced adversity and he's only too happy to fulfill it because he hates humans and sees them as weak flawed things unworthy of the glory of God. When you hail Satan, you're hailing an entity who hates you even more than God does and can't wait to see you fall from grace so when you die he can take out his hatred on you by burning your soul in a river of fire So basically, Satanism makes 0 theological sense even in the context of the religion it branches off from and just serves as a way to indicate when some one hasn't researched the bible anymore than the average christian has
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hail satan
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Oct 3, 2014 15:11
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eyt3GO7DpSo
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Oct 3, 2014 15:12
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Yeah but he gave us devilled eggs explain that athiests.
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Oct 3, 2014 15:12
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I'm really sorry you obviously grew up in a household where the idea of a cruel, vengeful Satan was pushed on you. I hope some day you can learn the true love and understanding of our dark lord.
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Oct 3, 2014 15:13
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But what if the Bible lied to you and Satan is the good guy like in some animes?
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Oct 3, 2014 15:14
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Hail satan 666! That guy is great
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Oct 3, 2014 15:14
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actually all the stuff in the bible is make believe so it's fine and okay to hail satan
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Oct 3, 2014 15:15
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Yaldabaoth posted:You know how when something bad happens christians say that it was God testing their faith? Well if you read the bible you'll see they're mostly right except God doesn't go around testing people's faith himself uh hello? gnosticism?????
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Oct 3, 2014 15:16
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Junkfist posted:But what if the Bible lied to you and Satan is the good guy like in some animes? God is the main characte in death note
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Oct 3, 2014 15:16
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Also the temple of Satan is a satirical institution, op Please cite your sources before you make me real post!!
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Oct 3, 2014 15:17
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:Also the temple of Satan is a satirical institution, op he's talking about goons doing it, and he's right. theistic satanism is generally neopaganist bullshit, and laveyan satanism isn't a religion so much as an elaborate excuse for being a dick
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Oct 3, 2014 15:18
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Hail Satan
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Oct 3, 2014 15:20
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capitalism is demonic
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Oct 3, 2014 15:23
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i think a being with an insatiable desire to witness human failure is actually a pretty appropriate object of worship for goons
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Oct 3, 2014 15:23
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You can lol at jesus when he says that this world is sinful but he was right then and he is doubly right now. read the gospels as they apply to our society today and you will see the truth that is found within. Even if you don't believe in god you can still be a christian.
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Oct 3, 2014 15:27
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Miltank posted:capitalism is demonic No Capitalism is just Calvinism with a physical way to measure how much some one is blessed by God
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Oct 3, 2014 15:31
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The two satanists I know are pretty rad though one is kinda radically anti-Christian/Catholic/Muslim/Jew
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Oct 3, 2014 15:33
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calvinism has nothing to do with capitalism actually e:calvinism is good, for example whereas capitalism is bad.
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Oct 3, 2014 15:34
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Miltank posted:Even if you don't believe in god you can still be a christian. No, you cannot. You can cherry-pick a Christianity-themed moral compass to follow, but that doesn't make you Christian. To be a Christian you have to believe in the invisible contradictory sky wizard or no deal.
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Oct 3, 2014 15:36
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yeah you can just follow the teachings of jesus of Nazareth
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Oct 3, 2014 15:38
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id s his d
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Oct 3, 2014 15:40
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Miltank posted:yeah you can just follow the teachings of jesus of Nazareth uh the two commandments of jesus are love the lord god with all your heart, mind, soul, and strength and love thy neighbor as thyself.
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Oct 3, 2014 15:40
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you gotta love and believe in goodness, true.
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Oct 3, 2014 15:43
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Miltank posted:calvinism has nothing to do with capitalism actually If you read any textbook on the Protestant Reformation, they will mention the affect of capitalism and how it lead to Protestantism. All Protestantism is capitalism.
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Oct 3, 2014 15:43
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hail black satan
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Oct 3, 2014 15:44
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Smoking Crow posted:If you read any textbook on the Protestant Reformation, they will mention the affect of capitalism and how it lead to Protestantism. All Protestantism is capitalism. (you are wrong)
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Oct 3, 2014 15:45
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Lol if you think satanists sincerely worship satan.
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Oct 3, 2014 15:47
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Miltank posted:you gotta love and believe in goodness, true. god is a personified entity within the recorded sayings of jesus, even within gnostic texts like the gospel of thomas
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Oct 3, 2014 15:48
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Miltank posted:I am a leveler. http://www.sparknotes.com/philosophy/protestantethic/summary.html
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Oct 3, 2014 15:49
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I literally worship the demiurge what now
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Oct 3, 2014 15:51
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Satanists have much better music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yosDDDAmE2g
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Oct 3, 2014 15:53
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Effectronica posted:god is a personified entity within the recorded sayings of jesus, even within gnostic texts like the gospel of thomas Yes that is true, but that was then and we know a lot more about the universe now and can logically infer that God is ultrapersonified ie god has infinite perspective and experience and therefore unrelatable to man except through christ. e:if you don't want to believe in god you can still be a christian so long as you believe in goodness because none of us can actually know God anyway. Miltank fucked around with this message at 16:02 on Oct 3, 2014 |
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Oct 3, 2014 15:57
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Effectronica posted:satanism isn't a religion so much as an elaborate excuse for being a dick This op, it's not real.
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Oct 3, 2014 15:57
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you said it backwards the first time I wouldn't deny that protestantism had a role in the rise of capitalism
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Oct 3, 2014 16:00
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Hungry Joe posted:This op, it's not real. Doesn't make them look like any less of an idiot even if it was real
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Oct 3, 2014 16:02
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Yaldabaoth posted:Doesn't make them look like any less of an idiot even if it was real theistic satanists are real and are massive loving dweebs, like the vast majority of vast neopagans "oh ashtaroth, please accept this birthday cake-scented candle and smite my enemy with the flu so that he might run out of sick days"
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Oct 3, 2014 16:03
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Effectronica posted:he's talking about goons doing it, and he's right. theistic satanism is generally neopaganist bullshit, and laveyan satanism isn't a religion so much as an elaborate excuse for being a dick ya, who'd want to worship beta pussy bitch satan? he doesn't even rule in hell, god rules in hell, satan is just some jailbird satanists are like those crazy girls who marry serial killers in jail because their lives are so boring
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Oct 3, 2014 16:07
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i always assumed satanists were just atheists and agnostics trying to troll christians and society at large rather than an actual belief based religion
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apparently it worked
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