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I think an immaculate pizza order has happened and I don't even ever order pizza very often. I online ordered a pizza from roundtable (because I work in IT and lol of course) And it was really custom and I semi drunkenly chose the options because being bombarded by options makes me do weird things, but a weird thing happened of course. After I submitted the order I thought "geez I should have ordered that with some ranch on the side so I could relive my pizza+ranch highschool days. And what do you know three ranch tub things come with the pizza. I feel like I should be telling ranch pizza ghost to stay safe or stay relevant or something. I will describe the pizza if requested but it's not that interesting. it is a really good pizza though got to say.
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i wish pizza places around here just gave ranch away willy nilly. don't even have pepperocinis anymore
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Oct 4, 2014 04:27
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I have never heard of roundtable pizza please describe
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Oct 4, 2014 04:28
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nice pizza story op. did you get pineapple on it?
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Oct 4, 2014 04:28
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it's a ranch tub miracle...
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Oct 4, 2014 04:28
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Christmas Miracle posted:nice pizza story op. did you get pineapple on it? No I did not my I still remember what dignity vaguely feels like despite no longer having any. There were artichokes tho so I'm not sure what that means
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Oct 4, 2014 04:31
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NOT NOW GRANDPA posted:No I did not my I still remember what dignity vaguely feels like despite no longer having any. you made the right choice OP. you alright.
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Oct 4, 2014 04:31
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that sounds like something you would say to a friend while you were bullshitting if you had friends op
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Oct 4, 2014 04:32
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PINEAPPLE AND ANCHOVY IS THE BEAST PIZZA TOPPINGS AND ANYONE WHO DISAGREES CAN KINDLY gently caress THEMSELF
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Oct 4, 2014 04:32
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plus one for pinniple
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Oct 4, 2014 04:33
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im pooping! posted:PINEAPPLE AND ANCHOVY IS THE BEAST PIZZA TOPPINGS AND ANYONE WHO DISAGREES CAN KINDLY gently caress THEMSELF wrong on the former and no opinion on the latter and thanks maybe I will, rear end in a top hat!!!
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Oct 4, 2014 04:33
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lol OP has a funny name too
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Oct 4, 2014 04:33
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Getting pizza from a place named after a piece of furniture from British folklore and not, ya know, an Italian man, is a retard move.
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Oct 4, 2014 04:33
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take a pic of pizza with your dick on it op. it is my fetish please
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Oct 4, 2014 04:34
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Stoic Commie posted:that sounds like something you would say to a friend while you were bullshitting if you had friends op I have friends but they will eat a shameful pizza without a second thought. so are they actually friends??? who can say. perhaps I am actually friendless.
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Oct 4, 2014 04:34
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I ate pizza today too but you don't see me making a big loving deal about it.
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Oct 4, 2014 04:34
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgWn7zbgxZ4
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Oct 4, 2014 04:35
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anyone who has ever had round table knows they tend to do this sort of thing when you are such a goober fatbody to order a $30 loving pizza instead of logging out for a few minutes (locking the screen for you power users) wiping the cheeto dust off the maw, and struggling the long way down the 500 yards to the nearest convenience store en route to dropping off a printer for a cute girl you have a thing for
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Oct 4, 2014 04:35
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yeah well the last time i orderd pizza they hosed me
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Oct 4, 2014 04:36
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man what the gently caress kind of thread is this didnt even say what pizza you got after naming a pizza surprise in the title. i dont care that much but really if you are honest in your heart this thread is a bunch of bullshit
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Oct 4, 2014 04:38
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Tha OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPRheymdlXo
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Oct 4, 2014 04:38
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Ranch dressing on a pizza sounds vomitous. Is this an accepted practice now? What else was on the pizza? Hot wings? Was it a hot wings and ranch pizza?
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Oct 4, 2014 04:39
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I remember roundtable, didn't know they were still around. They're like from the era when little caesars still made pizza like normal pizza places.
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Oct 4, 2014 04:41
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Kukash posted:take a pic of pizza with your dick on it op. my dick currently had custom ordered zesty tomato plus creamy garlic whatever sauce all around his/it's mouth and is declining photos sorry  Gin Soaked Ape posted:man what the gently caress kind of thread is this didnt even say what pizza you got after naming a pizza surprise in the title. i dont care that much but really if you are honest in your heart this thread is a bunch of bullshit the surprise was the unexpected blessing of 3 Ranch Mini Tubs. Jesus. honestly in my heart I like this pizza a lot but really I shouldn't. I mean, 1, it's pizza. Carbs ahoy. 2, the drunken combination of grilled chicken and basil AND bacon... need I say more
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Oct 4, 2014 04:43
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I really enjoyed this thread more than I should have. I hope you enjoyed your pizza, op.
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Oct 4, 2014 04:44
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NOT NOW GRANDPA posted:the surprise was the unexpected blessing of 3 Ranch Mini Tubs. Jesus. honestly in my heart I like this pizza a lot but really I shouldn't. I mean, 1, it's pizza. Carbs ahoy. 2, the drunken combination of grilled chicken and basil AND bacon... need I say more YES I'M ALMOST THERE
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Oct 4, 2014 04:45
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NOT NOW GRANDPA posted:my dick currently had custom ordered zesty tomato plus creamy garlic whatever sauce all around his/it's mouth and is declining photos sorry to even engage in this is to already lose the moral and ethical battle. ranch tubs
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Oct 4, 2014 04:46
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The Mad Archivist posted:YES I'M ALMOST THERE green onions. they are like all the gently caress over this pizza. my neighbors who don't even know are judging me Gin Soaked Ape posted:to even engage in this is to already lose the moral and ethical battle. ranch tubs the real surprise ending is that somehow I am not even fat. idk
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Oct 4, 2014 04:49
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NOT NOW GRANDPA posted:the real surprise ending is that somehow I am not even fat. idk lol nice try ranch Jabba
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Oct 4, 2014 04:49
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Anyone who eats ranch dressing deserves to die.
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Oct 4, 2014 04:50
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Tubgirl Cosplay posted:op just how fat are you MondayHotDog posted:Anyone who eats ranch dressing deserves to die. yes, I wait eagerly
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Oct 4, 2014 04:51
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The OP, wallowing in his Ranch Tub. it is difficult to tell where flesh ends and ranch begins: 'Shockingly, I'm not even fa
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Oct 4, 2014 04:53
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dear livejournal...
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Oct 4, 2014 04:55
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I was hoping for something like "dude has his penis in the pizza box" but i guess i was being a bit naive. oh well theres always next time.
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Oct 4, 2014 04:56
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Tubgirl Cosplay posted:The OP, wallowing in his Ranch Tub. it is difficult to tell where flesh ends and ranch begins: 'Shockingly, I'm not even fa I am wallowing, in the second tub. fatness take me soon or soonish should I continue
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Oct 4, 2014 04:56
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f5'ing for the trip report on three ranch tubs
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Oct 4, 2014 04:58
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how fat are you that you get ranch in a measurement of "tub"?
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Oct 4, 2014 05:00
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Business Gorillas posted:how fat are you that you get ranch in a measurement of "tub"? perhaps I am showing my retardedness. this one time I ordered wings from round table and the delivery guy was like "here's some blue cheese, fresh from the tub". and I was like, lol, fresh from the tub. and ever since then pizza condiments have mentally been tub worths. because I am a dumbass.
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Oct 4, 2014 05:05
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NOT NOW GRANDPA posted:(because I work in IT and lol of course) LOL, yeah, isnt it though?
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I knew what you meant immediately OP, don't know what the problem is with these other broke brains
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