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Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
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Previously, on Saturday Night Live...

SNL Tackles the NFL

Tatum Girlparts posted:

We fight women!

Darrell Hammond! New opening montage! New font that makes my header images look like poo poo suddenly!
Chris Pratt Monologue
Cialis Turnt

Pinwiz11 posted:

I'm about you like there's a roller coaster in my penis

He-Man and Lion-O

Pinwiz11 posted:

I WANT THIS WITH THE SISTER

Vet Office

ZDar Fan posted:

This sketch is worth it for "birdered"

Marvel Trailer

Tatum Girlparts posted:

I'll watch all these.

Ariana Grande - Break Free
Weekend Update - Girl At a Party Rides Again
Weekend Update - Cheer Up Obama
Weekend Update - Leslie Jones
Weekend Update - Pete Davidson
Complete - Part 1 / Part 2

Deadpool posted:

Leslie Jones and Pete Davidson should both be on every week.

Booty Rap

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Hey did you just say 'plow through your panties like I'm running on diesel'?

Bad Boys

ZDar Fan posted:

I have no idea what is going on but I like it

NFL Intros
Ariana Grande and The Weeknd - Love Me Harder

Brock Samson posted:

HOLY poo poo IT'S BLACK GOKU

Video Game


This week, on The Pete Davidson Show...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMsoMqXW2cc

Sarah Silverman isn't everyone's cup of tea. Her insistence on in-your-face brassiness above all else can get a bit obnoxious, but she sells the crap out of it, and I think there's an argument that she's a driving force behind us getting stuff like Broad City. Feel free to prove me wrong on that, but it makes sense to me! :shobon: She actually spent a small amount of time on SNL back in the 90s, and while she didn't really leave a mark, it at least bodes well for her ability here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpgTC9MDx1o

gently caress all y'all, I like Maroon 5. I don't care that they're one of the most unadventurous pop bands out there, they rule and no one's going to convince me otherwise. Watch Adam Levine on The Voice, here on NBC! :haw:

Coming up...

October 11, 2014: :siren:Bill Hader:siren: & Hozier

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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.





Sarah's highlight of her SNL career was playing the food item in the Sloppy Joe performance.

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus
That is a terrible picture of Sarah Silverman. Hope it's funny this week!

Edit: VVV Oh poo poo, the census better air!

ChesterJT fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Oct 4, 2014

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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This week's SNL Vintage is from April 8 2000, Christopher Walken with Christina Aguilera.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/99/99p.phtml

Any guesses what won't make the cut? Only obvious inclusion is Blue Oyster Cult.


Well I'll be, they changed it up! Tonight will be from the third season, April 20 :350: 1978, Steve Martin with The Blues Brothers.

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/77/77r.phtml

A great choice, it's almost hard to imagine anything being cut from here: Don Kirschner/Blues Brothers open? Gotta stay. Monologue? Stays. Festrunk Brothers, Theodoric of York, Dancing in the Dark, King friggin' Tut? You can't cut any of that poo poo. That really only leaves... about everything after Weekend Update. I don't envy the bastard that has to make these decisions.

SNL Vintage checklist
  • 1975 Richard Pryor / [no]Gil Scott-Heron (s01e07 O.A.D. 1975-12-13 SNLV 2014-09-27)
  • 1976
  • 1977 Steve Martin / The Blues Brothers (s03e18 O.A.D. 1978-04-20 SNLV 2014-10-04)
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  • 1999 Christopher Walken / Christina Aguilera (s25e16 O.A.D. 2000.4.8 SNLV 20??-??-??)
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GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

My DVR used to say Walken but now it says Steve Martin with the Blues Brothers. They might have changed it.

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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GreenNight posted:

My DVR used to say Walken but now it says Steve Martin with the Blues Brothers. They might have changed it.
Thanks for the heads-up! It is indeed changed on the schedule. I updated the info.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe
Interesting that they changed it up like that. Perhaps it has something to do with this?

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Sarah Silverman will always be remembered as Chinese food in Lunchlady Land.

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

Eltoasto posted:

Sarah's highlight of her SNL career was playing the food item in the Sloppy Joe performance.

Hockles posted:

Sarah Silverman will always be remembered as Chinese food in Lunchlady Land.
I'm guessing in the monologue she'll talk about how she was a castmember and jokingly point to that appearance as her only role of any notoriety.

And she'll probably play a song.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Man, steve martin looks old.

did he ever not have grey hair? he's only 33 here.

Powershift fucked around with this message at 03:08 on Oct 5, 2014

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
You have to go back to when he was doing bits on the Smothers Brothers show to get no-grey Steve.

e @ 10:38: Theodoric! Just when I thought they'd left it on the wrong end of the edit suite.

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Oct 5, 2014

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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Cuts to Steve Martin / The Blues Brothers: Hey You commercial, Love Story, Swan Lake Ballet (Gary Weis film,) Troff n' Brew, second Blues Brothers song "I Don't Know," Next Week In Review, and the last half of the credits.

Doctor Candiru
Dec 23, 2004
Umbrella Monkey Sand

Powershift posted:

did he ever not have grey hair? he's only 33 here.
I wonder if that's just something hereditary that happens to a small percentage of people -- mostly men -- where they go gray way earlier (early twenties, even) than normal. Same thing happened to Anderson Cooper, Aaron Bleyaert, and probably some others that I can't think of, specifically.

Edit: Taylor Hicks is another one.

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
I started going gray in my mid twenties, but thankfully it seems to have slowed down/stopped once the grey almost completely overtook my temples. When I knew Aaron Bleyaert he must have been in his mid to late twenties and he was totally gray.

GreenNight
Feb 19, 2006
Turning the light on the darkest places, you and I know we got to face this now. We got to face this now.

That was a great old episode of SNL. Finally saw the Weekend Update with the "jane you ignorant slut" saying.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I'm DTJ.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Quite the lukewarm open

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Please don't sing Sarah.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
I like her shoes

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Has she lost a lot of weight.

edit: hah, that cue card.

Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008
That really is an awful picture of her up there.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



BLACK GUY... GOD'S MOUTH

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Mooseontheloose posted:

Has she lost a lot of weight.

edit: hah, that cue card.

That's the coke.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Obese FYAD Reject posted:

I like her shoes

I like her whole outfit

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

Coming hot out the gate tonight I see.

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



This is a good monologue. Sarah's killing it.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

ZDar Fan posted:

I like her whole outfit

Yeah it's actually really great and fits her well

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

She probably should have sang if this is the best she's got. I mean I don't think she's funny anyway but this certainly isn't changing my mind.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Brilliant move to go into the audience like that.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Deadpool posted:

She probably should have sang if this is the best she's got. I mean I don't think she's funny anyway but this certainly isn't changing my mind.

It's at least unique.

Z.S. Ghost
Jan 1, 2008

Odd Fire Wolf Gang
I thought Lorne hated ad-libbing.

Brock Samson
May 13, 2003

I let you know me, see me. I gave you a rare gift, but you didn't want it.

Someone wake me when Kyle Mooney does something 90% of people will hate.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Sarah Silverman needs a daytime TV show, like the dirtiest daytime TV show ever and should just be sitting on people's laps.

Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008
"It's alright guys I'm just gonna wing it"

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Hah!

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Young self asking old self questions is absolutely hilarious,

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

OK this I like.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

The first half bored me, but this is pretty great

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

The old questions are great.

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pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









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Rosie O' Donnell, Jeff Goldblum, Nancy Kerrigan

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