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No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday

or

CHOCOLATE RAAAAAAAIN!

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HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW
LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4LdnBjjBP8

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Only because it's ODB does this lyric count as brilliant when it otherwise would be awful:

"I came out my momma pussy.
I'm on welfare.
Twenty-six years old, still on welfare."

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
"tonight there's gunna be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town" - Thin Lizzy, Jailbreak

probably @ the jail m8

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Quickscope420dad posted:

"tonight there's gunna be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town" - Thin Lizzy, Jailbreak

probably @ the jail m8

wow maybe it's a metaphor for escaping a bad relationship you idiot

James Trickington
Apr 23, 2008
"bow down before I make a phone call" - West Side Connection, Bow Down

rap is usually a lot more explicit idk

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

wow maybe it's a metaphor for escaping a bad relationship you idiot

wow maybe thin lizzy are poo poo and the lyric is still bad regardless of its metaphorical meanings

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Quickscope420dad posted:

wow maybe thin lizzy are poo poo and the lyric is still bad regardless of its metaphorical meanings

i have no idea who they are but they sound bad.

Telesphorus
Oct 28, 2013

Frijolero posted:

"Beat that pussy up like Emmett Till"
- Lil' Wayne

:stare:

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 253 days!)

Black panties with an angels face? I always thought they were slurring Black babbies with an angels face, and never understood what the gently caress that meant.

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
'im weird cuz i hate goodbyes'

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
trying different things
smoking funny things

Kid rock loving up 2 actually good songs by making GBS threads these lyrics all over them

Love is like a flame
burns you when it's hot

wtf, Nazareth?

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

From Emerson, Lake & Palmer's unbelievably retarded The Only Way (Hymn) -

Can you believe,
God makes you breathe?
Why did he lose,
six million jews?

Like, seriously, lmao.
Here, listen to it for yourself, even better when it's heard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wrzyd8R8YWs

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 253 days!)

On the other hand, some of the lyrics by non-native speakers is pretty amusing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8IFEpSHwxg

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
All we need is lightening
With power and might
Striking down the prophets of false

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU

Ziggy Smalls
May 24, 2008

If pain's what you
want in a man,
Pain I can do

mcustic posted:

Die Eier Von Satan

Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teeloffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze turkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teeloffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertfunfzig Gramm gemahlene Nusse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
... und keine Eier

In eine Schussel geben
Butter einruhren
Gemahlene Nusse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten

Augenballgro?e Stucke vom Teig formen
Im Staubzucker walzen und
Sagt die Zauberworter
Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen und
KEINE EIER

Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen und
Keine Eier ..
Realtalk: sophomore year of high school im in class learnin' bout the holocaust when the teacher puts on an image slideshow of holocaust corpses. He played tool over it and this song came on. Its a cake recipe.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


stimulated emission posted:

'im weird cuz i hate goodbyes'

Although this doesn't stick out as much because everything about that song is so awful I still can't believe anyone sat down to sing it, let alone record it

tensac
Jun 9, 2011

is it anything?
loving magnets, how do they work?

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I've got a brand new pair of roller skates
And you've got a brand new key

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

I've got a brand new pair of roller skates
And you've got a brand new key

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb63PdPweDc

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010
maizy dotes and dozy dotes and little lambsy divy

cthulusnewzulubbq
Jan 26, 2009

I saw something
NASTY
in the woodshed.

Viggen posted:

we like the cars
the cars that go boom
cuz we like the cars
and we like the boom

The P is for perfection
The R is for rock
The F is for girls cause we know you love the..

Yeah
P is for peanut
The F is for dog
The R is for let's go baby let's go baby yeah

The P is for the pite
The F is for the fight

The P is for P.M.R.
The F is F.R.
The R is for are
You
Rea
Dy
To
Drop
It

TheSwizzler
May 13, 2005

LETTIN THE CAT OUTTA THE BAG
*prints out a copy of LFO's Summer Girls, throws a dart at it*

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Viggen posted:

That, the rise of disco, and the death of muscle cars. :cry:
disco was a hell of a lot better than what they were trying to pass off as rock music back then

FactsAreUseless posted:

"You stupid dumbshit goddamn motherfucker." -- Steve Offspring, lead singer of the Offspring.
that line was cheesy as hell to me even when i was 11. it almost ruined the song.

edit: for content, i mentioned this in the best 80s songs, the stupidest and laziest lyric ever:
"I like a spice / Tasty and nice"

Prettz fucked around with this message at 07:28 on Oct 5, 2014

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

Stick a fish in a tattoo gun
Watch what color ink comes out

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

BABY YOU A SONG

Cuniculous
Apr 23, 2007

kill people burn shit fuck school
I'm just a teenage dirt bag baby, listen to Iron Maiden maybe with me, whoooo oooo ooooo ooooo yeah

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Cuniculous posted:

I'm just a teenage dirt bag baby, listen to Iron Maiden maybe with me, whoooo oooo ooooo ooooo yeah

christ I'd forgotten this thx

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
ooh ee ooh ahh ahh, ting tang walla walla bing bang

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

NightVis posted:

*prints out a copy of LFO's Summer Girls, throws a dart at it*

Kyrie eleison
Jan 26, 2013

by Ralp

Quickscope420dad posted:

ooh ee ooh ahh ahh, ting tang walla walla bing bang

i dunno that's kinda catchy

Slyph
Jan 19, 2007
KAWAII NEKO WAIII NANI ^____^;;!?
"rob the jewelry store, tell 'em make me a grill"

Wouldn't the guys you just robbed recognize you as the thief when you go back in there to buy something?

Nelly, are you going to like, hold the jeweler up at gunpoint for the 20 hours it takes him to impression your teeth, and then craft the grill?

Maybe he's going to give them a dodgy cheque?? IDGI

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')

. . .

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after ... wards

- Rebecca Black - "Friday"

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan

Quickscope420dad posted:

ooh ee ooh ahh ahh, ting tang walla walla bing bang


Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang

Well the Shoop Shoop stands for the mood you're in
And the Diddy Wop mean let the fun begin
It's a feeling gonna set your senses reeling and you can't sit still
Cumma Cumma mean what you thought, that's right
And the Wang Dang gonna get you through the night time
Baby that's the right time if you wanna lose control

Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang

Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang

Shoop Shoop - little party, nothing formal
Diddy Wop - she's in the corner, looked quite normal
The Cumma Cumma - empty glass, bold as brass, pinched me... hang about
Wang Dang

Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang

She said Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang

Well the Shoop Shoop stood for a mood alright
And the Diddy Wop gave me a nasty fright
Sort of feeling that-a sent me senses reeling and you can't sit still
Cumma Cumma meant what I thought, touche
And the Wang Dang, err... anyway, nearly died, mortified, nearly lost control

Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang

Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang
Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang

Shoop Shoop - Well, let's discuss it
Diddy Wop - err, nasty weather...
Cumma Cumma - With a feather? What? Altogether
Wang Dang.

Shoop Shoop - What sort of girl do you think I am?
Diddy Wop - Well, alright
Cumma Cumma - Now you'll think I'm awful
Wang Dang. Got a light?

Shoop Shoop...

Monte Video And The Cassettes - Shoop Shoop Diddy Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myQ3eKcE-Fo

monkey fucked around with this message at 11:38 on Oct 5, 2014

Heisenburglar
Aug 23, 2012
I'm covering my ears like a kid
When your words mean nothing, I go la la la
I'm turning up the volume when you speak
'Cause if my heart can't stop it,
I find a way to block it, I go
La la, la la la la la na na na na na
La la na na, la la la la la na na na na na,

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Pththya-lyi posted:

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')

. . .

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after ... wards

- Rebecca Black - "Friday"
Friday is the musical equivalent of Plan 9 from Outer Space. It's so bad that it's actually entertaining (especially the video).


Dreamer by Ozzy Osborne:
"Im just a dreamer. I dream my life away...today."

It's the worst line of the worst song of his worst album.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

"Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon 'cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes that make me think the wrong thing." -- Kanye West

Dylstew
Nov 24, 2013
''And when I go up in the store I bring my own discount
Cause I'm sick of paying money to suck corporate cock'' - No Cash.

Genius.

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